You Deserve To Be Scammed

I made a mistake. You caught me. Congratulations. Now point out where I keep making the same simple errors again and again, and you have something relevant.

Ahem! You were saying... about my poor English... And how is 'par for the course' any less cliched than 'throw the book at them'? Hahahahahahah

There's three in one post. I also know the mistake I made, and don't usually make it. if you can tell me what you need to do to fix these sentences, you're far more proficient than I thought you were.

Why bother? If you were worth the effort I would but it is only you who considers the grammar of the post an issue, not I. Once again, you have won and have the last word, albeit perhaps not in chronological order but I will repeat it here to save you replying to this post...'were.'

I hope this isn't the poorly concealed dig at your colleague and role model WB that it looks like, pheelyks. it looks like you need all the help you can get right now.

No, this is you taking a quote completely out of context. It's sad, really, when you have to sink to this sort of thing to try to make a point that is obviously untrue.

All we can do is feel deeply sorry for editor75.

who's "we," WB? do you mean you and your sock puppets, or have you split your female and male personas into different entities?

Ignoring anything of substance and continuing with meaningless attempts at schoolyard fights. Again. It's really getting old, don't you think?

judging by those pics, pheelyks, if I were you, I'd say as little about schoolyard fights as possible.

First, what does this even mean? I'm sure you think your implication is clear, but you're wrong. Again.

Second, still? Really?

Some guy - a complete waste of time - posted some photographs from the Internet and others have started talking nonsense. This isn't serious attitude. The guy EssayBrah must be banned for being straight pain in the neck.

don't worry about it, pheelyks. just hold onto your dreams of screenwriting fame (whatever that is) tightly, and pray that your smart-ass, bitter, pissy avatar doesn't get the real you into any serious trouble.

I'm not worried, it's just annoying that you post things no one understands, are asked for clarification that you refuse to provide, and then complain that no one hear listens to or understands you. You're ignorant on many different levels.

right on the heels of


-- classic. keep 'em coming.

Once again, you've found a rather insignificant error (and not the one you think it is, either). Failing to delete a word when I changed the wording of a sentence is hardly in the same ballpark as failing to make myself clear and ignoring anything of substance. Like you're still doing.

once again, is right. and enough of your excuses. if you're going to set yourself up as the arbiter of English here, you'd better start proofreading.

I have never set myself up as the "arbiter of English." Anyone is welcome to pick up a dictionary or grammar guide and decide for themselves if the errors I point out are indeed errors according to established rules of usage. I have also never claimed to be perfect, and I do not pick on typos or other similar errors in anyone's posts.

If you're going to set yourself up as someone who actually gives a s-i*, you ought to trying knowing some s-i* first.

like I said, keep 'em coming. it's like home run derby up in here.

Look up "arbiter," then look at essaybrah's posts for the numerous objective errors in grammar, sentence structure, and word usage that I highlighted before making this comment.

Maybe you think taking quotes out of context is akin to a "home run derby" of Internet winning, but a lot of us like actual information.

I usually just ignore such errors, because after all, it's a ******* message board.

but if someone sets themselves up as an arbiter of English, I'm going to be the first to snipe, every time. while you're collecting stalkers, I'm laughing my ass off. cheers!

I always do.


Again, never happened.


If by "collecting stalkers" you mean "had a guy google my username," then I guess your statement isn't completely inaccurate....

Oh give me a break.. Who the **** are you? I AM PERRY GAMSBY! OHHH SEARCH ME ON GOOGLE GUYS! IT APPEARS! Probably the only thing that's shown up for you in a long time.

I don't have to reveal myself just to put you down. You're low enough as it is and hardly worth anything.

Guess what though? Regardless of your 'accomplishments', I'm still going to lead a substantially more comfortable life than your books could EVER bring you.

Unlike you, I don't actively seek other peoples approval to valuate myself. Unlike you of course.

And I don't need you to dismiss me, you old fat bag of regrets. I'll leave when I see FIT. Which evidently, you haven't seen much of, judging by the look of that neck or whatever that is.

Thank you for your attention and comments, they are much appreciated. If nothing else they vindicate my statement that you are a coward. I must say it amuses me that I am such a locus of control over your emotions that you see fit to attack me right off the bat. Have a lovely day.

Haha attack you? Please. Merely stating facts. And yes i have much more to lose revealing my identity, as opposed to you of course.

Control? Please, once again, you've gotten ahead of yourself, like your cholestrol.

Go get some exercise tubby.

