queen sheba 53 | 648 ☆☆ Observer
Feb 01, 2013 | #1
As everyone is aware, I joined this forum with the exclusive aim of helping students make rational and safe choices when selecting a writer/writing company.
Consequently, I have conducted some research that was concerned with identifying factors(other than qualifications) that influence the competency of an academic writer.
My research findings indicate that students should also enquire about certain personal characteristics of a writer as it was found out that these characteristics influence the competency of a writer.
Before students order an essay from a writer, they should enquire about the issues discussed below and make a rational choice.
Here are my findings:
a) Relationships: A writer who have had a string of failed/unhappy relationships is, on average, very poor in academic writing and prone to emotional outbursts(like pheelyks for example) and students should avoid such writers.
b) Alcohol/partying: A writer given in to endless alcohol binges and partying is obviously a very unreliable professional and should be avoided.
c) Physique: Students should avoid writers that are overweight, not good looking, and not fit. Students should therefore demand a recent photo from potential writers before hiring them.
d) Beliefs: Atheists are better writers than believers.
e) Political leanings: Open minded liberals are good in social studies/ business management/ philosophy studies while conservatives excel in technical fields. A student must demand that a writer declare his/her political beliefs before getting hired.
f) Gender: women writers are more honest about their qualifications and competency than male writers. Women academic writers tend, on average, to produce better research papers than men. A writer must declare his/her gender before getting hired.
g) Hobbies: Hobbies are good indicators of a writer's competence. Students must avoid writers with peculiar hobbies like moon gazing since the implication is that such writers will spend their nights watching the moon and stars instead of writing.
h) Mode of dressing: academic writers who dress in a conservative manner are better than writers with more extravagant dressing style. I saw pheelyks photos and the dude is as extravagant in dressing as anyone can be. Before a student hires a writer, it is good to ask about their dressing style.
i) Role models: One's role models is very indicative of the character of that person. Students must avoid writers with role models such as Lance Armstrong (plagiarism) or George W Bush(incompetence).
j) Month they were born: writers born in the months of February, May, August and November are generally good writers.
Consequently, I have conducted some research that was concerned with identifying factors(other than qualifications) that influence the competency of an academic writer.
My research findings indicate that students should also enquire about certain personal characteristics of a writer as it was found out that these characteristics influence the competency of a writer.
Before students order an essay from a writer, they should enquire about the issues discussed below and make a rational choice.
Here are my findings:a) Relationships: A writer who have had a string of failed/unhappy relationships is, on average, very poor in academic writing and prone to emotional outbursts(like pheelyks for example) and students should avoid such writers.
b) Alcohol/partying: A writer given in to endless alcohol binges and partying is obviously a very unreliable professional and should be avoided.
c) Physique: Students should avoid writers that are overweight, not good looking, and not fit. Students should therefore demand a recent photo from potential writers before hiring them.
d) Beliefs: Atheists are better writers than believers.
e) Political leanings: Open minded liberals are good in social studies/ business management/ philosophy studies while conservatives excel in technical fields. A student must demand that a writer declare his/her political beliefs before getting hired.
f) Gender: women writers are more honest about their qualifications and competency than male writers. Women academic writers tend, on average, to produce better research papers than men. A writer must declare his/her gender before getting hired.
g) Hobbies: Hobbies are good indicators of a writer's competence. Students must avoid writers with peculiar hobbies like moon gazing since the implication is that such writers will spend their nights watching the moon and stars instead of writing.
h) Mode of dressing: academic writers who dress in a conservative manner are better than writers with more extravagant dressing style. I saw pheelyks photos and the dude is as extravagant in dressing as anyone can be. Before a student hires a writer, it is good to ask about their dressing style.
i) Role models: One's role models is very indicative of the character of that person. Students must avoid writers with role models such as Lance Armstrong (plagiarism) or George W Bush(incompetence).
j) Month they were born: writers born in the months of February, May, August and November are generally good writers.
