Chacha, why are you hell bent on testfying to the credibility of essay lunch, SORRY essaybrunch. Let WB have some fun at the cost of this godforsaken company which is perhaps employing retired cooks to do its essays. By the way, are they offering a free brunch ticket or something like that with every essay. You see, even if their essays turn out to be pure nonsense, at least the customer could gulp down the disappointment with a free cheese burger or something like that.

WHAT ONLY COUNTS IS THE PAYMENT RECEIVED BY A WRITER FOR HIS/HER HARDWORK. And by the way a little ago you said that your recived a spam from essaycrunch, sorry again essay brunch.com and now you are saying that you have worked for them. Are you suffering from amnesia. I konw a few charitable institutions which treat patinets of amnesia for free. However you will have to pay for your brunch or lunch, whatever you prefer.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES-

"TO TEST SOMEONE'S CROOKEDNESS, YOU FIRST HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM".

Chacha, you are too weak and lousy a brand ambassador for easymunch. By the way, were they earlier running some grocery or snack bar, before coming into this business. I am asking, because research has established that too much of fast food can kill memory and you seem to be an ideal example of that.

Hope you will soon get over your amnesia. Perhaps WB can offer some potent home made remedy to you. Bye! My brunch is waiting!!!!

So what! I know people who have spent their entire lives thinking themselves to be a writer.

Who told you I am a writer? In fact I was happy running my homeowned burger business when I learnt that now I have some competitor by the name of essaybrunch. I forgive you boy. I was not aware that you were selling essays that could screw some students' life and not high cholesterol French fries like me. All the best to you with your business, but if you could change the name essaybrunch please. Otherwise soon this forum will be inundated by insecure bakers, cooks, butchers and God knows what.

Next time I will take care OR. Unlike CHACHA, I am getting too sophisticated to pass for a burger vendor.

OR please do not be so hard on Chacha. Infact he has started essaybrunch, so that he could sum up and incorporate the ensuing experience in his forthcoming book "YOU CAN LOSE". He has himself admitted that you are making his work easier by all this negative publicity. PLESAE SHUT UP OR!!!!! and save this world of one more good for nothing writer.

At least we have an ego Chacha. Your self inflicted annihilation of ego is surpassing the achievements of some of the most acclaimed Indian yogis. I think you should renounce this burger business and proceed to Himalayas for meditation. And please do remember to buy some good books on grammar on the way.

or you can join me in my burger business. I badly need a delivery boy!!! Better then screwing someone's career by serving fried essays.

Accept it OR. Anyway, I am getting jealous of your apt expression. I am sure, two days with Chacha could do wonders, so far as spoiling your expression and grammatical correctness is concerned.

No, because I am not an expert in preparing fried essays, as you. My essays are easy to digest and go well with the academic appetite of my customers. They are nothing like the junk, fried stuff that you prepare.

Sorry Chacha. I tried hard to stimulate your wit. But I failed!!! With this IQ, you are better working at essaybrunch. I am leaving. Got to write some essays that will really sell. Bye!!!

Well said OR. I am leaving. SEEYA!!! AND LETS PRAY THAT CHACHA WILL BE HERE THE NEXT TIME WE VISIT!!!!!

Dear WB, please do not be so harsh with EW_writer. A little nonsense now and then adds to the entertainment appeal of this forum. Many a times, when I read the postings by EW, I feel like jumping out of the window.

I said "I feel like", you moron. I hope you have the requisite IQ to understand the difference between feeling and acting, you diehard sadist with a pea brain.

OOOOO!!! Do you have the linguistic skills to graduate beyond flat, boring and meaningless oneliners????? WHAT AM I EXPECTING AND FROM WHOM?????

In which language are you writing. IS IT ENGLISH.....HMMM...LET ME THINK......I THINK NO!!!

Ever heard about poetic license???? Perhaps you have not reached that level yet.

Sometimes I do write poems dedicated to sissy boys with compromised language skills and a malfunctioning right brain.

Now you have come to your level. Time for me to quit. TA TA!!!

SHUT UP AND GO FOR SOME EDUCATION YOU PERVERT!!!

