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Jun 01, 2016 | #1
3,000 BCE: Writing is invented in Mesopotamia and Ancient Egypt
800 BCE: Homer (his real name) writes the Iliad and the Odyssey
500 BCE: Sophocles writes tragic plays that depress everyone, including the students who are forced to study them well into the 21st century
450 BCE: Herodotus writes the first history book which ends, like all others since that time, in 1965
400 BCE: Aristophanes writes 40 plays, but most are terrible and only eleven survived the cut
300 BCE: Aristotle becomes the first, but not the last, student of Plato to doubt his wisdom and writes about it in his famous treatise, "Why Plato is full of it."
200-100 BCE: A number of essays are written in Japan but no one notices
1572 CE: Frenchman Michel de Montaigne becomes the first writer in history to describe his writings as "essays," derived from the French infinitive essayer, meaning "How can I make a quick buck without doing any real work?"
1950 CE: American schools begin assigning essays as an "educational tool"
1959 CE: Professor Verb writes his first essay, "Why I deserve a bigger allowance" (the ice cream man had just raised his price to 6 cents for ONE Popsicle -- if you can imagine)
1963-1971 CE: American students revolt against "the System," purportedly because of the Vietnam War and Civil Rights but secretly because of all of the essays they would have to write otherwise
1997 CE: TurnItIn is established, effing it up for everyone
800 BCE: Homer (his real name) writes the Iliad and the Odyssey500 BCE: Sophocles writes tragic plays that depress everyone, including the students who are forced to study them well into the 21st century
450 BCE: Herodotus writes the first history book which ends, like all others since that time, in 1965
400 BCE: Aristophanes writes 40 plays, but most are terrible and only eleven survived the cut
300 BCE: Aristotle becomes the first, but not the last, student of Plato to doubt his wisdom and writes about it in his famous treatise, "Why Plato is full of it."
200-100 BCE: A number of essays are written in Japan but no one notices
1572 CE: Frenchman Michel de Montaigne becomes the first writer in history to describe his writings as "essays," derived from the French infinitive essayer, meaning "How can I make a quick buck without doing any real work?"
1950 CE: American schools begin assigning essays as an "educational tool"
1959 CE: Professor Verb writes his first essay, "Why I deserve a bigger allowance" (the ice cream man had just raised his price to 6 cents for ONE Popsicle -- if you can imagine)
1963-1971 CE: American students revolt against "the System," purportedly because of the Vietnam War and Civil Rights but secretly because of all of the essays they would have to write otherwise
1997 CE: TurnItIn is established, effing it up for everyone
