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psychiccalligraphe   
Oct 11, 2014
Writing Careers / how to get clients for essays [24]

"i have managed to write to PHD level" You could kinda spin this as the correct preposition, only stylistically you might want to place it somewhere in the ESL-ENL border region.

My point is that if chloeclaire is writing to ESL audiences, I see no reason why she(?) should be shot down outright, at least so long as her writing isn't drenched in Kenyan commas ("however,he said that ,after a while...") and bizarre figures of speech transplanted from some backwards, non-Western culture. Granted, we have only a small sample of his/her work.

On a site note, being new to this forum I've got to say that some of these Kenyan flame-threads are absolutely priceless. It's like reading a severely mistranslated book of the Bible, like the Book of Revelations or something.. Also, Queen Sheba is classic.

Bob.
psychiccalligraphe   
Oct 11, 2014
Writing Careers / how to get clients for essays [24]

To be fair, writers2beware, the closest thing to a 'mistake' the OP made was not making the initial 'i' uppercase and using a run-on comma. Moreover, he says he's writing for business/engineering, disciplines where you say 'while' instead of 'whilst', et cetera.

For instance, I'm casually incompetent with grammar, and Ima keep doin it 4 lyfe.
psychiccalligraphe   
Oct 11, 2014

Thanks for the response.

Yeah, I mean, I'm all about sticking to my guns, but if my account gets 'disappeared' along with some $1200 dollars, not only did I waste the last month of my life slaving away but I'll also be down to my last pennies in a foreign country (Nepal).

That said, again, I've generally been proud to write for UVOCorp, especially as Ukraine is a nation that I greatly admire and even spent a month in this past spring. I know some of their business operations are kind of entrepreneurial/shoddy, but that's part for the course IMO.

What's more, there's a recent notice on the website announcing that payments will be delayed by ~5 days during the upcoming payment period...

Where is CyberMediaBoy, or whatever the current handle is?

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In another thread someone mentions that CyberMediaBoy is the "owner" of UVOCorp/AcademicExperts.us, et cetera. This is true, that you or anyone else knows of?

It's fascinating to peer into this vast, vaguely intimate subculture of down-and-out academic freelancers and morally bankrupt 'university paper' syndicates... And hordes of incomprehensible Africans and South Asians who spend hours hunched over a keyboard in cybercafes, or probably NGO learning centers or some ****, typing away in broken English for a few bucks.

Update: They got back to me and apparently the $59 was processed in the previous pay cycle. I checked and there it was. I still don't understand why the order hadn't filtered over from the Current to Completed tab if I'd been compensated for it. I won't be bothered to go in and make sure it adds; my skepticism is satisfied enough that I no longer feel the need to worry that I have been ripped off and might again be ripped off in the future. UVOCorp can be brutal, but as long as I know how the game works, I'm good with that.

Whew.
psychiccalligraphe   
Oct 10, 2014

Hi guys,

I'm an American who is proud to say he's been writing for AcademicExperts.us/UVOCorp for about three years now (on and off). It has been my pleasure writing for them, and they have never let me down. They've always struck me as quite professional and ethical, or at least as much as you can expect for a gray market industry.

However, I've just recently noticed an unnerving discrepancy in my list of completed orders and my financial overview. I'm hoping people here can maybe shed some light on it.

There was this one order I had in the middle of September. A high school history research paper about a noet scrap left by Lincoln, the founding principles of the United States, the Constitution, et cetera. I put a great deal of time+effort into this paper, and was quite satisfied with the quality even though it was on the lower end of the pay grade for me ($59 for 8 pages).

Horror Movie SceneLong story short, this quickly turned into a nightmare order. A few days later, the customer orders a revision. They had shown it to their professor, who basically told them that everything's wrong and that the collocation of the words "pensive" and "reverie" showed up in a plagiarism report. The revision request was inane and incomprehensible.

It was obvious to me that the professor simply didn't believe that they wrote it. Not my problem, I thought, however I volunteered to accept their re-write request anyway. I wrote them another 8 page paper, hitting and exceeding all their revision criteria, and trying to tailor it more to the realistic expectations of their high school teacher, but without actively trying to make it totally inane and incomprehensible. Very, very ESL. I spend six hours doing this, and am again satisfied that I met all the criteria of their instructions.

A few days later I got another revision request. Actually, it wasn't a revision request through the UVOCorp system, but rather a message from the customer. It was in especially brief and broken, so I disregarded it. Maybe a day later I get more messages, very angry, very ESL, and kinda cynical. Long story short, there's some drama, and I confer with the UVOCorp people behind the curtain, and it fizzles out. Anyway, an understanding is reached between the UVOCorp people and I that I had met and exceeded my duties and that the customer was a bad egg. Towards the end of it (although maybe after UVOCorp cut them off) I even offer to revise the paper again (though on a very limited basis). After all, the pattern was clear: Their fickle revisions were the result of an instructor who was in utter disbelief, and would continue to send them away until they wrote the goddamn paper themselves. I wrote them two top-notch papers for the price of one, meeting all their criteria even when they changed it. (To illustrate just how fickle and inane their criteria was, for the first revision they had me remove all the quotes and citations completely, and for the second revision they wanted the citations put back in. In fact, I think I did put the citations back in, now that I remember it; there were several revisions within the course of two papers.)

Anyway, after this appeared to be all settled and done, the paper ended up sitting in limbo for over two weeks as "done/delivered", but still "current" instead of sifting over to my Financial Overview page as it should have within a few days of completion. I mentioned this to the Support Department in passing a couple times, eventually writing to the Payment Department a few days ago. No reply.

At this point I took screenshots of all relevant parts of my UVOCorp account. As of today, the order has disappeared completely. (Although I can still find it if I search for the order #.) it has not been factored into my financial balance.

I'm not sure if there's some latency between an order losing its "current" status and it being computed into one's finances, but to be honest I'm rather anxious about this. I currently have $830.55 owed to me in the Financial Overview, with another ~$250 in the pipeline. The next payment period is the third week of October.

If anyone, or a UVOCorp representative, has any answers for me, it would be greatly appreciated. Again, I've always seen no reason to distrust UVOCorp and am proud to work for them, but in light of their unresponsiveness on the matter, I am worried that I'm working for the wrong company.

All the best,
Bob