I had a look at the contract UK Essays sent me. Total bunch of gangsters. There's a clause that states even if a close family member suddenly dies, you still have to hand in the essay or get a massive fine. Curiously there are no such undertakings for UK Essays to pay the writer on time, or at all. Nothing. It's a horrible contract; made me feel grubby just reading it and I refused to sign.

There has to be a better way to earn a living. And those lazy little tosspot students can write the essays themselves.