I've jumped into this cesspit: i am now officially an essay writer

After much persuasion from students, coupled with the ever shiny lure of the dollar and the enabling denseness of the fleeceable student, I've thrown myself into this wispy sump.

I'll be writing essays for students and I'll be charging decently for my exceptionally unique services.
My package:
a)prices start from $65 per page.
b)$10 booking fee
c)$20 goodwill fee.
d)$60 privacy and confidentiality fee
e)Free numbering
f)Free title page.
g)Free updates
h)Free cheeseburger for return clients.
i)Free lollipop for clients who keep quiet when they discover plagiarism.
jFree e-kiss for clients who keep quiet when they receive a shoddy work.
My turnaround is pretty amazing:
3000 word essay= 30 minutes
10,000 word undergraduate dissertation= 2 hours
100k word PhD dissertation= 18 hours.
Let's go. Send that email.
My email address: queenshebarocks@writers2bewareisapatheticidiot

Why are your services exceptional and unique? ;) It's not that hard to plagiarize and provide shoddy work.

Working on Dissertations as a Technology Writer

I am a twenty-8 years old bachelor seeking academic research writing jobs. However, I have completed Bachelor in Pharmaceutical Technology from the West Bengal University of Technology in India. I am associated with academic research writing field for more than one year, and I can execute reports, assignments and essays on any given topic. Especially, I have expertise in project management, construction management, marketing, biology, chemistry and pharmaceutical assignments. Most importantly, I can conduct Dissertations including all chapters but excluding SPSS. From, the very beginning I want to start my career in a knowledge gaining sector and now I think academic research writing is one of the most significant areas where I can expand my level of knowledge and thinking any field of study by collecting relevant books, journals, scholarly articles to fulfil the requirement of that particular assignment. Academic research writing is an area where depth understanding and critical thinking is highly required to make the project successful and for this specific purpose I was associated with the academic writing companies such as Providencia Research and Elpenor Research solution. I have provided a reliable contribution to the companies to make sure my future career opportunities.

After conducting the constant research, I use to write about three thousand words per day and it helps me to increase my knowledge and understanding. However, it is imperative to understand the requirement forwarded by the students as well as in the job cart. After that as per requirements, the reliable work is conducted with great zeal. This particular field of creativity and academic writing provides an enormous opportunity to utilise the creative thinking and knowledge to complete an assignment successfully. Do conduct a research writing it is essential to study the job cart and then research for a relevant article to get an idea of the topic.

My particular interest is in the field where I can expand my knowledge and creativity and for this specific purpose I have chosen those filed as my future career path. The adequate research and critical thinking to conduct several types of assignments is gathered from the experts of the companies where is associated in the past. As an experienced writer, I am not getting the suitable compensation from the business that is required to live a standard lifestyle. Therefore, I wanted to be independent, and that's why I am applying for the post of academic freelancer in your company. I am from a technical background and for this I can execute some of technical research writing successfully and on the other hand, I use to write various marketing and management assignment and the requirement and understanding of topic are also present that make me an excellent research writer. I have conducted each work of the company sincerely and for this they have provided me increment as a junior research analyst and the position of team expert was also given. I usually follow some steps to complete particular assignments, and they are as follows.

This sounds more like a tongue in cheek message rather than an advertisement for a legitimate independent writing service. I believe that this post was meant by the OP as sarcasm at the highest degree. She was hoping she could bait someone into responding to her in an inflammatory manner so that she could do what she does best, snipe at anybody who believes counter to her and tries to shed light on her lack of actual knowledge of the industry and how it works. She lives in a world of her own where what she listed qualifies her services as excellent. I bet she did not get a single client for her "services" even though she spun her post to make herself sound like Joan of Arc. A 30 minute turn around with that many words in it ? Who was she trying to fool. Obviously nobody fell for her scam as I don't see anybody posting in the thread about how her services are "truly excellent".

@Smiley73 this was only meant to be taken as sarcasm on the part of the OP. It was never to be taken seriously as there as nothing realistic about her post. From what I have read, this person has been a regular smear campaigner and flamer at this forum. Nobody should have taken this post as seriously as you did. Kind of makes me wonder what you were thinking, if you were thinking at all. Anyway, since the OP has not posted in ages at any section in this forum, it is safe to assume that she has found some other place to spread her venom. It sure looks like she was safely run out of the forum and with good reason. Nobody could have a proper discussion where she participated with her snide remarks and holier than thou attitude. It's great that she left and never came back.

So, does anybody know what has become of the OP? From what I read of her posts at this forum, she seemed to just be looking for trouble, all the time. I could never figure out if she worked for some writing companies, worked a writer but envied certain writers at this forum due to work competition, or simply hated her life. Whatever, I became intrigued to read that she pretended to not be involved in the writing industry, which she obviously was, and probably did not know how to promote her services. Which is why she never got over the fact that there are independent writers at this forum who could succeed where she could not.

It appears that she eventually left the forum without saying goodbye. It does not seem like she violated any rule because her account is not suspended. It remains unused instead. Maybe she got tired of constantly bickering with the writers here. Maybe she found a better and more stable job that could use her acerbic skills. Or maybe, she was asked to quietly leave the forum. Who really knows? What is important is that she left with the forum intact years later. It is still performing its task of informing students about bad human writers and academic writing companies that still exist these days. Yes, that is even with AI making its way into the academic writing field.