Okay, I had a little time on my hands and had 3 conversations with this muppet company ... you decide but convo 3 really sums them up. They ...if anything it may make you laugh a little, which isn't a bad thing eh.

However, which took Fred a while from Convo 3 to catch on ..a while being some 30 minutes overall (don't they reply oh so slow in their chatbox lol)

You are now chatting with 'Fred Adams'
Fred Adams: hello there
Fred Adams: How do you do ?
Imjampati rusiyakka: Hello, I have a dissertation to write urgently and I am not sure what to do?
Fred Adams: Sure thing
Fred Adams: we can assist you with that
Fred Adams: tell me how many words do you need for it?
Imjampati rusiyakka: It is 30000 words in length
Fred Adams: ok.. do you have an approved proposal and approved topic for this ?
Imjampati rusiyakka: Yes, however, i am not sure that the topic title can be addressed by someone outside of the food industry. Do you have any such professionals that are in this area of expertise?

Fred Adams: Sure thing.. we do
Fred Adams: and do you have any guidelines for the work to be done ?
Fred Adams: any reading list or anything that needs to be implemented while getting the complete work written up for you..
Imjampati rusiyakka: It is quite specific and culturally bound to a small area in the North of England. The person or persons that would tackle such an issue must understand food, nutrition values, obesity along with cultural contexts of food eating habits especially concerned with Yorkshire and Manchester. Ideally the writing candidate would need to have expertise in both of these areas.

Fred Adams: Great .. Noted..
Fred Adams: anymore details that shall b taken into consideration .. ??
Imjampati rusiyakka: So the working title that has been agreed by the University in Stow-on-the-wold is "How many Asain fusion pizza slices can a Manchurian eat in one year" Obviously obesity factors apply and a personal knowledge of the writer liking and eating large amounts of pizza would also give a quintessential flavour to the dissertation. Do you have any pizza eating writers with the aforementioned background?

Fred Adams: this is confusing.,.,and doesn't look more like a title..
Fred Adams: give me your number.. let me call you now to discuss it
Imjampati rusiyakka: The title has already been approved. I don't see what is confusing about the title Fred. Do you have a duly qualified writer to tackle this topic?

Fred Adams: give me your number and let us talk
Imjampati rusiyakka: I'm sorry I do not have my mobile phone with me at this moment.
Fred Adams: give me your land line then
Imjampati rusiyakka: Do you have a qualified writer that has a background in Manchurians, eats pizza, and understands fat people and why they do what they do? Sorry I'm abroad at the moment in a Hotel lobby

Fred Adams: give me the hotel number, I will call you
Imjampati rusiyakka: Ok then ..It's 006622369952 ..tell the desk to ask for Imjampati and that I'm in the Internet shop
Imjampati rusiyakka: I'll wait for your call
Fred Adams: wait, i am calling you
Imjampati rusiyakka: Be right back ..I must use the toilet
Imjampati rusiyakka: I am back now
Imjampati rusiyakka: Have you called? I've not seen the concierge come and patch me through?
Imjampati rusiyakka: Hello Fred?
Fred Adams: I am here
Imjampati rusiyakka: Did you call?
Fred Adams: i was calling you
Fred Adams: ok
Imjampati rusiyakka: Did you ask for me? No one came. I had to dash to the toilet, I was only 3 minutes
Fred Adams: the number is wrong..
Imjampati rusiyakka: Umm, let me check
Fred Adams: Gary, pgeung and now Imjampati.
Fred Adams: Please.. we do have the histories here
Imjampati rusiyakka: Lol ..took you a while Fred ..
Imjampati rusiyakka: ..so you and George sit side by side then ..nice one ..say hello to george too ..or are you one and the same :-)

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Imo I think wasting their time like this is deserved ..No, I didn't want anything from them except to see them squirm with replies and they are obviously non-native speakers ..thus the quality of their services with be the same ...don't think?