rather than being conversational, basically everything that comes out of your mouth is self-righteous and self-aggrandizing. much worse, you seem to have developed a slight obsession with me, which is sort of freaking me out.
if you are this concerned with a narrative about a dog, let me give you a warning to avoid faulkner (necrophilia), henry miller (rape), capote/joyce carol oates (first person/sympathetic account of a murdered), gangsta rap (glorification of murder), etc, etc etc...
pretty much you should just continue to stick with harry potter and the hunger games trilogy.