Dear pheelyks,

I work for a reputable company that demands respect, dignity, and honor; YOU pheelyks seem to have a vendetta toward the writing world and I think that it is about time that YOUR personality change from having a depesssion that you feel needs to be contagious to a more natural state of mind. Try it...it would be worth the hard work, even if that is a foreign concept for YOU.

Thank you very much,

Company Representative

Dear WritersBeware,

I am a neophyte when it comes to this site but I believe that common courtesy is not part of your slogan WritersBeware. I would greatly appreciate a site that I can frequent in which cursing does not run rampant and mud-sligging is not part of the process. If you could abide by the aforementioned rules I would still not respect you but I would nevertheless forgive you.

Thank you very much,

Company Representative

Addendum-The terse writing style that you display makes me sick.

Look snake1, to maintain the integrity of this worthwhile, rather worthless site, I implore you to remove your acrid comments and adhere to the sites verbal guidelines. Doing so would make you an intelligent contributor rather than an idiot/fool who craves attention.

Good luck on all your endeavors,

Company respresentative


If I was a gardener, I would cut away at your writing style so much that you would be bald!...which to be sure you are. I would like to extend a congratulatory hand shake to you on finishing your middle school advanced writing course, in case you mom and dad did not already do so. I would alos like to inform you that if you continue writing the way you do you will scare more people than a hockey star with teeth.

By "two," I hope you do not mean yourself, you pessimistic bullfrog. I do not wear a pair of glasses but after "reading" your comment, I am starting to question that notion.

That insidious comment is laughable since I have a PhD in English literature and teach journalism at the graduate school level. If your comments were more truthful, we can have an intellectual argument rather than one I believe I had when I was in kindergarten. Improve your writing style, and you will be a winner; continue posting your comments and you are only falling in the trap of making a habit of your sickening style, if that's what you call it.

That is simply not true! In my trustworthy, honarable, and respectable opinion, I ardently believe that if you are an incompetant writer such as yourself, you are, in my eyes, a "fake" writer. I hope I made the picture clearer for you.


Being a PhD in English Literature, I do get to see a host of writing styles that I admire and emulate and then there are those that fly in the trash bin; Guess which destination your comments are making in my virtual reality?

WB+me=foolery and stupidity (it's a ryme)


Don't understand English I see.

Do you actually believe that you are problem free and the rest of the world is cursed? Reading your comments give me the feeling that you need cognitive behavioral therapy for a range of the tell-tale mental problems that you display...YOU NEED HELP MR!!!!

Doesn't exist buddy!!


Don't count!!


I do!!


If by everyone else you mean yourself, then go ahead and form your own cult...I'm sure you would get a lot of suckers to join you on your vendetta toward the world!!


It's my side job!!

As always, speak for yourself. If English is not your native tongue don't worry because you can always get a job in a scam writing company...I know a place that is hiring if your interested!!

To be honest, I spent about 1.5 seconds contemplating the career path you paved for me, but that's how long I spent...1.5 seconds and no more!!

I don't understand what is so funny...if the truth is so funny for you, just continue describing your daily existance and see how much you laugh...or cry?!?

Get your ears checked out!! I know a good audiologist who will give your ears a nice, clean scrubbing to remove the mold embedded in the mountains and hilltops of your inflammed inner ear!!

You really think so???? I'm starting to get a little persuaded by your cogent words...

I think I'm starting to appreciate your terse humor for what it is...terse humor!!

Congratulations!! Finally someone sane enough to even contemplate what someone else has to say. Good for you my friend. If you continue along this route, you'll actually be something...think about it if you can...be something!!!

Comment by comment, you have become more terse....what will it be next, two words?

I have a PhD in Victorian literature in case you were interested.

Oh yes I do my friend. Perhaps you fail to understand my intentions and therefore misinterpret my meaning...improve your reading comprehension buddy...that's my only suggestion for you.

Revolutionary!! This is the first time in my life that after reading something I coudn't control my bowel movements..."rich," "happy," "well-compensated,"--your living a dream my friend...and you will soon wake up to the bitter reality!

Your reading comprehension levels just spiked my freind!! Dramatically!!! Your getting better by the minute!!

Actually, I just made a pit stop to the doc and he said that it was a rare case of reading nonsensical/retarded language...no further details necessary.

I will gladly reveal the title of my dissertaion to all of you but I do feel that I am revealing too much personal information at this point. I want to here what the titles of your dissertations were first!!

After I let you all know, you can then googlescholar me and you will see what true accomplishment and success is all about!!


For all you non-believers here I go--"Epistolary Encounters: Pastiche in Postmodern Victorian Fiction".

You clearly have a psychological mistrust complex that displays itself every time I make any assertion; It's about time you go to a psychiatrist for an evaluation of your mental health...you'll be surprised by what he finds!!

Again, I will not reveal any more information regarding myself. You can call me jhon doe....But now your talking my cup of tea....didn't know you were so fluent in victorian literature but if you are we will surely bond whether you are a man, woman, or robot. I feel like I'm in my own literature class but my response would be that THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE BRADDON-LISELL CONTROVERSY YOU FLAMING RETARD!!!! I am a master in victorian literature and there is not a single piece of evidence that you can present me with to prove your integrity.

Please do big boy!!

Don't think!!! It's that simple!!!!

Huh! Huh! You really are mentally disturbed!

Same comment goes to you!!

Your entitled to your own opinion.


Eliminate the word "quite." It serves no purpose. And you say you read the Elements of Style! HA! You are a fool that doesn't know the slightest thing about writing or literature...go back to school you child!

[quote=pheelyks]You know nothing about victorian literature and if your trying to throw me off....well, keep trying!

i WILL NO LONGER CONDUCT A CONVERSATION WITH ANY OF YOU BUFFOONS. I AM NOW LEAVING THIS SITE AND WILL NEVER RETURN AGAIN. Bye-Bye!!

Have a good life!