About Essay brunch

This time you got it Chacha. Congrats!!!

But they can certainly use some fools as writers to work for them who beg every time for their salary. As per discussions here, the so called UKRAINIAN gang even do not speak proper english but they are hiring ppl like you to work for them like donkeys.... if that is acceptable to you..... go ahead and live your life....

Chachacha, do you plan to indiscriminately steal material for your nonexistent consumer base just as you steal content from other members of this forum? At the very least, if you're going to steal, have the decency to reproduce the stolen content correctly!

Get a patent for your quote or registered trade mark...

Newsflash: formally filing a copyright with the U.S. Copyright Office is necessary only if one wants to be able to sue for punitive damages in the event that one's copyrighted property gets infringed. However, even if not formally copyrighted, one can still sue for actual damages, as there is an inherent copyright in any writing that one publishes.

You are right. But if the Ukranians are cheats, this does not mean that we should start working for you or essaybrunch. And by the way, those Ukranians must certainly be having better language skills then you.

I am not asking you to work for them..... No one can force anyone to work for anyone.... and remember one thing..... On essay writing services, writers like you or our God gifted WB write and not the owners of these sites so whatever the language deficiencies owners have they are not reflected to the world. What counts is what is delivered by the writers.... please learn to live with this....

I know many individuals who are most successful businessmen in the world but do not speak english, does that mean they are not ETHICAL? Initial noble prizes went to professors from Sweden, were they proficient in English? I don' think so. What counts is what is delivered by you regardless of your language abilities.

There are about 17 brain farts in this paragraph alone.

I have really started respecting you Chacha. SOB SOB SOB Still, language skills do matter. Writing has a lot to do with the language skills. Even a third grader understands that.

Agreed but for those who write, site owners do not write for themselves... that is my point. You can't expect Bill Gates writing codes for Windows........ or Steve Jobs designing IPOD... that is done by people like you....

You must have got it by now WB. We as writers do need to have language skills, but Chacha does not, cos he owns essaybrunch. This moron wants us to write for him. And dear Chacha, Bill Gates actually wrote codes for Windows.

Not any more...... Most of the work on windows is now done in India

Cha cha, you are regurgitating an absurd argument that was previously squeezed out from betwixt the butt cheeks of frauds who came to this forum before you-and proceeded to get pummeled.

You guys are really close minded pathetic individuals

Just because I am an Indian, do not expect me to be on your side. And Indian software engineers are working for Bill Gates, because they are confident that they are working for a real master. Had he been a moron like you, Indians must have been owning the Microsoft by now.

Have i cheated you?

You are not that smart!

What makes a person smart?

The realization that he is a fool.

Does that realization has dawned on you yet?

Not naming an essay site after a meal.

Yes, that is why I am a learner.

So finally you have realized that you were a fool too?

Yes, but your case is getting too tough. You will soon need to go for a therapy.

Guys.... congratz....... We have a fool with us

Guyz, BEWARE AND RUN FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR CAREERS, we have a bigfart lunatic amongst us.

Well ... they certainly should be taken to court on multiple counts of consumer fraud for ever allowing YOU to write for them!


Great - give me the address and I'll have someone check it out in the morning ... FYI - Oldham is in GREATER Manchester (Lanchashire), not Manchester proper (8 miles out).


I cannot believe I am actually going to say this but ... you're right learner. Even the Ukranians are better than C(h)aC(a) the dancing fool ...

Dear OR, my Western friends are perhaps not able to understand the implications of the username (chacha 420) of this fool.
Chacha in India and Pakistan means = Uncle
420= Section 420 of the Indian penal code deals with the crimes related to fraud and forgery (I think it is the same in Pakistan and the UK, because all the three countries have a somewhat similar criminal code)

So Chacha 420 means= Fraudulent Uncle.
This idiot, who is blatantly flaunting the title of a cheat is trying to fool my Western Friends, and that too with such an audacity.

Chacha420 is a disgrace. He changed his location from "Jehlum" to "United Kingdom."

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I belive he is not an Indian WB, because India is bound by International treaties against financial fraud and cyber crimes, and all the districts in India have a special cell that deals with cyber crimes. Citizens from any country can contact the Indian law enforcement agencies to launch an FIR against cyber crimes being committed within the Indian territory. And even if he is an Indian, then he is simply a disgarce to my nation.


