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"I enjoy life and am not suicidal."

That's a real shame WRT - but, fingers crossed for the future eh?

Oh but you have nor said - where is your EVIDENCE that I am Melissa? Where is your evidence that you add anything to the world and that the world would not be a better place without you?

Well?

I'm waiting...

WHAT A RETARDED TOSSER YOU ARE!!!!

Tssss

Idiot!

Melissa I salute you!

If all these retards hate you so much, then you are certainly someone far better than your vile pig retard attackers!

Ever heard of a straw man argument WRT? Ever heard of paranoid delusions? Ever heard of persecution of the innocent? Evere heard of witchhunts?

No of course not - because YOU ARE A RETARD!

Good for you Melissa to have got all these little boys in such a tizzy fit!

LAYCYAAC!!!

Why are you, `I am not Melissa,' so invested in this? If you are to be believed, none of this has anything to do with you.

Were you, Oxbridge, persecuted by any here? Did anyone call you a witch or a warlock?

Stop being such a Mr. Meddle busybody. If you are not Melissa, then why interfere?

WRT - you piece of slime!

I can and do post whatever and whenever and wherever I want.

If someone accuses me of something - then I respond. Yes that is libel, persecution, a witch hunt of the innocent (look it up retard ignorant boy) - and yes, it is wrong to accuse others of being people they are not and doing things they haven't done.

But hey - don;t let the facts get in the way of a good peasant shouting match eh! No doubt sados like you feel superior in your bullying.

I do not care. This is a message board. Call me whatever you want, I shall call you a C for it. Suits me fine.

I most certainly do NOT have to justify myself to a retarded little s-brain like you, for sure.

And WHY are you on here? Are you Melissa? No. So **** off then c. OK?

AND please admit that you have NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER for calling me Melissa in Australia.

PLEASE LOOK UP 'EVIDENCE' IN A DICTIONARY BEFORE PROCEEDING RETARD BOY OR YOU MAKE MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF YET AGAIN!

So PUT UP OR SHUT UP little C-sucker boy.

How can I, or anyone, argue with the Superior Being? Your post, as always, is highly persuasive.

I thought that the Brits were always calm and collected.

I think you forgot Santa Clause.

AsianWriter 0 I am calm and collected, but can insult morons when I choose - as Churchill insulted Hitler, or Shakespeare's good characters insulted the bad ones.

And please - it is not a good thing to stereotype. I could say: "I thought southeast Asians were always working in chop suey restaurants, and marrying their cousins and saying things like 'me no speaky Ing-gwish' and 'me likey special flied lice...ah soh...'" Oh and they always wear thick glasses - or as they may say gwass-ses.

As I said before to the liar retard scum on here:

People should PUT UP OR SHUT UP (this is a political expression used by many over the past century including Churchill actually - it means 'give the evidence or butt out'). I repeat:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

ROFLMAO Do you mean antagonists and protagonists? That's what those of us who have actually studied English lit, call them :)

PUT UP OR SHUT UP, WRT SCUM BOY.

Like you have ever read Shakespeare!!!!! LMFHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA! Best laugh of the day that!

I'm glad I entertained you. Least I can do.

Melissa, whatever compelled you to act so unethically? Do you know that you no longer have a future in this industry?

Tweeting soon :) Am amazed at how many loved the tweeting idea and are going to act upon it.

Part I: OxbridgeExpert - A Lesson in Social Grace and Etiquette (you were raised by wolves?):

WRT

Working on an Enclopedia of Bad Language and Slang? Thanks God there is plenty of data

Part II: Who is OxbridgeExpert?

"Truth is incontrovertible, ignorance can deride it, panic may resent it, malice may destroy it, but there it is."

WRT

You're my hero. That's hilarious!

You could say that... but you'd be wrong. First of all, chopsuey was invented by the Americans, not the Chinese. I think it was way back in the 1940's. It was an attempt by some Americans to imitate Chinese cooking. After that, the Chinese started to claim it as their own, and the Americans let them. In fact, "chopsuey" isn't even a Chinese word.

