Just Established My Own Essay Writing Firm

Via moneygram. You send the money and get a transaction code, which you provide to me, and I puck up the money. This isn't how I work with most customers, but I don't like you.

Yeah not gonna happen. Your writing sucks brah.So do your methods. Seem very primitive . In fact, you sound like a Nigerian Prince who prefers to use Moneygram for business :)

and lol at you for being a retard by denying yourself business.strong logic you possess

I bef to differ.


Good Jesus Christ, lean how to write a ******* sentence.


So instead you'll place the link to your business on a site where everyone can see it. Yes, that's far less spammy, and doesn't smack of advertising at all.

You beg to differ? Cool keeping begging brah. I doubt you frequent the bb website.

And yes, if you consider it spammy sure its spammy.

what is a good jesus christ? makes no sense

are you some sort of immigrant to the USA?learn to write my retarded friend

Absolutely not. I prefer to use PayPal, which has much lower transaction fees and where I am a verified US seller. I don't really feel like giving you my personal contact info, though--do you find that odd?


Three pages represents about 1/30 of what I write in an average week. I could work a lot less than I do and get by just fine; I have no need or desire to humor you.


So, once you stop bothering to defend yourself you start slinging the same attack, only without a leg to stand on. I can point out actual errors in your writing; I'd like to see you do the same.

I don't believe ya bro. You sound like an unemployed english major trying to get by by working for other people because of the lack of a business acumen. You almost sound like a slave to other writing companies.

You only do 90 pages a week? That isn't a ton honestly. I personally would like to see myself get past my current plateau of 100-120 pages a week. I only write about 80 pages of those myself though.

You are humoring me big time. All I can imagine is a butthurt 'writer' who probably spent one too many dollars on a worthless degree :) And due to your inferiority complex, you feel to impose your useless liberal arts degree on the world :)


lol at you calling me out for slinging the same attack

your demeanor is full of name calling and unnecessary language. I am just attempting to mimic your incredibly frustrated attitude.

I'm calling you out for not having anything to back up your attack.


Go look up "demeanor," then come back and tell me how it can be full of "name calling and unnecessary language."


Well, mimicry is the highest form of absolutely no originality, so congrats.


Darn. So much of my personal sense of worth was tied up in your belief.


Seriously? People pay you for this ****? Are they retarded?

No

You're name calling brah
Look at your posts

I am aware of the wor d demeanor. And youre demeanor is absolutely obnoxious, reflected in your constant use of abusive behavior,hence why most of your posts end up in the 'abusive language' thread.

Mimicry may be unoriginal, but name calling is a sign of a retard who has no other way to express themselves. So yes, I attempt to mimic you by acting like a retarad :P


holy crap.

seriously yes.

are you retarded? i'm a businessman. you're a slave :) who is the retard now :)

You have a ****** website and spend 15 hours outside of your day job writing essays for body builders that can't even spot your repeated mistakes, and are probably happy with the C-average you can hep them earn. I've been doing this full time for two years without any work schedule, earning about twice the mean US salary while working half as much as a standard full-time position. Your definition of slavery would really piss a lot of people off.


First of all, you used hence incorrectly, and still haven't admitted that you used demeanor incorrectly, too. Second, most of my posts do not end up in the "random, off-topic, etc..." thread. The ones that I post there stay there, and the ones that OI post in response to other people's random, off-topic, etc. posts get moved as parts of conversations. Get a clue.

It's really sad that you have to start scraping the barrel for lies that are disproven with a few clicks. You are obviously desperate to discredit me, but you're definitely coming out of this worse for the wear.

Well you see,

Here is the great part. I spend 15 hours a week writing and the rest gets written by my writers.

These 'bodybuilders', who aren't actually bodybuilders, but just like fitness, get great marks on their essays. So yeah, I guess their professors are too stupid to spot the mistakes.

