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I use mine to hide my bald patch lol

i reckon it must be lights out at the asylum ...that's why he's had to go lol

But we do want to take you seriously so pls pls try to sound a bit more sensical when you make your next appearance :)


Well ... the lights are all out in its head :)

"all our essays are written by Oxford and Cambridge grads"-- aren't there false-advertising laws in the UK?

Supposedly. And they have gone up from claiming to have 1,000 Oxford and Cambridge grads to almost 2,000. That is nothing, however, in comparison to this claim: "We contract over 50 former top investments bankers from prestigious firms such as Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan to help our clients prepare the perfect application." torg.co.uk/oxbridge-career-consultants.php

Right on-it's long overdue. There's certainly no shortage of defamatory evidence.


Bingo!

The clown is absolutely green with jealousy! Any site which is better than the thing it created (which really means every site in the world) is libelled by it. What Thing forgot is that some here have its real details (if it weren't so stupid, it would know how :) ) ... I am going to swat it like the pesky little insect it is :)

Guys, when did this thread degenerate into this retarded argument. In any case, this thread should be about SCAMS and we should all stick to the point. In any case, I really want to update you guys on what happened to me. I'm just desperately waiting for the phone call this week to get my refund. Any advice on what I should do if they refuse it? Also, if I take them to court, how much do you think that would cost me? I have all the emails that have been sent which are over 26 (in 2 weeks).. I also have the names of all the people that have a background about my case..

If you live in the UK, go to your Citizen's Advice Bureaux ... it is free and they will offer you all the guidance you need.

Important - do not be nice and tell them that if they do not pay up within the next couple of weeks, you intend to pursue legal action.


When Thing (aka Chacha the Clown), jumped in and inserted his retarded self in this discussion :)

Clown, in the spirit of giving credit where credit is due, were it not for you
1) I would have died without really understanding coulrophobia
2) I would have remained skeptical of Darwin's theory of evolution
So ... thank you :)

BTW - congratulations on receiving 3 orders! At this rate (1 month = 3 orders), you may well receive 36 orders a year! Remember to wash your hands before handling the essays, fry them on high heat and serve them hot. If you do that ... (surprise!) you may receive some more orders through essaybrunch :)

Don't trust a word.... just do what is legally possible in your country..

Anonym-

OR seems to know a fair amount about UK law, but his claims would be easy enough to verify on your own. In the US, attorneys aren't allowed in small claims court, so the only thing you would have to pay is the filing fee. You can even sue to get that fee back, and if you win it will most likely be awarded to you. Again, this is US law, but I imagine things are somewhat similar in the UK.

Threads do, unfortunately, degenerate pretty quickly on this forum. Read the first pages of a few when you're looking for actual information; continue at your own risk.

Anonym

If you would like to know how to pursue this legally I will PM you my mobile number of email address and will advise you.

There is no point you sending me a PM cos the email I signed up with does not exist nor has it ever existed.

her claims.... she is a female and have been fooling people here about her real gender even..

Good morning Clown? I know reading and comorehending are particularly difficult for you but please try to go through anything I have ever posted (not just here, but on the Internet) and see if I ever claimed to be anything but female. Clown - I am not a hermaphrodite like you, thankfully? Tell me ... did you sleep well last night or did you have the usual night terrors as you dreamt of your sorry existence?


exwriter - want to ask you something. Isn't the advertising of false claims a cause for legal action? What about not delivering on contractual promises - when the service and good fail to meet the specs agreed upon? As far as I can see, TORG and others are in a vulnerable position. You are the barrister here, however, ... what do you think?


Not very different, phyleeks :)

All Americans here ... Phyleeks, WB, etc. Happy 4th July :)


exwriter - want to ask you something. Isn't the advertising of false claims a cause for legal action? What about not delivering on contractual promises - when the service and good fail to meet the specs agreed upon? As far as I can see, TORG and others are in a vulnerable position. You are the barrister here, however, ... what do you think?


