graphophobic.com - the more criticisms, the better

Do you mean graphophobic.com?

Hahahahah. What a shi*ty site.

Yeah, its a s-i*ty site. I shouldn't be allowed to design my own pages, but there I am. My apologies to anyone who has to endure that aesthetic nightmare. I actually haven't designed a site since 1997, so the more criticisms, the better.

However, I am the kind of academic that many students need to get by in order to get that degree. This is very unlike the supposed "academic" writers here. Lift up the hood and check the engine. Its a sleeper.

I will also argue that my site is better than most of the nickel and dime sites I see posted on EssayDirectory.

And, more importantly, I have the testicular fortitude to stick my neck out and do my own thing. Aarrgh!

So you designed this particular site before 1997?

Well, I used GoDaddy's (mistake #1) web builder (mistake #2). And given the state of my html knowledge, yes, the site was essentially designed in 1997 because that is where my mind left off. It's kind of like how my uncle still listens to Winger and drives a Trans Am - you can see where his cultural input stopped.

Somebody is trying to test my testicles with a bit of tickling.

What's wrong with Winger?

There's nothing inherently wrong with Winger. They just came out with a new album, and its f#ing sweet brah! But if you are one of these "old stuff is better than the new stuff" dudes, then I ain't got time for your !#s.

Why do you insist on editing my beautiful words! You totally sucked the life out of my hair band motif. I hate you mod. No more prayers!

So its pretty clear, at least to me, that Major does run things around here. He/She carved this thread out of another and made it his/her own. Proof is in my e-mail notification chain. While I'm goofing about, I can't help but wonder if Major got a little ticked that I said scammers are knowingly promoted by EssayScam, which in turn means that Major actively takes money from known scammers. Again, this isn't anything that hasn't been noted before, right? Students beware - you're being snowed.

At any rate, back to goofing. I think that I may actually dig out my old cassette tape collection. I never liked CDs and have no love for MP3s. I'm such a reactionary.

So you'll be "miles away" from the forum for a while?

Only because I'm "so tired of being alone." Dr. Lonelyheart has his limits.

If you are equally perceptive of your clients' needs then I can only be sorry for them.


You don't write any technical essays, do you? If you did, you'd have known how forum software works (or doesn't work). I'm not here to educate you - you may google it. At least we know your Internet and IT education started and ended in 1997.


What do you mean by 'known scammers.'? Your level of technical education proves you are not qualified to compose anything more than a literature review; maybe editor75 will do a sting operation to see if you actually accept orders you aren't able to successfully complete.

A problem with asking questions is that the ignorance of the questioner is revealed. I tend to ask a lot of questions and thus reveal a lot of my ignorance. I don't really know what is going on with this forum. There aren't a lot of hard facts to go on, so the best that I can offer is bunch of questions and a little conjecture. I realize that many of my questions irritate people and that these queries are confused with false claims. And I do make some unsupported claims; I prefer to call it BS.

I've been called some awful names here. I guess that's fine. Apparently, I'm just some trolling dude with a crappy website who has nothing to say that is worth hearing. I've got another question that will likely reveal my ignorance: Why do the same people who call me 'clueless' get their panties in a knot. If I really am a troll, then why doesn't everybody ignore me?

The site fast-essay.com is now a known scammer site. It was very apparent from reading the web copy of fast-essay.com that it is an ESL scam. Either the owners and operators of EssayScam.org are not all too bright, have no problem with aiding scam sites in exchange for money, or both.

Fast forward to now. Read the web copy and watch the video from EssayThinker.net. It has the same sort of (I'd say almost identical) diction and idiom speed bumps as fast-essay.com. It is very clear that these guys are not as they portray themselves. However, I'll be the first to admit that I am wrong when someone shows me proof that these guys can write a legitimate and high-quality essay.

But here I am poking some poor ESL site in eye. That's not very big of me, I guess. The point of this thread (Major's thread) is to encourage criticisms (and maybe a sting operation) of graphophobic. I do get lots of weird messages from folks (maybe some of you) wanting weird things that I can't provide. While I am a weird dude with a crappy website, I can't abide. My advice is to send me a PM if you have serious concerns. If you want to fish, then I'd rather meet up with a fly rod and pretend to catch trout while drinking beer.

Because you obviously cannot compete with your offer, so you're attacking other services without a serious reason. Would you like representatives of the other services to order a technical research paper from you and then call you a scam because you are incapable of researching technical topics? Probably not.

Not to mention - the claims on your Wordpress site are illegal. You cannot offer a 'passing grade' service to students (unless you are based in a third-world country where US laws don't apply).

Why, then, did you attack both me and editor75 for claiming that it is a scam? You seem to have a conveniently selective memory.

ILLEGAL STATEMENTS ON GRAPHOPHOBIC.COM:

". . . all copyrights are yours."
graphophobic.com/how-it-works.html

"It is also a good way for me to learn your voice and style of writing."
graphophobic.com/how-it-works.html

" . . . all purchased work is yours . . . ."
graphophobic.com/how-it-works.html

"Passing Grade"
graphophobic.com/contact.html

I admit that the 'fear of writing' or graphophobia is an extremely technical topic. It was entirely unfair of me to order such an advanced topic from an "academic" ghostwriting service. And I was completely off the mark for criticizing high-level professionals for stating the obvious. I'm sorry.


Mmmm, good. Now we're getting somewhere. Now if someone could quote me the letter of the law instead of offering unqualified legal advice?

I was entirely wrong about Writers2Beware and have updated my website accordingly. Awesome. Anybody else wanna take a stab?

So we can safely assume your service has been fraudulent and illegal until now? If so, don't you think it might've been wiser to focus on cleaning up your operations rather than trying to slander your competition?

Illegal? Maybe. Competition? Wow.

If you take the illegality of your operations so lightly I don't even want to know your reaction to possible plagiarism accusations made by your customers.

commenting that a site run by ESL writers seems to be trying to hide the fact that they're ESL writers sounds like a pretty "serious reason" to me

Here, Major was being kind in another thread and helped us sort through this archaic forum: essayscam.org/forum/gt/selling-term-papers-illegal-states-1285/

I don't care what Major says, I still still love the guy.

Have you ever walked into a circle of friends and they share inside jokes and stories while expecting you to follow along? I've never been one to just sit there and take it, so I just barge in on the conversation. It's fun to see their faces when they eventually realize that they've been a fully rude and maybe a bit provincial.

At any rate, I'm used to doing my research under duress.

I have completed writing projects for many clients that I have absolutely hated. The quality is at or very near the same high-level, no matter what. If I cannot provide something that passes for the level requested, then I will state up front that I cannot do it. I have turned down more projects than I have accepted. You do not do this, Major. Neither of your two websites do this. You take whatever you can get your hands on and churn out a poor quality product. In academics, we refer to someone who works at an unqualified level as being intellectually dishonest. I'll leave out the intellectual part and call you dishonest.

You don't know when to stop, do you. You hate your clients, but love their money; at least you're being honest about that.


I'm not surprised. You use big words, but it may be concluded that the level of your knowledge and your learning curve is very shallow. You keep posting what you've done or haven't done, you keep wild-guessing, but you've been ignorant to the very basic laws and business concepts. It's time for you to go back to 101 and start again.

I see what you are doing there Major Major. Conversation over.

And here are examples of my illegal activities and deceptive practices.

Exhibit C.