That is awesome you earn twice the US Salary working twice as much as the average person. Actually its not. Thats utter crap and reflects your inability to run an efficient business.

Unless you are a retard, you should be earning twice the mean US salary when you work twice as much. Simple math that silly majors like yourself may find difficult to comprehend. With that said, your earning rate is still very average in relation to the hours you put in.

I am earning far more than twice the average US Salary. You do realize the average US salary is very measly, talking like mid 30's. Working double shifts in your profession, one should definitely be earning at least 2.5-3x the mean salary. Otherwise youredoingitwrong

and my friend,you're doing it wrong. Enjoy being a slave to random essay companies.


I used hence incorrectly? oh well.
You think I used demeanor incorrectly? oh well. Not getting paid to respond to you, don't see the need to respond with complete correctness.

lol

A lot of your bs responses end up in that thread, like i said, check it with your few clicks, brah

Its okay Pheelyks

I'm sure this is how you feel about me. Sorry for being so stupid.

Hey Daniel,

I would expect a lot more professionalism from a guy thats so big in the arts in Seattle. Most arts people are pretty chill. Would not expect a theater guy to be so arrogant.

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EssayBrah - lagta he summer ka season yahen per guzaro ge aap. Buhat khub mere dost. Lage raho.

[Translation]

EssayBrah - I guess you'd spend the whole summer season on this forum. Great! Keep it up.

I understood the first time yaar :)
No need for translation.
Bas main multi-zabaan hoon

It is a pretty basic, 'raw' site but it gets the message across. I think you should include more tangible contact details to show you are someone who is legitimate and obtainable. All the scam sites don't do that (I phrased that to give Phyleks something to crow about) and the good ones do.

The theme is ok but I prefer plain backgrounds rather than hitting them over the head with the "this is a writer's site" thing. If you look at the professional writing sites around they tend to stay clear of that paper, typewriter, pen motif kind of thing and keep it clean and modern looking.

I commend you on finding a great niche to market to (Bodybuilding forum), but of course don't rely solely on the iron pumpers and fitness types. Think of other things you like or are good at and target them too.

I would look at five good essay writing sites and five scammers and see what leaps out at you. Keep in mind the scammers get a lot of business so don't worry about modelling some of their site features. The objective of the site is to have a point of contact as well as promote your services. Providing a legitimate service can be done to 100 respondents from a scammer type site (talking look, feel and features) as it can from a legit style of site that only gets 50 clients. Bottom line it your product and service and in time your reputation will override any 'cheesy' features of the site. Or pe4rhaps I am wrong (I threw that in for Phylexis, too)

BTW, it might be fun but slinging mud back and forth at Phyleics does nothing to promote a professional, trustworthy image. He is so uber-cool and successful no doubt he can get away with behaving like a little child but then he hasn't posted his web site here, has he?

EssayBrah - Translation was meant for the other visitors who don't understand Urdu. Not for you. However, you've missed the message altogether. :-|

Perry,

Your advice is LEGIT. I really appreciate your time and effort in providing me with great recommendations.

Also, yes you are right. Its funny because I mean, his profile is that of a talented guy. He's just a Seattle guy who directs local stage plays, does a little writing, and some community work. I would expect a better attitude from someone like that. It just kind of surprises me how peoples' attitudes change so much once they get behind a keyboard.

Anyways, like I said, your advice is definitely useful and I will be implementing it in the foreseeable future.

But you don't give 'estimates'. You don't even say who you are or where your web site is. All you do from what I have read is lambast other posts and posters, especially those who are new. Anyway, I appreciate you feeling sufficiently threatened by my joining the forum to attack me and to take the time to do so phrase by phrase. When you reach that level of threat or importance to me I will reciprocate. Until then, I did say you were dismissed, right?

Dear Perry: you must have read the ToS of this forum. It cannot be used for publicity. By discussing the website you're violating the rules.