Not very different, phyleeks :)

Then you should have some other name. You are posting here with a similar name. You are using this forum for marketing, simply by using the company name as the login name. You must have chosen it for some advantage. Why should we, students get into trouble? If your company name is something else far-removed, then it is a different matter. Now, we should not touch you.

The parent company is OR - not The Oxbridge Research Group (TORG). Our websites go by another name, although ownershp is clearly stated on all (and we are not solely a custom-research company ... that is only 1 of our activities).

Apart from two people on this forum (you and Clown), we have never been confused with TORG. And, any who want to stay away, please do :)


I primarily use it to recruit writers and get an insight into our competitors. As for students ... many who pose here as students are not. So, coming here in search of students is a wasted effort. The Student Study Center is a much better place to go for that.


Impossible ... have held the name for 10 years and am not about to change it (legal hassle is enormous) just because a handful confuse us with TORG. Anyway - I don't see AA/AK suffering much, despite the fact that two of their custom-research websites begin with the name oxbridge.

As for why oxbridgeresearchers is my handle ... it has something to do with my not wanting to fool anyone here about who I am, not to mention the fact that I (in the UK, at least), legally own that name. Furthermore, as stated, the name in question will not lead any to our custom-research websites ... you really have to search to get there using the name OxbridgeResearchers and will, quite probably, land up in a TORG website ...

Please compare the two statements and decide yourself who lies here????? look at the contradiction of two statements...... She claims to be an LSE Grad in International Business Law ....

Hi clown - a grad degree in international business law does not make me a lawyer :) Well ... any educated person would know that so it is hardly surprising that you do not :)

As I said clown ... post your university degrees here and I will post mine ... so, how about it Clown?

And BTW - I do know that they are in violation of the Consumer Act, not to mention the Sales of Service Act. I do, however, prefer to ask a real lawyer :) You see, Clown, none of us (with the sole exception of your highly esteemed self) can know everything about all things. Of course I realise that any here know infinitely more than what you know and will ever know in a lifetime but, as brilliant as we all are ... we do not know everything. I, for one, (unlike you) have never learnt how to 1) lavitate, 2) fly, 3) walk through fire or 4) step all over broken glass with my bare feet without getting all torn up and bloody. You, Clown, are super-human while the majority here are mere mortals. Your brilliance shines through and blinds us :) And, of course, we are all terribly jealous that you picked out that wonderful name essaybrunch before we could even think of it!

Readers can you expect such a naive statement from an International Business law grad of LSE?????? Please decide yourself......


You sure? You will come up with same old stereo type reply that it is fake....


Readers, you can decide yourself how ignorant our great great grad of LSE is.....

Of course am sure Clown but pls, it has to be a signed and stamped, scanned (full colour) copy. If you want to redirect us to a webpage ... well, what can I say? I do not want to shatter your self-illusions lest you leave the forum and we do enjoy having you here :)


Yes ... you are right. Do you think I should sue LSE? A graduate degree in international business law but am not considered a lawyer!!!! Yes, I will take them to court and DEMAND THAT I BE RECOGNISED AS A LAWYER!!!!!!!!! Will you help me Clown, as I am feeling a bit downtrodden here? After all, you wrote one law paper and are a lawyer, so why not me? I guess I am not as brilliant as you are ...

You know what else? I am going to sue Cambridge! I sat for my Biology O's and received a high mark ... YET I AM NOT ALLOWED TO PRACTICE MEDICINE AND AM NOT CONSIDERED A BIOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exwriter, pls take on my two cases! I want recognition as a lawyer and a biologist NOW!!!


Yes - LSE is not what it used to be! They never taught us to fly, lavitate, walk through fire or walk on broken glass! And, you know what else? They even taught us that the laws of gravity were valid ... can you believe that? Were it not for you my lovable little clown, I would have gone through life believing in gravity.

OR, please use it for marketing or whatever. I have nothing to do with that. Hardly matters to me. I simply wrote that.