Here's your profile---- YOU ARE A MINIMALLY EDUCATED, SELF CONFESSED WRITER WHO CANNOT GO BEYOND OBJECTIONABLE INNUENDOS IN ANY BANTERING CONTEST REQUIRING HIGH IQ AND SOPHISTICATION. AND AS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF PUNCTUATION, YOU DEFINATELY QUALIFY TO BE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER IN SOME GODFORSAKEN LAND OR TO BE A WRITER FOR A THIRD GRADE pr00n SITE. IT MUST BE REALLY PATHETIC TO GIVE BOOST TO YOUR MISERABLY EMACIATED AND S...X DEPRIVED IDENTITY, BY PICKING OUT THE GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES IN THE POSTINGS OF WRITERS, WHO FAR EXCEED YOU IN INTELLECT AND FINESSE. YOU BETTER GO AND FIND SOME BUFFONS WHO MATCH YOU IN THE GRAVITY OF IDEAS. BUT I DOUBT IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ONE, NOW THAT EDUCATION IS GETTING UNIVERSAL. JOKERS LIKE YOU STAND IN A CLASS OF THEIR OWN AND ARE ONLY FIT TO JOKE AROUND WITH DRUG PEDDLARS AND PIMPS. I WILL NOT BE RESPONDING TO YOUR COMMENTS, NOT BECAUSE I CAN'T, BUT BECAUSE I WILL NOT!!!

It is not necessary that a company based in a Western country will be more ethical or honest, though it is a reality that the US and the UK based companies do have a better credibility.

Dear Chacha, with such attrocious grammar, they were paying you???? You ought to have been literally licking their feet.

Dear WB, please don't be so blatantly truthful. Poor Chacha must be sobbing by now, if not crying.

Dear Chacha, I am damn sure you didn't draft this paragrapgh yourself. Who did it? Perhaps some probationary cook from essaybrunch.

Dear Chacha, even some Amazonian tribals do have a mind full of rich ideas. Off course they do not become essay writers. Perhaps they may? Perhaps you are one of them?

This time you got it Chacha. Congrats!!!

DEAR HUMBLE- THERE IS NO USE TRYING TO EDUCATE A PERVERTED MORON. SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. BETTER GIVE UP.

You are right. But if the Ukranians are cheats, this does not mean that we should start working for you or essaybrunch. And by the way, those Ukranians must certainly be having better language skills then you.

I have really started respecting you Chacha. SOB SOB SOB Still, language skills do matter. Writing has a lot to do with the language skills. Even a third grader understands that.

You must have got it by now WB. We as writers do need to have language skills, but Chacha does not, cos he owns essaybrunch. This moron wants us to write for him. And dear Chacha, Bill Gates actually wrote codes for Windows.

Just because I am an Indian, do not expect me to be on your side. And Indian software engineers are working for Bill Gates, because they are confident that they are working for a real master. Had he been a moron like you, Indians must have been owning the Microsoft by now.

You are not that smart!

The realization that he is a fool.

Yes, that is why I am a learner.

Yes, but your case is getting too tough. You will soon need to go for a therapy.

Guyz, BEWARE AND RUN FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR CAREERS, we have a bigfart lunatic amongst us.

Dear OR, my Western friends are perhaps not able to understand the implications of the username (chacha 420) of this fool.
Chacha in India and Pakistan means = Uncle
420= Section 420 of the Indian penal code deals with the crimes related to fraud and forgery (I think it is the same in Pakistan and the UK, because all the three countries have a somewhat similar criminal code)

So Chacha 420 means= Fraudulent Uncle.
This idiot, who is blatantly flaunting the title of a cheat is trying to fool my Western Friends, and that too with such an audacity.

I belive he is not an Indian WB, because India is bound by International treaties against financial fraud and cyber crimes, and all the districts in India have a special cell that deals with cyber crimes. Citizens from any country can contact the Indian law enforcement agencies to launch an FIR against cyber crimes being committed within the Indian territory. And even if he is an Indian, then he is simply a disgarce to my nation.


And by the way Jehlum is in Pakistan.