I would strongly suggest punching yourself in the face before using unemployedprofessors.com. I've ordered 2 papers and both have been nightmares.
I ordered a 15 page paper two weeks in advance and was given 14 pages of second rate, ESL garbage. I might have been able to re-work it, and make due, but it was 6 days late. Which is the most frustrating thing only because the person I hired, Deluzianne, supposedly one of their "top tier" writers, was nearly impossible to get in touch with. I was polite in my requests for communication - I understand needing to concentrate and not be interrupted, but a simple reply saying, "I'm working on it." is all that's necessary and is the professional way to do business.
I got the paper 6 days late, had to rework the whole thing. I asked him to do some edits - mainly more research with references, so I didn't have to. He was rude and stubborn, making some lame excuses. The website promises "the kitchen sink" and he moaned and groaned like it was killing him to make the references APA - which were still wrong! It was a mess.
And when I wrote the "contact us" to say I was unhappy about paying $200 for such a mockery of a literature review, they basically said, "tough luck". But what makes me most upset is I got a C on the paper! pffft.
The next paper I thought, what if the last time was just a fluke. Sad to say, it wasn't. Same unprofessional communication and bogus writing skills. I ordered a 3 page paper on some very basic stuff - using the Toulemin model of argumentation. Cake. He acted like it was some obscure highly difficult request that couldn't just be googled (it's a Christmas miracle - it can!) He was late in delivery time, but this time I padded it a little because I had a feeling... Sure enough, it was due on Wednesday, I got it by Friday. It was horriffic writing. I could't even re-work it to make it acceptable. Run-on, incomplete sentences, laughable syntax, basic grammatical errors. I ask him to fix it and he said ok I'll have it to you by Sunday... crickets... never got it. He never even bothered to write me back. He just blew me off. Total BS... I had to write the whole thing the night before it was due.
What really makes me mad is they still take your money. After all that stress and having to write it myself, they don't even have the decency to refund my money.
I would strongly recommend stubbing your toe repeatedly over using this service.
