Need reliable essay writing jobs

I know this must have been done a thousand times before, so please spare me the obligatory flaming. Could you guys point me in the direction of some reliable essay writing gigs? Nothing scientific/technical. I can write in subjects like history, culture, politics, society, philosophy etc. I'm not afraid to research a topic in some depth before writing about it.

I have gone through some of the existing threads. Or should I say some of the shouting matches on this forum? You're an old timer here, could you at least throw me a bone? A link to some useful thread? One that combines a minimum of mindless fighting with a maximum of informative discourse? Please, I'm in need.Financial need.

WB. In an older thread, you made mention of a 'TOU'. Whatever it is, it sounds useful. Can you tell me about it?

Meokhan. I'm from Faisalabad. Can we talk somewhere else? Facebook?

Orient. How has TRW treated you so far?

I need to make around 6 lac PKR by the end of this year. Any chance that could happen?

Ah. How I long to get my hands on a punk-ass internet troll ***** like you. I'd stretch you out so good you'd crap your bowels out.

Orient. Any help will be appreciated.

Pheelyks. As I've said, I need to make that amount by the end of this year, not this month - although sooner would be better. I don't care how well or how badly a company is ranked as long as I can make the money I need with it.

Yes. Which is why it couldn't be a bad idea to consult experienced people before applying anywhere.

We'll see about that. Get out of my sight for now.

Orient. Still waiting to hear from you buddy.

Orient. I'm in. What do we do now?

Orient. I just got your e-mail. We can talk over there now.