And... I'm Filipino, not Chinese. Everything you mentioned in your statement was an insult to China, not to the Filipinos. Now, if you had said "little brown banana eaters", that would be an insult to us. But then, if you called us that, I'd have to defend my race and call you an "abo". I think you know what that means, don't you?


But isn't that what you've been doing to the Americans? Why do you keep contradicting yourself?

OxbridgeExpert Part III - The Rewriting of History
You stupid delusional fools! History is not based on facts!!!!!!!!!!! History is founded upon OxbridgeExpert's illusions. Forget everything you learnt at your stupid schools, you illiterate fools. OxbridgeExpert writes history and should you want to save yourselves from a life of perpetual ignorance, you'd better study this:

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of the outrageous fortune of being born a Melissa
Or to take arms against the forum fools
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That I am heir to, just for having been born a Melissa. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to suffer the night terrors which arise from dreaming of Melissa

While many have been known to live and die by the truth, a certain poster lives by motto: "I cannot tell what the truth may be, I tell the tale as it best suites me."

That poor poster has probably never heard of Sir Walter Scott's warning to all liars: "What a tangled web we weave when we first practice to deceive." It is a tangled web, indeed, as liars need good memories and someone here does not have that :( Hence, the poor poster has tied herself up in knots.

Hey, stu4, the sniveling punk, I'm still waiting on that "evidence" of yours. Post it, COWARDLY LIAR!

WritersBeware - the biggest BS merchant on here ever - please TELL US about your connection with the essay site *********. Do you deny that you are connected with it? That would be EXTREMELY relevant to the fact that you libel and malign so many other essay sites on here - your cometition, non? Just another corrupt and retarded American I guess - from the United States of Retards.

WRT - you are an obsessive moron retard who THINKS he knows history but is just another ignorant and ill-read mediocrity. You ALSO take remarks out of context (a sure sign of a liar and desperate loser in any debate) - for example, you NOWHERE mention that when I states 'I am Melissa' it was CLEARLY said ironically as a response to your absurd accusations. But then, we all know you are a liar and a deceitful BS merchant too. To be expected from a liar like you I suppose. I pity your mother; it must have been hard when her father raped her to produce a runt like you.

Arrogant Alex20 - you are just another Slavic slave boy to others. I pity you. You will stay a moron all your life because you refuse to learn that you are wrong. Ukraine - ah yes - and what is your biggest export? Oh yes - cheap w*0res! You must be so proud! I see you are sucking arse too in your great w*0re tradition - suck suck suck littel boy. No shame. Pathetic.

Asian Writer - you are obviously not learning from my posts and would prefer to feel secure by joining the gange of liars on here and accusing me of being Melissa. Typical Phillipino w*0re really. Why mention the word 'abo'? I have told you AGAIN AND AGAIN that I am not Melissa - but you prefer to side with the liars and morons and illiterates. Typical Philippino w*0re, as I said.

I pity you all. Sad, sick, retarded, mentally deranged losers. No wonder you're all unemployable!

Stu4 - the ONLY other intelligent poster on here. How jewels stand out in a pile of shi!

As Stu4 so rightly says, there is NO EVIDENCE other than the rantings of a sad gang of retards that I am called Melissa and live in Australia. And yet, these retards think this accusation they make without evidence is evidence! MY GOD! I pity anyone who has the misfortune to waste their money buying an essay written by these ignorant illiterates. They must just give and opinion in an essay - and consider that is evidence in itself! NEVER buy an essay from these illiterate retards, people. Make a point; then give evidnence: if you can't do that YOU CANNOT WRITE AN ESSAY WORTH READING! And I say that as a highly educated and literate academic. YOU ALL FAIL!

WRT - READ YOUR OWN (GOOGLED) WORDS:

"While many have been known to live and die by the truth, a certain poster lives by motto: "I cannot tell what the truth may be, I tell the tale as it best suites me."

