Has any student ever tried perfectessays.net

I have had a tight schedule and was referred by a friend to try perfectessays.net. Can anyone give a honest opinion?Please keep to yourself if you have never used this sight.

From the homepage:

"When you buy essay at perfectessays.net you can be sure to get original, unique, fully researched product and it will always be delivered on time."

Not as bad as a lot of ESL sites, but the translation is still "run away."

What makes you feel that just because you are a US "born" writer you qualify to be the industry cabinet secretary?

I'm not sure what the "cabinet secretary" means, but the only thing I think it "means" is that I'm a native speaker in English. You, quite clearly, are not. if this wasn't so obvious, it wouldn't be a big deal, but the fact that you can't write a simple sentence without revealing your ESL status means that your customers aren't getting what they paid for (unless you told them you write ESL papers).

Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine. It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers. I hate to say it, but many "native" English writers cannot survive the test of time if ESL writers were to change terms overnight. We literally cushion your Yankee coffers!

Kenya's finest Swahili-English . . . .

Yes. The last time my maniac innocently guided me to the guillotine, it was quite painful indeed.....

I think what you're suggesting here is that I have to hire people like you to do the work that people hire me to do. I have a feeling my customers would instantly recognize the difference in our writing, and I'd be facing a lot of refund demands/chargebacks for defrauding them. So I don't do that.


First, you used "literally" to mean "figuratively," which is just fu**-n dumb. Irritatingly common, but dumb nonetheless. Second, though many things we take for granted in the developed world are produced in the developing world, essays aren't one of them. Sorry.

My membership here is strictly restricted to constructive discussions, I will not get myself into petty arguments! Thanks for your "genuine" remark!

There is tangible proof to this assertion! You are lucky because I subscribe to industry ethics!


Thanks for the correction, but am afraid it was not deserved since it is apparent you did not understand the sentence. Blame your "know-it-all" attitude!

What tangible proof? And of what, exactly? You make even less sense then most of the arrogant Kenyan "writers" that come and go.


Yes, I'm very lucky. If you weren't oh-so-ethical I'm sure there's a great deal of harm you could do to me from the other side of the globe.


Amazingly, I did understand the sentence. Unless you are physically lying down in a coffer somewhere to provide cushioning, then you are not "literally" cushioning our coffers. I know this is going completely over your head, but you really need to look up "literally."

I am a cool guy, I play a fair game but sometimes it feels bad when you behave as if you were the pioneer in the industry. I dare you to quit writing and concentrate on providing "advisory" services to the so called ESL writers!


Amazing indeed!


lol!

I'm comptent and you're not, it's true, but that has nothing to do with "pioneering."


I prefer making a living (and it takes more than $5/day to pay bills in this country).

Perfectessays.net it is!!! Forget about these guys in here who talk all crap and offer nothing. I have just received my paper and its great...just like I wanted it done.

Where is the proof. Paste the text here to make us believe. Otherwise you will be an advertiser in this forum.

Are you telling me to paste my work here? Let me present it to the professor on Monday and you will have it.

This site might actually work for someone like pewah, for whom English is clearly a second language (whoever wrote the webcopy for perfectessays obviously isn't fluent). For customers that actually want well-written essays, of course, this site won't do them any good.

Does slandering ESL writers qualify you as a better writer?


So true. Earn a decent living then!

It's a fake site. Read it thoroughly and it will become obvious

Slander is oral (not written) and false. Nothing anyone writes on a forum is slander, and if a statement is true then it isn't defamation. You are incompetent when it comes to writing in proper academic English, so what I said isn't defamatory.


I do, thanks.


I have no idea what you mean by "fake" (the website most certainly exists), but if you're suggesting it's a scam then not really. It's a site run by Indians, staffed by Indians, and based in India--they openly acknowledge this. Any company that operates honestly, even if they deliver s-i* product, isn't a scam.

I sincerely love this man. But would you be kind as to learn that there is a life to live on this side of the Atlantic too? I mean, it is not for Native English speakers to earn a decent living alone.

We (read ESL) are equally qualified in these matters.

