essaywarriors.com

i am a working student and i am expecting a heavy load this school year. i am considering trying this site to help me out: essaywarriors.com

any opinions?

Why in the world are you considering this site?
how did you even find out about it?

Rawr!

I cant wait unti lthe list of essay site names runs out and they start getting sillier and sillier. Though judging by essaywarriors.com, people are already scraping the barrel

Good point, better snap up the good ones while they're still going. I see essayweasel.com is up for grabs... essaymonkey.com, sadly, has been snapped up and parked. See? Gotta get in there quick...

There is definitely a Chinese mind there at essaywarriors

i am just considering them but i am looking at other established sites of course. they seem new so i wanted some insights from you.

Rawr!

OK, I want to see Ninja-essays.com or Prostitute-Papers.com, I would write for them in a heart beat. Also, why do you want "Insight" if they are like 4,000,000th in the search results? I would call this post "link spam" but that is just me-

Out of interest, what's the modus operandi for a site like essaywarriors? How many orders would a site like that get in a week, compared to say ukessays or *********?

Can anyone imagine how popular that site would be?! :)


I thought you were joking! It really is taken!
Check the results for essaypigs :)
Time to get back to work :(

they really do seem fine though. i am planning to ask for a quote.

My gut feeling is that you own the site or work for the site, it's so easy to spot... :-).

Yes ... but they really are creative :) Essaywarrior and essaymonkey never ever occured to me. Good news is that EssayPigs, BadEssays, Essays4Idiots, etc are available. Need to think outside of the box a bit!

I guess EssaysforDummies.com is already taken ;).

Good one Major :) Give it a couple of years and someone out there will buy up all those names. That someone will then demand that we take him/her seriously :)

Patronus, why are you asking questions about your own site? I'm sure that you are already fully aware of its incredibly high level of suckosity.

FYI, we've all seen your kind 100 times.

all you have done is disparage the name. would you please recommend a better site? sheesh.

Prostitute-Papers.com is your trusted source for all of your essay needs. That is the ONLY essay writing service that I will endorse! Also your site does pretty much suck, was there a wordpress template that was tagged "crap essay site"?

so essaywarriors should be avoided because they use wordpresss? hmmm... pretty flimsy reasoning.

now i know why this site has a bad repute. most of you here all act like crabs. here's a thought: why not support one another, especially the ones that do seem credible. or at least delay spewing fire until they have done something wrong.

i for one have seen that yoomla.com, ineedapapernow.com and essaywarriors.com all seem promising.

Patronus - I honestly do not want to cross either essaywarriors or you. The first are quite scary - all that talk of battlefields, tactical manouvering, war plans ... any sane person would tremble while reading their webcopy. As for your handle - whichever way I try to understand it, whether the Harry Potter or the Ancient Greek reference, I get scared ...

So, am really taking the bull by the horns here when I tell you that the name is simply STUPID! It really is very very strange :) In an industry which is all about writing, don't you think a more appropriate name would have been better (not even going to mention the webcopy in the context of appropriate writing:) )?

patronus because i am taking a benevolent stand on all the sites here, especially the new ones that some of you are so swift to judge. honestly this culture does very little service to anyone, especially the students who come here for advice and find discord instead. well i will not be dragged in the mud. i hope to make some positive contribution here in my own small way.

i am asking a quote from ymoola, essaywarriors, and ineedapapernow. for students who might be interested, i will keep you posted.

taken from the FAQ page : Why do you charge lower than other online academic writing companies?
You mean to tell me that is not top quality, premium, and awesome grammar? I think many sane people really do want to know why they charge lower, I know I do!

You certainly don't scare easy! You battled your way all through to the FAQ page and survived! I was way too scared ... call me a coward but I am not particulary fond of `battles to the death' with samurai warriors.

How many pages did you rape and pillage on your way over to the FAQ?

I went straight for the Gold- The FAQ page is always where they keep the best writing! Sometimes you have to slay the dragon or find the wizard before you can go in to battle and unleash the wrath of war down on a term paper, you know what I am saying?

I'm going to try applying...

Too late ... american_writer has annihilated them. Patronus, the warrior chief, has retreated ...

Upon information and belief, essaywarriors.com is owned by and/or associated with "Imelda Veloso" ("Dada Veloso") from Manila, Philippines.

Imelda R. Veloso
20 S. Veloso St., San Juan
1500 Metro Manila, Philippines
(063)(02)724-4503
+639198963389
teacher.dada@yahoo
imajne@yahoo

interesting...
is the site any good, though? i'm wondering where i can find a cheaper alternative to the expensive ones...i just got a quote and i don't think i want to pay that high for a minor subject

Darn it, give it up already.

Again, pulling one of those stunts here won't work because most people who frequent this message board can see right through such schemes. We'll just expose your company so bad that nobody's ever gonna want to order from you.

It varies ... depending on the number of suicidal students in a given week.

I am proud to be associated with essaywarriors. We are but a small group of writers who respect our current and past associations with the better academic writing companies out there. We just decided to provide direct services as an alternative to students who may want what we have to offer.

You really have no reason to worry about us.
We are new, we are few.
We choose to take a higher ground.

Cringe-inducing corniness :)

Reassurances are a tad too late ... I've read your webcopy and all that talk of warfare petrifies me :( Just look at your CALL TO ARMS page: "Academic and corporate success is a battlefield fraught with challenges." And how about the fate of those who don't use your services? According to the warriors:

"You wail and you tear your hair out; you gnash your teeth and you gouge your eyes. Before you know it, your cat's outline is imprinted on the wall. You know it when it strikes you: it is a paralysis that will nag you until you see the page marked by drops of blood from your forehead."

I am scared and I really fear for my cats!

All joking aside, though ... there is something very disturbing, psychotic really, about the webcopy.

I think they are obsessed by the new genre of cartoons that wasn't there when we were children ;).

WB there got to be a Chinese link there!

Well, actually, she appears to be a "fan girl" of Japanese animation.

Calm down, please! She'll "gouge your eyes out" and before you know it "drops of blood" will pour forth from your "forehead."

SERIOUSLY - braveheart's webcopy is very very original :) Frightful and maniacally psychotic, yes ... but very very original. Cats are slaughtered, heads get bashed in, bloody battles to the death are played out, students are tortured ...

So can you also admit that this entire thread is just a poorly thought setup to lure clients to your site and that patronus is actually one of yours? Do that and I think you'll at least gain some respect from some of the posters here the way another regular poster gained hers.

I hear that they hire ninjas...

Yes - and their samurai administrators do not fine writers ... they "gouge" their eyes out.
Plagiarism - 2 eyes
Late - 1 eye

Don't expect this company to stay around too long. A few dissatisfied customers, and the owners will commit seppuku.