YES AND THAT POSTER IS YOU WRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You tell a tale (that I am supposedly called Melissa, am female, live in Australia - all three WRONG) and keep lying and maligning me because you in your thick sick little mind CANNOT ACCEPT that you are wrong. Your opinion is NOT the truth you retard! WritersBeware always does this too - accuses people of things, then when they deny it, takes that as evidence of the rightness of his libellous accusations!

You really are an uneducated bunch of retarded tossers. SAD SAD SAD. But funny too. Because when you insult Melissa, you do not insult me; and when you threaten her, you do not threaten me either; when you say you'll do this or that to Melissa it DOES NOT AFFECT ME IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!! Can you not see how truly PATHETIC that makes you in your little mob! You RETARDS! SOOOOOO SAD! Funny too though - for me, laughing AT you. HA HA HA! Such deluded souls!

I suppose this kind of disregard of evidence is why you Americans are only best in the world at one thing: MURDERING INNOCENT 'NI#$ERS' (as you would say like the racist inbred scum you are)!

And WRT - ALL my points on history and the English language are correct. Just because most here do not believe them does NOT prove they are wrong; in fact, quite the contrary - when retarded and ignorant morons say what one says is wrong, then that proves one is right - or at least suggest it very strongly.

And WRT - and idiot can Google and copy and paste quotes from literature. REAL idiots post quotes that show them for the hypocrites they are. But you retard, you CANNOT EVEN SPELL THE WORD 'INDEPENDENT'!!! So your opinion counts for nothing! By the way, I have actually READ Shakespeare and Walter Scott - unlike you, Google w*0re.

AS WB SAYS:

"I'm still waiting on that "evidence" of yours. Post it, COWARDLY LIAR!"

PRACTISE WHAT YOU PREACH LIARS AND SCUMBAGS!

You have postedNO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER - and I mean EVIDENCE, not your twisted, paranoid, mental patient opinion and lies masquerading as fact - that I am Melissa, live in Australia, or even that I am female! So you RETARDS, as Churchill said to scum like you:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

Only two people worth reading on here: me and Stu4

I know, you see, that WritersBeware is connected with *********, and also that most posters on this site are connected with essay sites (visitors here should please take note), and moreover that THIS SITE ITSELF is owned and run by SCAM essay site owners.

They are facts you see - not opinions or lies.

If you think I am someone I am not THEN POST THE EVIDENCE! Difficult thing ro do that, because THERE IS NONE! I know that doesn't stop you fat stupid Americans from starting wars or frying innocent ni#$ers for crimes they did not do - but I am not in the United States of A (THANK GOD!) I am in the UK - the true creator of the law, democracy and all that is best in the modern world. What are Americans best at? Cheating, lying, being fat and ugly, producing the ugliest w*0re women in the world, shooting innocent people, starting wars based on lies... Anything else? Errrr... NO. What sad bunch of retards you are. I pity you.

So retards I shall say again:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

A GOOD FACT IS WORTH REPEATING:

For me it's simple - one idiot claimed personX is Melissa. Then another idiot (related to the first one) said he agrees. Then their buddy confirmed it (only because he wants to feel better about himself and is looking for friends).

Of course the volume of posts of the three stooges is greater than one poster's posts (even though s/he sent several KO punches LOL). But it doesn't change the fact the three stooges are and will always be wrong.

Asian Writer said:

"First of all, chopsuey was invented by the Americans, not the Chinese. I think it was way back in the 1940's. It was an attempt by some Americans to imitate Chinese cooking. After that, the Chinese started to claim it as their own, and the Americans let them. In fact, "chopsuey" isn't even a Chinese word."

Yes I know ALL of that matey - nowhere did I say Chop Suey was a Chinese dish or word, but the word is used to describe a culture actually - Chop Suey Culture.

Kowtow IS a Chinese word, however - and that is what you are doing to the liars and idiots here.