I do appreciate your discussion of the technicalities, etc. However, you need to understand that by this way you're supporting someone.
You can contribute to the forum by a number of other ways that you can find out via a simple search.
EssayBrah, don't mind but this is the way things should be on here.


Whatever you argument is, it rests with you. You know better what to do and which websites to review, visit, or condemn. The fact is this forum in not a review forum.

You're completely wrong--nothing to do with phrasing. Just wrong, and clueless.


You're not half as clever as you think.


I expect better English from someone who sells their writing.


That's because advertising isn't allowed on this forum, and I actually follow the rules.

There are rules? And yet you behave like such a spoilt little brat. Why not PM me with the details then?

MeoKhan, are you a moderator? If not then thankyou for your feedback but I will let the moderators manage my adherence to the rules or otherwise, thanks.

Yes.


Why not click the link at the bottom of every page on this forum.


Are you serious? MeoKhan is a Pakistani writer with worse skills than yours, but at least he's started to be honest about them and stopped arguing that "all Englishes are equal."


Or you could not be a pompous J-A and try to follow the rules of your own volition.

And you have the temerity to say my grammar sucks! Look it up if you have to. On second thought, don't bother. It really isn't worth arguing about, is it?

Yes. There's nothing wrong with the sentence you quoted.


"I'm going to point out something that has no point, but I'm going to bring it up in an argumentative fashion, and then I'm going to tell you I don't want to argue. Gee, I'm a sneaky little bastard, ain't I?"

You get the last word in again Feeelicks. You win. Once again your superior intellect and command of the English language has ruled the day. I bow to your superiority and leave the thread to you. I bet you can't resist replying though. I bet you.

essaybrah is legit! There's absolutely no scamming involved with his business.

Of course I am not. But it doesn't mean I can't point out your defiance. If you're a serious writer willing to contribute positively to this forum, you must abide by the rules. And, let me tell you if you keep on reviewing other people's website (giving them undue publicity), the mods of this forum will sure take the notice of it.


100-million-dollar news for all of us!

MeoKhan, who are you to judge? Just fu*- off!

I am a member of this forum and am always looking for spammers like you. Your losing the temper and using the language your mom taught you clearly shows that you're the one.

You are losing your temper

I am so happy you are trying to correct me in vain. It's really nice to see guys like you spending time in some quality work. However, look closely, once again; it's the part of the subject of the clause I have used.

I would argue that point, MeoKhan. This is the difference between the theoretical and actual uses of English. While I accept your point regarding the subject/clause relationship, such a sentence would never be constructed and used in that way by a native speaker.

I have found that English as taught and used on the Sub-Continent (Pakistan, India, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh) is still very much the way it was taught pre-Independence. I have found similar usage in the Philippines although there the influence of course was pre WW2 US English with most of the text books still using English as it was back when the US first invaded and occupied the islands (1898).

In practise this tends to have these L2 English users construct sentences that are grammatically correct yet often use words rarely heard by L1 English speakers as well as the way the words are used being 'old fashioned' or rather formal English. Is this wrong? No. I don't think so however I do think that it 'places' the writer somewhat. It can jar the ordinary English reader's ear or it might make the reader form an opinion of the writer and the material that is biased and thus detracts from the veracity of what is actually written.

As for obeying the rules, I appreciate your concern however I am a big lad and will take my chances. Must be the Australian Larrikin in me. Cheers Perry

You raised a point in your post above and answered it yourself. Of course, I am not a native speaker of the English language so such L2 differences are natural. You're trying to impress me with your readings and perhaps knowledge; however, you don't have even the slightest idea of what the latest research says about second language learning. And so I will suggest that you review my previous posts and read a few of the articles that I have posted regarding the same matter.

As for the rules, your willingness to defy the rules of this forum simply shows you're an arrogant person who doesn't care about logical argument others make.

What is it with the posters on this forum? What a catty bunch of people some of you are. Arrogant? Look in the mirror. How do you know what I do or don't know about second language learning? You base that assumption on what, precisely? Do you know what other languages I speak?

