New Uvocorp Account (how to pass a three-hour test?)

Can someone tell me how to pass Uvocorp three hour essay test. Please I really need a Uvocorp account. Thanks in advance

UVO will hire anyone with a pulse.

The point is even if you pass the test, you'll end up with a scam company. So better keep your enthusiasm at bay.

Why do you find it necessary to reply to old, dead, and non-starter threads.

Any evidence?

1) You cheat your writers with fines, automatic deadlines that writers don;t agree to, false plagiarism reports, etc.
2) You send plagiarized documents to customers.
3) You underpay your customer support staff so you only have complete morons unwilling and/or unable to handle real problems when they arise

Need more?

We don't cheat our writers with fines, to my knowledge. At least, I dont have any valid complaints in regards to this on the forum for writers. If any at all. You also were one of the very few person in my memory to complain for being fired for no reason.

What do you mean by "automatic deadlines that writers don't agree to?" Please explain.

Bulls-i*.


I've been to that forum (gradelancer). You delete whatever you don't like and monitor what the writers say. Admins are the only ones who regularly post and the most recent post from anyone is Feb. 07. This is like closing your eyes and saying you can't see.


I didn't complain about being fired--I quit. You tried to fine me for a paper and make me complete it anyway, so I posted it online in as many places as I could think of and told you to fu*- off.


I've explained this many times, and continually received either a lack of understanding or a series of bulls-i* excuses from the people you hire to deal with your writers. If a customer decides they want a rewrite for any reason (valid or not), they can set a deadline of as little as two hours without any notice to the writer. So if a customer logs onto their computer at 2am and decides their paper on Ancient Rome actually needs to be about puppies, and the writer doesn't complete the "rewrite" by 4am, they get fined. You have continually tried to justify this practice when it is quite simply bulls-i*, especially since we both know the fines aren't returned to the customer--they simply line your pockets even more.

Statement looks like product of someone's imagination. I have established this forum for keeping my eyes open and letting everyone's complaints reach to me directly. Got anything to back up this? Screenshots? Anything? If you prove this to be true I will believe you, excuse here in front of everybody and treat responsible people in a bad manner.

Umm...the fact that my posts their were deleted and my account was blocked immediately after you (or one of your admins) noticed I was posting there?


You should hire a translator for yourself at times, because I have no idea what this means.

Yes that's how it works at the moment. I admit that this is far from perfect, in terms of protecting the writers, but we don't have a better design for handling such situatioins (urgent revision requests) at this moment.

At least we do everything possible to satisfy the customer, with the way it is working now. Normally they don't decide that their paper on Ancient Rome actually needs to be about puppies. So we _presume_ that there was something behind the revision request, and make the writer try to adopt to customer's demands.

If you have a better idea of how these urgent revision requests should be handled so that both customer was provided revisions when they still have time, AND writers were protected against inadequate requests, I am listening.

P.S.
In regards to where the fines go, let me check and get back to you shortly.

You can't unless you have some way to turn back or stop time. The nature of your business means that rewrites will sometimes be required on papers where customers don't leave any time for it between receiving the order and doing whatever they do with it on their end. Your "solution" to that is apparently to put all the burden on your writers and to take their hard-earned money by allowing customers to demand any new deadline they want. That's neither reasonable nor fair to your writers.

If they have a legitimate rewrite request, you still have to allow a "reasonable" amount of time for your writers to do it without getting fined, especially if you have no review process to make sure the rewrite request is justified in the first place. The only companies I work for have contracts with customers that specify a minimum time allowed for rewrites and they also have admin people step in to review rewrite requests: if they're legit, they instruct the writer to complete them; if they aren't, they explain to the customer why they aren't and that's that. At the very least, you could simply program your system not to accept rewrite deadlines of less than 36 or 48 hours, or you could "toll" the clock on any new deadline at least until the writer receives the message or logs on to your system.

If you had any interest in being fair to your writers, those kinds of things would all work just fine.

Don't offer them, period. Revisions requests should always have at least a 24 deadline, and if it's a request based on changed instructions the customer should have to place a new order with a new deadline that the writer can decide to take or not, like any other order.


Other than hiring truly competent writers, pleasant and knowledgeable customer service reps, telling the truth on your websites...yeah, you guys are great.


You presume incorrectly nine times out of ten, in my experience. It doesn't take something as extreme as a complete change in topic to make a rewrite request unreasonable.


Why exactly would I give you business tips when a) I now secure work through a competitor and b) you still owe me money for services rendered? You've been doing this for years; if you're too dense to come up with better ways to operate, that's not my problem.


Uh huh. The owner and direct manager of the company's overall operations doesn't know his own cash flow. I'll buy that.

LMFAO!


OMG! Pheelyks you jus killed cybermediaboy. I happen to be a professional writer and was considering an application to join uvocorp but judging from your conversations...they are clearly a SCAM company out to rip off innocent civilians. I couldn't help but laugh all through this string. Atleast now we all know the truth. Not even cybermediaboy can defend uvocorp now.

A lie. I have worked for the company until I messed up and got fired. However, I got paid for everything. I wish they could take me back.