And by the way Jehlum is in Pakistan.

Yes, I know. "Indian Ebonics" is the name of a fictional language dialect, NOT a location.

Thanks for teaching me something new WB!!!

Hey mod, at this point, I think that everyone would vote to toss this moron for good, considering the evidence of fraud and blatant advertising. Whadaya say?

Don't waste any more time on him WB. He is done with once and for all.

I would also vote to add "EssayBrunch" to the thread title so that people who attempt to vet that joke of a fraudulent site will come across this thread when searching in Google.

The poor sod probably didn't count on your calling him out! :)


Some of the very best researcher/writers I have come across are Indian. Extremely hardworking, very thorough and awfully responsible.

As WB has repeatedly stated, the problem is not ESL writers at all - the problem is that some who must be forcibly disallowed from writing in English (whether ESL or not) because every sentence they compose comes across as a murderous onslaught upon the language, are touting their skills as "professional writers." Grand ol' Uncle Fool is one of them. Not only shouldn't he ever be writing in English (let alone on a professional level) but he has compounded his crime by launching his own essay writing website/company!


Hear, hear!

Uncle Fool, indicted on several counts of idiocy, fraud and linguistic murder, to learner:


Who has learner cheated, exactly? He is a self-identified ESL professional academic writer. Learner didn't need to tell anyone here that as his command of the language is excellent. Added to that, he comes across as a very well-educated, `call them as I see them,' kind of person. So, Uncle Fool, rethink your hysterial accusation.


Why would you ever doubt Uncle Fool, WB? He is obviously such a gifted writer that he must be on every site's mailing list. Which company wouldn't want to count Uncle Fool among their writers?!


Such mastery of the language! You must be so very proud of yourself, Bruchman.


Why not? I, for one, had thought him born, bred and educated in the UK - don't you get that impression from his mastery of the language?


Some do, actually. When writers don't come through, some site owners step in and get the work done thsemselves. Added to that, if the owner is not an academic writer her/himself, how in the hell is s/he supposed to check the work completed by writers? I worked with a couple of high-end, genuine, American sites whose owners did precisely that ...


If you understood English you would have known that the reference wasn't to me ... and, if you knew anything at all about the market which you have the guts to try and enter, you would have heard of oxbridgeessays, oxbridgewriters and oxbridgegraduates. As I told you before Brunchman, `no go.'

C(h)aC(h)a ... your latest homepage is just as bad as the previous ones:
For over 5 years now we have helped thousands of students like you fulfilling thier custom essay writing needs at an affordable cost. We proudly claims to be the low cost solution providers for your essay writing needs because we keep our administrative costs low. Over the period of years our commitment for offering you best custom essay writing services has never changed.This commitment has made Essaybrunch, a part of Academic Excellence Ltd, your true companion during your years of study.

Please check spelling and grammar. If your linguistic disability is an obstacle to your doing so, get one of your highly qualified, "committed to excellence," writers to help you out.

We offer you direct access to our writers so that you can contact them directly on their phone numbers.
You should not be using the same word (or a derivative) twice in a single sentence and, while at it, check prepositions - hell ... check the whole thing!

By not using services like Essaybrunch, you will only limit your chances to get the best grades because research has suggested that no writer can write every assignment in best manner therefore you will only limit your possibilities besides putting you at a risk of dealing with unknown individuals

Really! Check this part for idiocy, logic and, of course, language.

We are group of programmers, marketers, freelance writers as well as anthropologists offering a freelance essay writing services to our clients all over the world

Down on my knees and begging ... remove that part about anthropologists!

:) You surely do have an excellent sense of humour!

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Essay Brunch

Can someone please explain why anyone would ever name a custom-writing website, Essaybrunch? Is the name, in any way, related to the fact that it was (according to its original webcopy)

1) founded by a group of anthropologists
2) wanted writers and customers to sing up
3) promised that industry giants would not pick up our phones (whatever that means)

And - since when does a self-respecting, for-profit, website ask customers and writers to make a donation for the beneft of the website owner CHACHA?

Are essays fried, wrapped up in greasy newspapers and served to customers at brunch?

Can I have fried psychology and peas please lol with lashings of criminology on the side lol

I think they used to serve that at Carluccio's, down my street. Do you think that's why they have the FOR SALE sign up?