Try to be nicer to your prospective customers. You might find a few. No one risks hiring a rude writer.
Actually, I'm very nice to prospective and existing customers; I just don't consider you one. I appreciate my customers very much and usually establish very good long-term business relationships with
most of them. In fact, the customers who get along best with me tend to have a good sense of humor and think it's funny to watch idiots like you continually come back for more of a beating because you don't knowing when to just slink away instead of suffering more (deserved) abuse.
It's only a few times a year that someone actually makes such an idiot of himself in the process of making the initial contact with me or in the way he or she handles things on the customer's end of things that I drop them as clients because I just don't have the patience necessitated by their stupidity and I don't need their business that badly.
In your case, it seems pretty obvious that you're not really any kind of "prospective customer" at all. If I thought you were smart enough to learn better tactics and employ them here I wouldn't tell you this, but that's obviously no risk. No genuine "prospective customer" would ever register on this forum to find a writer and then spend more time posting and antagonizing actual writers than reading "old posts." Real students wouldn't conduct the types of conversations you're pretending to have so openly on this forum either, especially since you "don't live" here, as you've said.