We just look for uncomplicated names while ordering the essay. We are a big cross-university group now and know the names of companies, and know where we have to go for which subject. We avoid Oxbridge. Why should we do any research to find out who is genuine or not. Simply avoid the word itself. Suits us.

That's why the ranking of LSE has slipped.....

Precisely! Now, had I gone to Hogwarts, I am quite sure I would have learnt how to fly, lavitate, apparate and disapparate :) Who knows ... Prof Snape might even have taught me the Langlock and the Muffliato spells, despite my being a self-confessed Muggle :) Tell me Clown ... did they teach you all that at Hogwarts? You must have been their star pupil!

Clooooooowwwn! Where are you???!!!! Are you abandoning meeeee???? Please COME BACK! How am I supposed to live without you?! What do you want from me? I already admitted that I was wandering about in darkness until you showed me the light; I openly acknowledged that I had all these misguided notions about gravity and people not having the ability to fly, until you set me straight! I even admitted that I was a Muggle who would not be accepted into Hogwarts, no matter how much I tried! So .... please don't abandon me. I still have so much to learn from you ... I need you to set me straight about the speed of light and all that! COME BACK CLOWN!!!!!!

MODERATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send in the CLOWN pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssseeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes making false claims can be a cause for actions as well as failing to meet contractual requirements. One problem with the essay industry is in finding customers to come forward, as many are afraid that their university will discover that they have been submitting work as their own, and will be expelled from their university.

There is also the problem in relation to the quality of the work given to the customer. It is impossible to guarantee that ANY work submitted will attain a specific grade. I once wrote a paper when I was at university myself for which I only scored a 2:2. I queried this with the lecturer who told me that in actual fact the work should have been a 2:1 but that she had down marked the piece ot make me work harder in the exam. I took this up with the head of the faculty who merely said that this was a quirk of this particular lecturer and not to worry as I would be able to make up the score in the exam. When you get people like this there is no way ANYONE can guarantee that a piece of work will achieve a certain grade.

I have no experience with those guys.

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Yes, I understand that fear ... 'they worry that the company would inform their university. However, most have confidentiality guarantees in place so, wouldn't they just be getting themselves into more and more trouble?

What I'm driving at here is that just because the customers happen to be students, that does not mean that they need to resign all their rights as provided by consumer protection acts and SOGA. Were they to take action, companies would be forced to clean up their act ...

Readers... can't u see a desperation here???? This forum has becoming a chatting room.... hehehe...... all due to our great OR.....

Of course I was desperate Oh Great One ... I thought my little clown had abandoned me

Don't be so stupid, OR. Snape taught Potions, not spells.

You are right! And the Clown didn't even bother to correct me. I guess it was just too busy correcting my own assumptions regarding my nationality an native language :)

Thanks for correcting me Pheelyks ... especially as my mentor the Clown let me down :)

Even with a (relatively) more normal professor/lecturer, it is impossible to know what grade a piece of work will receive. I used to do this privately and independently (by word of mouth and always face to face). People would ask me what grade they would get, and I always said they were welcome to read the paper before paying me. If they thought they could do a better job, they didn't have to take the paper. Everyone always did, and very few people actually read them.

Not only is guaranteeing a grade impossible, but it wold also represent serious legal difficulties for legitimate companies--it makes it explicit that customers will be turing in plagiarized work as their own. Scammers don't have to worry about this angle as much; they are usually not answerable to authorities, and due to the quality of their papers they actually have a strong basis for a claim that they did not intend their products to be turned in to academic institutions.

That is a very very interesting and legitimate point. I had not considered it before and see what you mean.

I have to agree that ESL is not exactly a high water mark these days

I work for a legit (as legit as it gets in this industry) brick-and-mortar paper mill near my apartment, and they have a strict policy of not promising grades. "we can't guarantee how your professor is going to feel that day," is basically how they explain it. it's always made a lot of sense to me. I'm a teacher myself, and if I don't like someone, or I'm in a ****** mood, I grade harder.

academia-research.com promises grades, which is just one of the reasons I use them as a supplementary income, not a main stream.