It is true that a good number of the leading authors in most peer-reviewed journals have ESL roots. Most of them never attended the so called ivy colleges, they are products of local institutions. I mean, there are good colleges on this side of the Atlantic as there are out there in the land of the "big brother"!

Please be kind and accept (learn) this fact!


I concur with you!


Competent, from a "big brother" dictionary!

Of course not. I don't offer to write essays in Swahili, though, and you shouldn't be offering to write them in English (except to people that want ESL-sounding essays).


No, you're not.


It is also true that most scientific/medical research articles are written by professional ghostwriters, most of whom (when writing for Englihsh-language journals) ARE native English speakers.


Yes, there are good colleges on the other side of the Atlantic. The land of "Big Brother" is the UK, though, and that's on your side of the world.


Sorry, I assumed "competent" meant the same thing in Kenya as it does in the US. If the Kenyan definition of "competent" means "barely understandable," then yes, you are very competent.

We seem to belong to the same feather man. After all, we (read me and you) play in the same league and everyone would love to win all the titles out for offer. We can go on and on ranting and forget to honor our deadlines (lol). I mean, you are a competent writer in you own right. I am too. Ease up man, the market is still green!

I will be back after a short while. In the meantime, let me analyze some stuff here for a lucrative odd-hour paper. Good night man!

Btw, I would love to read a short poem written by you describing Kenyan writers.

You've got that wrong on several levels.


No, we don't.


I seriously have no idea what you're trying to say here.


You are very competent for an ESL writer. No one that wants a paper written in truly fluent English should hire you, though, and you shouldn't tell people that you can deliver fluent products.


Arrogant a-holes
convinced of their own genius
Customers, beware

I meant each of us. Sorry for the mistake.


he he he, I didn't know you double as an activist too, besides being a white supremacist. Anyway, sleep early for a fresh day ahead. I am sure you are working on some lucrative weekend order.

Each of us what?

Pheelyks, aren't you aware that no white people speak ESL? I hereby declare you Grand Dragon of the EssayScam KKK.

.....please don't.

If you didn't know, this crook is not a US born writer! Just some low leveled ESL writer whose dream is to become a better writer.

Anyone would find it hard to believe that all whites speak native egnlish (I am sure you know this too). I have personally taught English language to many WHITES to HELP them communicate well during their charity work in Kenya.

Again, being from an English speaking country does not qualify one to be a native English speaker. One could be born, brought up, or even taught by a second, third, or fourth generation British community (parents, teachers, friends, etc) who in this case may not have a proper mastery of the "big brother" language!

There are many Kenyans here who were born by British parents but given out for adoption at a tender age because their parents were in college or internship and therefore risked the wrath of their families! These Kenyans cannot call themselves native English speakers. They are ESL!

A native English speaker is anyone who has been speaking good English (not slang) since the day they were born, anyone who comes from a race which originally speaks perfect native English, anyone who made efforts to PERFECTLY learn native English language from his PERFECTLY native members of community!

The catch here is perfection! I for example, cannot fluently speak or write my mother-tongue simply because I never made any efforts to perfect it!


I will not mind even if he was the Grand Wizard of the EssayScam KKK. After all, we (read ESL writers) fit so well in the industry. So I guess he is a Klansman without a territory. He bites too soft!

You're both from Kenya. We know.


You can't fluently speak or write in English, either. That's the whole point.

This url now redirects to getperfectessays.net. It appears that the company changed ownership and the people that bought the company thought it best to rename itself by just a bit. Enough to create the idea of a new company, but still old enough to hold the recall of the old url name and reputation. I guess they have improved since they changed hands because the company seems to have completely avoided any new complaints or chargeback since the change in url / domain name.

The page is now listed as temporarily unavailable. It appears the site is trying to cover up for its problems by assuming the guise of a redesign. By cutting off the site, they no longer have to deal with the problems associated with refunds and negative reviews. The last thing they would want to do is refund the orders. They also do not relish the thought of having to defend themselves in sites like ES. If we are lucky enough,they will let the domain name die instead. Then we will be rid of yet another pretender in the game.