I said "I feel like", you moron. I hope you have the requisite IQ to understand the difference between feeling and acting, you diehard sadist with a pea brain.

Dear WB, please do not be so harsh with EW_writer. A little nonsense now and then adds to the entertainment appeal of this forum. Many a times, when I read the postings by EW, I feel like jumping out of the window.

Well said OR. I am leaving. SEEYA!!! AND LETS PRAY THAT CHACHA WILL BE HERE THE NEXT TIME WE VISIT!!!!!

Sorry Chacha. I tried hard to stimulate your wit. But I failed!!! With this IQ, you are better working at essaybrunch. I am leaving. Got to write some essays that will really sell. Bye!!!

No, because I am not an expert in preparing fried essays, as you. My essays are easy to digest and go well with the academic appetite of my customers. They are nothing like the junk, fried stuff that you prepare.

Accept it OR. Anyway, I am getting jealous of your apt expression. I am sure, two days with Chacha could do wonders, so far as spoiling your expression and grammatical correctness is concerned.

or you can join me in my burger business. I badly need a delivery boy!!! Better then screwing someone's career by serving fried essays.

At least we have an ego Chacha. Your self inflicted annihilation of ego is surpassing the achievements of some of the most acclaimed Indian yogis. I think you should renounce this burger business and proceed to Himalayas for meditation. And please do remember to buy some good books on grammar on the way.

OR please do not be so hard on Chacha. Infact he has started essaybrunch, so that he could sum up and incorporate the ensuing experience in his forthcoming book "YOU CAN LOSE". He has himself admitted that you are making his work easier by all this negative publicity. PLESAE SHUT UP OR!!!!! and save this world of one more good for nothing writer.

Next time I will take care OR. Unlike CHACHA, I am getting too sophisticated to pass for a burger vendor.

Who told you I am a writer? In fact I was happy running my homeowned burger business when I learnt that now I have some competitor by the name of essaybrunch. I forgive you boy. I was not aware that you were selling essays that could screw some students' life and not high cholesterol French fries like me. All the best to you with your business, but if you could change the name essaybrunch please. Otherwise soon this forum will be inundated by insecure bakers, cooks, butchers and God knows what.

So what! I know people who have spent their entire lives thinking themselves to be a writer.

Hope you will soon get over your amnesia. Perhaps WB can offer some potent home made remedy to you. Bye! My brunch is waiting!!!!

READ BETWEEN THE LINES-

"TO TEST SOMEONE'S CROOKEDNESS, YOU FIRST HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM".

Chacha, you are too weak and lousy a brand ambassador for easymunch. By the way, were they earlier running some grocery or snack bar, before coming into this business. I am asking, because research has established that too much of fast food can kill memory and you seem to be an ideal example of that.

WHAT ONLY COUNTS IS THE PAYMENT RECEIVED BY A WRITER FOR HIS/HER HARDWORK. And by the way a little ago you said that your recived a spam from essaycrunch, sorry again essay brunch.com and now you are saying that you have worked for them. Are you suffering from amnesia. I konw a few charitable institutions which treat patinets of amnesia for free. However you will have to pay for your brunch or lunch, whatever you prefer.

Chacha, why are you hell bent on testfying to the credibility of essay lunch, SORRY essaybrunch. Let WB have some fun at the cost of this godforsaken company which is perhaps employing retired cooks to do its essays. By the way, are they offering a free brunch ticket or something like that with every essay. You see, even if their essays turn out to be pure nonsense, at least the customer could gulp down the disappointment with a free cheese burger or something like that.