Wow, OR has totally eclipsed WB in posting here. Wonder how many members will go through these lengthy sermons?!!!???

Hi there,
I have looked at this forum for a while but never really commented before.

I have used a few of the companies before and there are good and bad point about all of them.
Ukessays.com seem to have about 20 websites this seems like spam to me, if they had a good site they would not need to own 20 others ;as word of mouth would spread if they delivered on what they promised.

Their plagiarism scanner keeps a copy of your work and you wave the rights to your own work.

"By using the Raptor/Viper software you acknowledge that Academic Answers Limited will retain any document processed by the program for the purpose of marketing Raptor/Viper or any associated website of the Company and you agree that any right you may have to remuneration for the use of documents to which you hold the copyright is waived."

"By using the Raptor/Viper software you acknowledge that Academic Answers Limited will store a copy of all documents processed by the program and documents submitted by other users will be compared to such copies and you agree that any right you may have to remuneration for such use of documents to which you hold the copyright is waived."

Source: scanmyessay.com/terms.php

oxbridgeessays.com is hit and miss. They can give you a great paper or you will not get a writer and won't be told till it's too late :( .

I have used both companies and find one better than the other.

Can an essay company really offer you any proper guarantee?
- Plagiarism free or you get £5000 this is marketing crap.If they could guarantee this, why not say 1,000,000 pounds. Has anyone every claimed this money?

- Guaranteed 2:1 standard, again this is crap. How can they guarantee this? If you submit the paper as your own you a breaking all essay companies' terms and conditions. So you can't complain as you have breached your contract. The only way you can verify that they paper you get is a 2:1 standard, is to submit the paper and if you do then you break your contract with them.

The problem with this form is that each essay company probably writes a couple of thousand papers a year and then this board only talks about the handful or so of disgruntled

customers.

Do your own homework or at the very least look at the companies and make up your own opinion.

"Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain and most fools do." Benjamin Franklin.

Quite true ...


I don't see that. Of course, any company will have some unsatisfied customers ... natural and expected. That being said, UKessays is really one of the very best out there. This is just an opinion ...

you should work of ukessays if you dont all ready

Actually dont :) And, not likely to since we are competitors ( a little thing called fair trading and all that makes it impossible). You stated your opinion based on your experience and I said that even though your opinion and judgement were valid (based on your experience), they are one of the best out there. If you notice, however, I did not comment on oxbridgeessays as all you said was true. So, just because I truthfully commented on something makes me any employer of Academic Answers? If you say so ...

I am going to suit them as well. If you already have a lawyer dealing with them, I would like to apply to the same one.

I had the unfortunate experience of dealing with this company.

I am a masters student and needed help with one piece of coursework. Buying help with university work was a moral dilemma for myself, but due to several factors I chose to go through with it, and chose Oxbridge.

I gave the company 4 weeks notice with a detailed explanation of the help I needed. I heard nothing for 2 weeks so contacted the company and was reassured that everything was in hand and there was nothing to worry about. The deadline for me receiving the work approached and passed so again I contacted the company. They once again reassured me everything was fine, there was nothing to worry about and the work will be sent over soon. Days passed and nothing. I tried repeatedly to get in contact with the company to no avail, I was promised a call back 3 times, none of which came.

My university deadline came, and I was left with 12 hours to do the work which I had paid for, and more importantly, was promised by Oxbridge. I got a full refund, and the explanation was simply that it beyond the scope of the writers. This is all well and good (although they shouldn't advertise help with MSc level work if they cannot provide it) but the lack of communication was despicable, and has realistically cost me a module and another term at university, costing me huge amounts of money and unnecessary amounts of stress.

An extremely unprofessional company in my opinion. Avoid!!!