You said you were Asian - that can mean so many things. In the UK it means Indian or Pakistani; in the United States of Racists it means Chinese or Korean usually. As your language use was obviously south-east Asian I presumed you were Chinese. I am so sorry. I should have called you a banana-munching Philippino ladyboy cheap little c-sucking w*0re instead. Tell, did your catholic priest rape you? I hear that's a Philippino tradition - raping little boys. No wonder they dress up and become lady boys! You'd love The United States of Pdos for SURE!

Do not forget, I am massively educated in language and history. You need tro learn MY lessons, NOT vice-versa.

Or stay ignorant little lady boy and spend your life saying 'me love you long time' to fat sex tourists fro the United States of Child Rapists. Your choice.

Some don't need to google it. Some quotes were part of our dumbed down education.


You sorry sod.


The forum strays ... I hate to say this but even Stu4 is a cut above you.

Hey ... want to bet that you will be vanishing from the forum soon. Trouble is a-brewing, lassie.

And don't waste so much time writing up long posts ... we only ever skim over them for a good laugh.


Would the three stooges be you, Alexei and Yuri?


"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."


You are going to feel so idiotic soon :) Stewey, we know what we know and you, boy, are clueless.

Stewey ... how many identities did you ascribe to WB to date? Have you proved any of them? No, I didn't think so. As usual, you are clueless.

Melissa and Stewey, start pm'ing each other and take your sickening love affair somewhere private, please.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

2 WITCH. Fillet of the fenny Stu4,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Newt-like Eye of a Melissa, and her frog-like toes,
Wool of scammers, and tongue of liars,
Lizardy Stu's crooked leg, and the Melissa bat's wing,-
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Trouble's coming to the scammers and their world's will be turned upside down.

Yours Disrespectfully,
What A Retarded Tosser



"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name." Stewey and Oxbridge have made the effort and are, deservedly, titled Forum Liar One and Forum Liar Two.

WRT - I do not waste my time reading your retarded posts, so you are just wasting your time spouting your lies on here.

No evidence again I see - Just more attempts to malign and threaten, and accuse others of being people they are not and doing what they have not done.

GOOD FOR MELISSA - for her to have an enemy of retards on here makes her my FRIEND! I hope she puts a spell on all you scumbags. He he he!

As I said before WRT Retard boy:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

SHUT UP EH? YOU ARE MAKING SUCH A FOOL OF YOURSELF TOSSER BOY

BUT EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE MOST NOISE EH?

ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE PLEASE THAT WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE. JUST ONE PIECE OF REAL - AND I MEAN REAL - EVIDENCE

Oh but there I NONE! So you just spout your vomit and **** and lies out of that a|hole called your mouth because because you do not know what else to do - SAD SAD SAD!

A GOOD FACT IS WORTH REPEATING:

For me it's simple - one idiot claimed personX is Melissa. Then another idiot (related to the first one) said he agrees. Then their buddy confirmed it (only because he wants to feel better about himself and is looking for friends).

Of course the volume of posts of the three stooges is greater than one poster's posts (even though s/he sent several KO punches LOL). But it doesn't change the fact the three stooges are and will always be wrong.

QED

Here I sit
Nobody with no one
And bein me
Ain't really all that fun
And lying wasn't very smart
Admitting I was wrong wouldn't be so hard

If it was cool to be a fool
I'd be the hippest guy around
If stupidity made you famous
I'd be known from town to town
If lies were made of pennies and fraud paid off
My bank account and self esteem would both be in the black
If some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad
About some guy who lost
His sense
Hey I could be a star
If it was cool to be a fool

But we all know
The way it really is
You don't get recognized
For doin things like this
You spend a lot of time
Feelin sorry for yourself
It doesn't really mean that much to anybody else

Wow...

QED = "Quasi-educated"

OxbridgeExpert is a dummy dumb dumb.

Read all her posts: QED

Melissa is a dishonest person who has no respect for copyright laws, fair trade, etc.

QED
QED
QED

Outwitted, outclassed, but too much of a dummy dumb dumb to know it.
Exposed, but too much of a dummy dumb dumb to know it.