You don't want your child to grow up without daddy do you?

But then again, it might be better off not catching the "stupid". Oh wait, too late, your genes.

Haha it really tickles me how you find joy in revealing your identity to anyone, expecting people to care. Retard.

Your 2 liners aren't a show of composure, as you'd like people to think. Haha pathetic.

Go crawl back to your hole, or mail ordered bride. Whatever its called.

I like how you know everything i've said is true and you can't do anything about it.

Nice Perry Gamsby. You're definitely a winner.

Have a lovely da... wait a minute, have a donut. Or whatever it is you people eat.

What's the matter Perry? Mummy and Daddy didn't give you any attention? Children in school didn't give a **** about you?

Wait, don't tell me.. YOU WERE THE COOL KID! YOU HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS! OH GOSH! SILLY ME! HOW COULD I NOT HAVE SEEN THE SIGNS! BORN LEADER RIGHT HERE! PERRY GAMSBY GUYS! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF PERRY GAMSBY???

You're gonna say that aren't you? Save it.

Pathetic. Your wife and child not giving a crap about you?

Aww Perry, its alright, as long as you continue writing your books, and earn that money, they'll hang around. That was part of the contract wasn't it?

Cholestrol's the only one you can be sure that's bound to stick to you.

You are sad, but I forgive you. I understand how this is the only place you can get any sense of value for yourself and if that means you attempt to insult me and my family then so be it. Once again, thank you for your comments and I appreciate the time and effort you have expended to reply. As the man said, if I don't accept the gift of your abuse then guess who is left with all that spite and vitriol... you.

I just sent you a PM so do check your inbox. I also just had an epiphany and figured out why you have this hate thing for me. I am genuinely sorry about what happened to you to make you go off like this and I hope one day you will receive justice. Until then, if it makes you feel better, go right ahead. I can take it. Perry

In this context one would write prejudiced, not prejudice.

Yes, they would. Is there a reason you need to quote him quoting me to make this point to essaybrah?

So, have you forgotten the time when you were a kid and your parents were bent over the kitchen table with you trying to teach you your homework? Remember what happened when your parents could not get you to learn the lesson? Yup. They did the work for you. You did not consider it illegal then. Then, there was the case of the homework or project that you left for the very last minute to spring on your parents? Yeah, they worked overtime while you slept to make sure that you would not get a failing mark by doing the work for you. You ungrateful person ! Would you consider what they did for you unethical or illegal? The only difference is, they did not ever get any thanks from you. While the writers demand payment for helping a student. It's only fair. You can be the biggest slacker in the world and you won't have to worry, not as long as we writers are here to help you get the grade you don't deserve, but paid to get.

Is it unethical? Obviously. Does that mean that clients (or writers) "deserve to be scammed"? Obviously not. Nobody is sitting for anybody else's medical or engineering or pilot's licensing exams; so nobody's ever going to be harmed in the future because college students decided to have some of their essays ghostwritten for them, much less "killed" (as suggested by the OP). The vast majority of what college students learn in school comes from their absorbing lectures and studying for their exams. Very little is learned from having to write assigned essays that most students regard as nothing more than annoying chores and fulfill them by doing little more than paraphrasing enough material from whatever random related sources they can find until they've satisfied the assigned word count. Chances are my clients actually learn more about the topic of their essays from just reading what I provide than they would from cobbling together material from their own attempts at research.

Once they graduate, most students will never again have to use any of the formal research or writing skills that these projects are intended to teach; and, generally, most college graduates won't ever be writing anything much longer than an email or short synopsis of issues in their future jobs. Those students who are comfortable with and/or enthusiastic about research and writing don't typically outsource their writing assignments; and those who aren't comfortable with and/or enthusiastic about writing don't typically take jobs that emphasize writing, let alone in any capacity that could ever get anybody "killed."

This self proclaimed "notable" author claims to be a writer of import but fails to establish any writing credibility in any of his social media and employment link profiles. He is just like all other writers here, a ghost writer trying to earn a living by writing for other people. So do not believe his claims of being on the level. His ire was probably directed at students who refused to hire him for overpricing or something.

By the way, no student who uses writing services can end up killing someone in the future. If he isn't studying, he is eventually going to fail his course, regardless of the papers written for him. He is not going to pass his tests, which carry more weight than any research paper grade that is written for him. Nobody passes a class based on essays alone. If anyone has passed college classes based on research and essay submissions alone, please tell us how you did it. I am sure everyone here would be interested to learn how it is done. Right?

Agreed.

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