From nursingessay.co.uk's website (just one example among many of abysmal English): "Nursing papers is a type of scholarly written work, which involves insights with respect to medicinal services speculations and their usage in the contemporary social healthcare settings."
Among their "testimonials" (written in the same butchered English as the web-copy): a Pakistani gynecologist and "Sarah Palin." Okay...

And finally...
Denver:
hello?
Welcome Denver! Your request has been directed to the Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.
Call accepted by operator Chris. Currently in room: Chris, Denver.
Denver:
hi; I have a nursing project due.
Chris:
Thank you for contacting our Live Chat. How can I help you?
Denver:
I am just going online first to check and make sure this is the kind of service I want to use.
Denver:
my first question is, do you have offices in the UK, US, or another English-speaking country?
Chris:
may be I can help you decide
Denver:
it's "maybe."
Chris:
we have offices in UK
Denver:
maybe you can.
Chris:
we are in Folkestone, Kent
Denver:
where are your offices located? are they a payment processing company, or can I stop by your office?
Chris:
we usually do not cater to walk-in customers
Denver:
but if I walked in, would there be anyone there?
Chris:
but you can make the payment either by account transfer or by PayPal
Denver:
what is the exact address in Kent?
Denver:
I only trust companies with real physical addresses-- not fake payment-processing addresses, but a real office, or even a real PO box.
Chris:
22 BASE POINT
FOLKESTONE
KENT
CT19 4RH
Denver:
I am not trying to be rude, but it is hard to find a good company in this industry.
Chris:
can you please tell me what are you looking for?
Chris:
an essay or a dissertation?
Denver:
Are you South France Holiday Home Ltd.?
Denver:
a dissertation.
Denver:
what is the name of your company at that address?
Denver:
I am only finding South France Holiday Home Ltd.
Chris:
Nexus Corporation Worldwide Limited
Chris:
what is the topic of your Dissertation?
Denver:
and can I stop by that address and find a representative from Nursing Essay, not Nexus?
Denver:
if not, if you could please tell me why not.
Denver:
I would appreciate it.
Denver:
my topic is "medication errors."
Chris:
we do not cater to walk-in customer, therefore; I think it is pointless to discuss if you will find a representative from Nursing Essay or Nexus
Denver:
*customers.
Denver:
one more question. are you in the UK yourself?
Denver:
sorry, and another: why don't you accept walk-in customers?
Denver:
I am in the UK, and I want to establish trust with this company.
Chris:
I think you are capable enough to write a dissertation on your own
Denver:
what's wrong with me stopping by your offices?
Chris:
if you can pick *customers, then I am sure you are good at writing as well
Denver:
I surely am, but I don't have the time.
Denver:
learning plurals is something most native English speakers do in grammar school.
Denver:
are you in the UK yourself?
Chris:
well, I am sorry but I won't sit through this interrogation, if you would like to have a conversation then I will be happy to help
Denver:
interrogation? I am just trying to establish trust with your company.
Chris:
yes I am
Denver:
I spoke to a another company in the UK that gave me their address, and invited me to drop by.
Denver:
why is that a problem for your company?
Chris:
well, and you still don't trust them
Chris:
it is our policy, I cannot change it
Denver:
I do: they are my first choice so far.
Denver:
you are rapidly becoming my last.
Denver:
is that what you want?
Chris:
Good Luck
Denver:
I have plenty of money.
Chris:
Good for you
Denver:
thanks; I have the feeling I'll need it.
Denver:
yes, good for me.
Chris:
Good Bye now
Denver:
okay, "Chris."
Denver:
thanks for the info.
Chris has left the conversation. Currently in room: Denver.