The owner admits to and attempts to justify this fine structure a few short posts above us, in this very thread. You're not only a liar, but an idiot (you'd have to be a pretty big dumb to get fired from UVO, considering the level of intelligence they typically hire in the first place).

that's a hard question i would like an answer to

The 3 hour test may be an essay in disguise so be careful. They will get this done for free from you and pass it to the client.

pheelyks can you help me apply one and get hide in an impulse

uvocorp is the best writing company so far.

I couldn't agree more. I once wrote a 40-page paper on "oil in Sudan" only to have the client request a rewrite because she meant "vegetable oil."

I've had a few, "I like what you wrote, but I wanted you to include only these five specific sources so could you just rewrite it?" I'll discount the second order and use what I can of the original, but c'mon, now.

That is wrong. If a customer makes a mistake while ordering and the writer works using wrong instructions and then the customer later makes corrections, IT IS UPON the writer to re-write the paper afresh without asking for more payments.

The customer is always the king.

writers need protected from idiot customers who give them wrong/incomplete instructions, not penalized for the customers' mistakes.

Totally agree. In fact, I think all writers should provide the papers up front with no set charges. Upon receiving the work, the customer can then decide when and how much, if anything, to pay, depending on how much value the paper brought to the customer's life. Honor system.

That's such a great idea that we should start applying it to every industry:

If you order a steak "very well-done" and then remember that you prefer medium-rare after you're served, the restaurant should have to absorb the cost of the first steak and just cook you a brand new meal for free.

If you hire a painter to paint your house green and then realize that your wife wanted it painted yellow, the painter should have to do it all over again for free on his time and he should pay for all the paint.

If you hire a contractor to replace your bathtub with a standing shower and then you decide you like baths better than showers after all, he should come back and rebuild your whole bathroom for free on his time and he should pay for all the materials.

How about just letting the customer absorb the cost of fixing his mistakes and writers (and other service providers) absorb the cost of their mistakes? I've rewritten entire projects for clients who made a mistake in choosing a topic that wasn't approved (etc) and I've reduced my price substantially because I sympathized with them, but none of them even had the nerve to ask, let alone to expect, me to fix their mistake as though it was my mistake.

I think they should also provide a free cup of coffee. I'm not sure why. I just think it'd be nice.

No. A contract for services is formed by the customer describing the service and my agreeing to provide those service for a certain price. Neither party can simply change the contract after the fact. A company or writer could decide to operate this way if they think it's good business, but I always clarify instructions with my clients and ask if there are any further details or instructions before proceeding--if they've left something out, the onus is one them.

No. All of you writers are nothing more than dirty, shadowy slaves and willing accessories to academic crimes. Nothing will change that fact. Nothing. You are no more than a sordid and dirty criminal that helps students defeat the system. Got that? Yeah, and no amount of your 'self-righteousness' noise will change that fact.

Slaves- more so academic slaves- should and must abide by the rules of their cheating masters, no matter the irrationality of such rules. That is why you are an academic slave in the first place.

I hope this is clear to you, JohnsMoron.
If you couldn't get something better to do other than helping students defeat the system, you are a loser. A moronic loser, to be precise.

QS, could I ask you a question? If you have no financial interest in this industry, why did you choose this one, of all of the many types of industries in existence, to observe so closely? Just asking. Personally, I couldn't imagine spending a minute on this forum if I weren't a writer, writing company rep, or a potential customer. Thank you.

I don't have a master, queen sheba. I take only the work I want to take, charge the rates I want to charge for it, and work during the hours that I choose. It's quite nice, actually.

That reminded me of an old Reader's Digest joke: Husband and wife both graduate at the same time with a doctorate and master's, respectively. Husband says, "Now you have to call me 'doctor.'" Wife responds, "Okay, then you have to call me 'master.'"

Just STFU, just a few years ago, you were working for the company and you only turned against them after they rightfully refused to pay you for some poorly written essays they had contracted you to complete.

But i think you are right; they will hire 'anyone with a pulse' no matter his qualifications/competence. That is why they had hired you in the first place without considering your qualifications.

I doubt if you have a 'pulse' though.

You're right. I worked for UVO for about six months until I started having orders assigned automatically in the middle of the night with two-hour deadlines, fines for being "late" on these orders, and payment delays. When I learned what kind of company they were I quit, and I posted the two essays they were trying to withhold payment for here.

It's called growth, and admitting mistakes. I worked for bad people and a bad company. When I realized this, I said to myself, "you shoudl never have worked for these people or this company, because they are bad," and I quit.

What kind of a moron are you? Talking to yourself?
Saying people are bad is wispy. You should state exactly what happened between you and the company(plagiarism?, snitching?) instead of offering nonsensical explanations.

I did. You've posted in several threads where it has been explained. You should read more and spout bulls-i* less.

Now, head straight to a gym. You know why.

Nice change of topic there, queenie. What's the matter--already entirely out of bulls-i* for the day?

From your working relationship with Uvocorp, it is clear you wanted the gang to absorb you into their scam- perhaps by becoming the gang's representative in the US. However, when your arrogance betrayed you, they called your bluff and kicked you out. It is only then that WB offered you a shoulder to cry on and you've been its stooge ever since.

You were also earning $4 per page which perfectly exemplifies your desperation and destitution.

u have a uvocorp account?