Dummy dumb dumb, remember this: "Good girls don't cry." When drowning in your tears, remember that had you been a good little girlie girl, you wouldn't be wailing and bemoaning your sorry fate.

Your Disrespectfully,
What A Retarded Tosser

WRT is a retarded scumbag moron as he has well proved on here.

QED

YOU LOSE. I WIN.

WRT THE ILLITERATE IGNORANT SCUMBAG LACKEY LICKSPITTLE OF WB IS WELL AND TRULY RATTLED!

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong again, racist ABO! It's spelled "Filipino", not "Philippino". I thought you were educated. Apparently not.

And even amongst South-East Asians, there are a lot of differences in the way we write. Chinese, Filipinos and Indians write differently. There is nothing similar about the way we write; so, you can't simply say that the "language use was obviously south-east Asian". There's no such thing. Stop claiming that you know anything about Asia, unless, of course, you're from Australia, our next door neighbor.

You said, "I should have called you a banana-munching Philippino ladyboy cheap little sucking w*0re instead"... Ouch! Such prim and proper language for the highly educated Brit. Or maybe, you come from a country which used to be a "penal colony" for murderers and rapists... That would explain your outbursts, wouldn't it, Abo?

Again, in your usual racist tone, you said, "Tell, did your catholic priest rape you?" Actually, no. But I'll bet your dear old dad did it to you. Poor you. No wonder you look so unloved in your photos, Abo. And to think that I tried to defend you when WB posted your photos here. You're not worth it.

Here's another stupid statement of yours, "No wonder they dress up and become lady boys! You'd love The United States of Pos for SURE!" Statistics in my country show that roughly 70% of the pd*philes caught in my country come from the UK and Australia; not the USA. Hmmm... Come to think of it, weren't you one of them?

Listen Abo... You've already proven that you know nothing about the English language. You're a moron! How can you even manage an English writing site with your temper and your lack of English speaking skills? You write more like an ESL than I do... Oh... I'm sorry... Abos are ESLs... My bad.

Calling people 'Abo' (for Aborigine) is the WORST racist insult you can use in Australia. However, I am not Australian and so do not care if you choose to expose yourself as a little racist Asian - the Asians are probably only matched in their utter racism by the Americans.

You Asian Writer will stay stupid all your life - and your English and education will never improve. Do I care? No. Your 'friend' in Aberdeen is a moron too - no wonder he is your boyfriend ladyboy loser. You are so insecure you just agree with the crowd - typical Asian. You really are just like ants, aren't you...

Have you posted ANY evidence that I am Melissa and Australian? No. So you believe things with no evidence? Yes. YOU ARE THEREFORE A MORON

WRT, WB, ASIANIDIOT et al - YOU ALL LOSE. I WIN.

SAD SAD SAD

NOW I SHALL LEAVE YOU TO ROT IN YOUR SCUMBAG CESSPIT.

Ummm...usually, if there has actually been a victory of some sort, you don't have to tell people. The fact that you have to keep asserting that you have won is a testament to the emptiness of your arguments.


If only we'd actually seen the last of you. Somehow, I doubt you'll e able to resist another round.

By the way, making everything you write bold kind of ruins the emphasis. I'll explain in more detail later (I'm a little busy now), but basically it's like a two-year old who screams so much that no one pays attention when it's really screaming.

Phleeksie believes that an accent and a dialect and the same thing! Hehehe! WHAT A RETARD!

AND I am still waiting for any evidence you care to post loser yto show i am someone called Melissa in Australia. You are obviously used to believing in lies for which there is no evidence - and thus ALL of your posts are invalid arguments.

As I said retard:

YOU LOSE. I WIN.

Of course, WritersBeware is connected to the essay scam site ********* - care to ask him to deny it eh?

You people really are sheep aren't you?

KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEATEN LOSER BOY - AND DO TRY TO LEARN HOW TO USE ENGLISH TO A BASIC LEVEL IN YOUR LIFE, AT LEAST

Fool.