Not urgent, newest member Greetings ?

Hello guys. I really hope I don't get too much heat for this. I do see that there were "21 users online in the last hour" but I've only seen 3 members active over the last few months I guess(? I only jumped on this site like 30 minutes ago). I actually joined hoping I'd be able to hire one of the members... and I wasn't allowed to email him yet. This is a really formal looking forum guys. I'm not sure if I expected in to be Reddit but I definitely expected more lol's. Lol.

Since there only look (to me) like there's a few people still using this forum, I just wanted to shoot my shot. I don't even know if the member I want to talk to is a writer. Haa this is hella awkward ok thanks bye!!!

Yo this website told me my topic title for this thread was not meaningful enough asdfghjkl