Why would I want to impress you, of all people? I was trying to have a civil discussion but your thin skin has obviously been scratched. Willingness to defy the rules of this forum? Grow up sonny jim and worry about something serious when it comes to breaking rules, not what you think others should do on a forum for gawd's sake. Talk about anal retention. I wasn't required to read and acknowledge having read any rules. I joined up and posted and if it was important a moderator, someone with authority and not self imposed at that, would have taken me to task. It is not your place or job to do that. As we say in L1 circles, mind your own bloody business.

You missed my whole point so don't talk to me about ignoring logical argument. I think if anything it exposes the culture of this forum, such as it has become.

MeoKhan I was trying to discuss the issue, even speaking in your defence by acknowledging your awkward sentence construction might be technically correct but that it is not idiomatic. But never mind. As for breaking the rules, like who cares? If it were worth worrying about a moderator would have managed it. Someone with the authority to act, not someone who takes it upon themselves to impose their mindset on others. The insults are a sad indictment of this whole internet anonymous animosity thing. I am sure you would not speak to me this way if we were face to face. Have a nice day.

There is no animosity at my end. If you go through your post carefully you'll find out what I have counterargued above. Secondly, how many ever languages you speak, it doesn't matter. Your personal linguistic repertoire maybe rich. It, however, doesn't mean you understand the delicacies of the latest research in Second Language Learning. Once again, I'd suggest that you go through my previous posts and read a few articles that I have posted.

See, coming here to say, "You got the last word" is a third-grade level way of trying to get the last word. As long as you keep posting things I disagree with, I will keep posting my disagreements. It isn't about getting the "last word," it's about not letting your bulls-i* stand.


Except clearly not, because you're still here arguing.

Update about WriteMyEssayToday.com:

The owner of this website (essaybrah, the guy that started this thread) has changed all of his website registration info in an attempt to make it impossible to identify or locate him. He has given a false address (one that doesn't even exist), changed his name to simply his initials, and attempted to use a fake phone number (this has reverted back to what might be his actual number, however).

Essaybrah also claims that his company is a corporation, which is another lie. Basically, he is attempting to remove all ways of legally contacting him or his "company," making him no better than the fly-by-night operations run from off-shore. The only reason to do this would be to avoid customers and deny them access to official and legal recourse following delivery of his crap essays.

I have his full name, address, telephone number, and employer contact information should any scammed customers desire it. I am tempted to post all of this information here given his obvious shady business practices, but I don't think that's necessary at this time. Simply PM me if you need to get in touch with this loser.

Fair enough Pheelix. I dare you to not reply to this post. If you do then you are a Sukki Lah Lah (which is the worst insult my 7 year old can throw at anyone so it is pretty powerful stuff).

MeoKhan... "delicacies of the latest research in Second Language Learning." Delicacies? not how an L1 would use that word, that's for sure. The closest I can get to your meaning would be "delicacy |ˈdelikəsē|

noun ( pl. -cies)
1 the quality of being delicate, in particular
- fineness or intricacy of texture or structure : miniature pearls of exquisite delicacy."

because I can't get it to fit the rest of the examples;

"- susceptibility to illness or adverse conditions; fragility.
- the quality of requiring discretion or sensitivity : the delicacy of the situation.
- tact and consideration : I have to treat this matter with the utmost delicacy.
- accuracy of perception; sensitiveness.
2 a choice or expensive food : a Chinese delicacy."

Even 'intricacy of structure' is drawing a very long bow. Or did you mean to use a different word? Not having a go at you, I doubt my other languages are up to your standard of English. Just confused by the word choice. Or maybe the research has reached a certain stage where delicacies is now the right word. People say 'texted' instead of 'sent a text' so anything is possible.

Are you eight years old?


Never mind. Seven. I should have kept reading.

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