Hilarious Claims from Masterpapers

I was reading through masterpapers' PR articles and came across a number of hilarious claims:

"Masterpapers.com is also certified with Certificate of Incorporation (Masterpapers LLC) which means it will prove its high standards, quality, guarantee and safety in new services provision. This certificate is mandatory for companies which provide essay writing, proofreading and editing services if they wish to claim their guarantees in quality and legitimacy."

Whomever wrote this needs to look up the meaning of Certificate of Incorporation. It is a company's `birth certificate,' and has absolutely nothing to do with guarantees and quality and is certainly not confined to companies in this industry.

"New editing services by Masterpapers.com will allow essay and dissertation writers learn more about research papers, academic essays and dissertations structuring, formatting, concluding, analyzing and research."

"The, they are not restricted by time."

"But the greatest advantage is that employers can enrich their staff with outstanding minds which do not need to get visas and travel expenses to join their companies."

Despite being wonderfully qualified to offer students and researchers professional editing and writing `help,' the company does not proofread and edit its own articles prior to publication - hence the language errors ... (there are many many more)

Now, this is the real stunner, as far as outrageous claims go:

"We were flattered to find out that the world-famous universities have recognized Masterpapers.com as the leading company which provides high-quality academic papers. Masterpapers.com writers have been given the best reward from the outstanding academicians and we really appreciate all of our writers for their hard work and the world-wide recognition."

Universities have reconised masterpapers' contribution to academia and leading academicians are giving masterpaper writers top awards for their services .... How can a person even begin to comment on that?

I smell MasterFeces.

Good one :)

Talk about total BS. I think I'm becoming ill with all these bs websites. It's really making me sick. I've been scammed before. It's totally immoral.

You're right here. The major problem with essay writing scam is that it is all based on the market place called the www. The week point of the Internet (among many others) is the porousness of jurisdiction simply because we are still waiting for more advanced technologies that can help us track a possible scam in due time. Until then the very effective chapter 'research skills' from the book 'information literacy' is to be internalized by any user of the Internet who wishes to conduct any type of business transactions. This is sad to note that many more new comers learn these skills after they're scammed. This is where these companies easily win. They're sure they will have countless newbies every single day. And so, the saga continues....

One doesn't have to go that deep and read through all those articles. One can find silly grammar mistakes on the home page - what else do you need ? =)

The home page! it's actually pathetic. They've been in this business for over 9-10 years now and they can't even fix their main website(it's not the only one they own obviously).

The importance of punctuation is made clear by Lynne Truss,in her book, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. The book's title is based on a bad joke:

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Few things piss me off more than a misplaced comma before a verb.

writers2beware
I've seen that book. That's the thing I don't like about the panda title and example. It's not an error that anyone would make, and therefore it doesn't really illustrate anything. Like a strawman argument.

this is hilarious

They know that their interpretation is incorrect. They have a legal department that told them that. However, the statement makes it seem like they are following the law, so they went with it. Students are too disinterested to read the TOS so they will not even know that the incorrect reference is being made. Even if they did read the incorrect claim, they could care less. Only law students would probably be able to tell the difference.

No way. Academicians would bethe first people to shun ANY academic writing company. If they are anything, they are one of the biggest detractors of the academic writing industry. They would beg students to stay away from there services, specifically, this company. I do not see any semblance of truth or accuracy in their post. Talk about spreading misinformation and fake news. This company has definitely mastered both. What I do know to be true is that the company is a scam that practically leads among all scam companies when one looks into its company reviews. That blurb of theirs is truly laughable and unbelievable. How does this company still manage to stay in business up til now?