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May 13, 2015 | #1
Here we go again-- "Assignment Mountain. No, that name looks fine. Let's not check them out before we let them place ads--"
Customer Support Manager
Hello DWAN. How may I help you?
DWAN
Hi; I have an essay due in 4 weeks.
10 pages on Information Systems.
Customer Support Manager
Hello my name is Victor. I will help you for today.
DWAN
Can I ask you some questions about the company before I order?
I am nervous, this is my first time.
Customer Support Manager
Yes, feel free to ask any question.
DWAN
I am in the UK. Do you have offices in the UK?
Customer Support Manager
We are US located company, but we have many writers from UK.
Who wrote papers in UK style.
DWAN
Thank you.
Do you have an office location in the US that is a verified business?
If so, may I have the address, please?
Customer Support Manager
Yes, we are legitimate company, we are registered with Better Business Bureau, that does service monitoring on regular basis. We have a registered company that is legally responsible for all transactions on the website and for any illegal action our company may be closed. We do fair business and value loyalty of our customers. Its better for the business to service well then the opposite. We have been working for 2 years already with customers all over the world. We are using PayPal for all our transactions to insurance customer's payments. So, you can see that everything is clear in our service.
For our address, you need to write an official e-mail, so we can sent you our address.
DWAN
Sorry; I need to cross check your claims about the BBB by using a legitimate address.
I have to be very careful.
Your English is horrible, by the way.
Are you in the US yourself?
Hello?
You are going to lose my business if you are unwilling to provide a business address.
It makes me think your company is a scam.
I can talk and say anything, I can say I am registered with the Moon Patrol.
You need to give me something I can check.
Customer Support Manager
Unfortunately I am not a native speaker, but you can be sure that all of our writers are experts in writing the academic papers
DWAN
Are you at the US office yourself?
Customer Support Manager
DWAN
Sure, sure.
The address, or you are wasting my time.
If you are a legitimate business, your address is not private.
Do you know US law?
Customer Support Manager
Yes, I'm in Us office. If you need our address, please send an official e-mail.
DWAN
No, that is not right.
You have to give people your business address.
A private US citizen
which you are not
does not have to give his/her address to ANYONE.
A BUSINESS.DOES>
Where are you?
Ukraine?
Philippines?
Customer Support Manager
I'm sorry I am just an Customer Support Representative.
DWAN
Answer my question.
You are a representative of the business.
You are an intelligent human being.
You can answer a simple question.
Customer Support Manager
And according to our policy I am not supposed to give you this information.
DWAN
Establish some trust with a potential customer, for God's sake.
Otherwise, as I said, you will lose the sale.
Is that what you want?
Customer Support Manager
Dear Dwan, we are very sorry that form your side it looks like our business is not legit..
DWAN
You are flushing money down the toilet
unless you tell me where you are
so I can trust you.
LAST CHANCE.
Customer Support Manager
However, we are an experienced company with a great number of the Academic Writers.
Blah blah blah, I know... I'll skip a little.
Customer Support Manager
However, we are an experienced company with a great number of the Academic Writers.
We are based in the USA, NY.
DWAN
Where in NY?
What is the address?
We are back at square one.
I'm talking about YOU, liar.
where are YOU based.
Customer Support Manager
If you would like the physical address, you need to send us an official email.
DWAN
If you are based in NY, what is the weather like right now?
You have 10 seconds.
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Customer Support Manager
Then, I will be glad to provide you with our address.
DWAN
What's the weather like in New York, "Viktor?"
10 more seconds.
Viktor, I have a confession to make.
I'm not in the UK.
I'm in NY.
And it's a beautiful, sunshiny day.
Customer Support Manager
The weather is quite warm day.
I think that's enough. Anyone actually in NY can tell you that it's been like fall since the humidity broke.
Customer Support Manager
Hello DWAN. How may I help you?
DWAN
Hi; I have an essay due in 4 weeks.
10 pages on Information Systems.
Customer Support Manager
Hello my name is Victor. I will help you for today.
DWAN
Can I ask you some questions about the company before I order?
I am nervous, this is my first time.
Customer Support Manager
Yes, feel free to ask any question.
DWAN
I am in the UK. Do you have offices in the UK?
Customer Support Manager
We are US located company, but we have many writers from UK.
Who wrote papers in UK style.
DWAN
Thank you.
Do you have an office location in the US that is a verified business?
If so, may I have the address, please?
Customer Support Manager
Yes, we are legitimate company, we are registered with Better Business Bureau, that does service monitoring on regular basis. We have a registered company that is legally responsible for all transactions on the website and for any illegal action our company may be closed. We do fair business and value loyalty of our customers. Its better for the business to service well then the opposite. We have been working for 2 years already with customers all over the world. We are using PayPal for all our transactions to insurance customer's payments. So, you can see that everything is clear in our service.
For our address, you need to write an official e-mail, so we can sent you our address.
DWANSorry; I need to cross check your claims about the BBB by using a legitimate address.
I have to be very careful.
Your English is horrible, by the way.
Are you in the US yourself?
Hello?
You are going to lose my business if you are unwilling to provide a business address.
It makes me think your company is a scam.
I can talk and say anything, I can say I am registered with the Moon Patrol.
You need to give me something I can check.
Customer Support Manager
Unfortunately I am not a native speaker, but you can be sure that all of our writers are experts in writing the academic papers
DWAN
Are you at the US office yourself?
Customer Support Manager
DWAN
Sure, sure.
The address, or you are wasting my time.
If you are a legitimate business, your address is not private.
Do you know US law?
Customer Support Manager
Yes, I'm in Us office. If you need our address, please send an official e-mail.
DWAN
No, that is not right.
You have to give people your business address.
A private US citizen
which you are not
does not have to give his/her address to ANYONE.
A BUSINESS.DOES>
Where are you?
Ukraine?
Philippines?
Customer Support Manager
I'm sorry I am just an Customer Support Representative.
DWAN
Answer my question.
You are a representative of the business.
You are an intelligent human being.
You can answer a simple question.
Customer Support Manager
And according to our policy I am not supposed to give you this information.
DWAN
Establish some trust with a potential customer, for God's sake.
Otherwise, as I said, you will lose the sale.
Is that what you want?
Customer Support Manager
Dear Dwan, we are very sorry that form your side it looks like our business is not legit..
DWAN
You are flushing money down the toilet
unless you tell me where you are
so I can trust you.
LAST CHANCE.
Customer Support Manager
However, we are an experienced company with a great number of the Academic Writers.
Blah blah blah, I know... I'll skip a little.
Customer Support Manager
However, we are an experienced company with a great number of the Academic Writers.
We are based in the USA, NY.
DWAN
Where in NY?
What is the address?
We are back at square one.
I'm talking about YOU, liar.
where are YOU based.
Customer Support Manager
If you would like the physical address, you need to send us an official email.
DWAN
If you are based in NY, what is the weather like right now?
You have 10 seconds.
3
2
1
Customer Support Manager
Then, I will be glad to provide you with our address.
DWAN
What's the weather like in New York, "Viktor?"
10 more seconds.
Viktor, I have a confession to make.
I'm not in the UK.
I'm in NY.
And it's a beautiful, sunshiny day.
Customer Support Manager
The weather is quite warm day.
I think that's enough. Anyone actually in NY can tell you that it's been like fall since the humidity broke.