I have the feeling you'd be happy with them wearing arm-bands, you fascist.


here's my point-- it's fine for a writer to do a job, and not have to admit where they're from, if they know the basics of the English language. it should all be so simple. but here we have obvious failures like MarsVictor, who has no right communicating in written English until he brushes up on subject-verb agreement, countable vs. non-countable nouns, a/an/the, and other English basics. Ignoring these basics, which most elementary school level Native English speakers have long since mastered, will throw off any college-level professor-- especially if you ignore the basics of the language in favor of forced, artificially flowery, incorrect English. hiding behind linguistic diversity would be fine, if this misuse of English were a type of linguistic diversity acceptable in collegiate circles.

MarsVictor, you are not fooling anyone. a PhD in English? you can't even tell countable from non-countable nouns yet. you still need ESL lessons; anyone who hires you is a fool.

I was just wondering. it's hardly discriminatory to ask a question; in fact, it's quite the opposite. if you don't want to answer, that's your business.

the bottom line is, your business isn't here. take it to essaychat. oh, and good luck with that PhD.

if you could find a way to make fewer excuses, you'd probably save on the shrink, too.


I have taken private clients as referrals from friends, and I have always given them top priority, because dealing with friends is much different from dealing with a company. I felt that there was more on the line, so I charged more, tightened the time-frame, and tried to do a better job than I did on the company jobs.

one the other hand, if it's no one you know, from some anonymous chat-room, for example, I'd imagine the incentive declines somewhat.

btw (and also as a note to potential customers of hacks poaching here), this is not an industry in which one can guarantee anything. writers who guarantee results = massive red flag

you're from the Philippines, I presume?

take your spam to essaychat.

you sound desperate for business... and you'd have to be, to look for it here. this is not an advertising forum. take it to essaychat.

if you were really interested, Marsvictor, you may know that pheelkys no longer shows his sorry face here.

...but you're not really interested. you're here to offer your own services and pester this forum with jeffry.glyndwr@gmail ads.

here in the Wild Wild West of essayscam, justice is "an eye for an eye."

I will, therefore, now spam jeffry.glyndwr by sending mass messages, signing up for free stuff using this email, and adding it to spam lists, so that it will soon be over-run. get ready for some donkey prOn, you unethical poacher. get your clients elsewhere.

I invite others reading this to do the same-- take a little extra time, and get some free justice. let's bury "Jeffry" in spam.

thanks, and cheers, "Jeffry!"

ugh. no one feels all warm and fuzzy helping you to cheat your way through school. this is about money.

btw, I've often wondered: how does it feel knowing you have a fraudlent degree?

FW treats his clients just as badly as pheelyks, maybe worse. they have the same snide, know-it-all tone. try convincing a know-it-all that they need to do revisions. "sorry, it wasn't in the instructions." keep up that page count, scumbag. it beats government work.


yes, I know that you're an ex-government hack and you live in some gentrified part of Bklyn. but don't flatter yourself: no one wants to stalk your boring ass.

apparently, though, although I know so much about you, you don't know that I'm apple pie as all ****. if you look up "All American," there's a picture of my grinning, corn-fed mug. assuming too much about a stranger, you creepo spook: it says more about you than it does about me.

in a perfect world, a struggling ESL writer may be as "honest and forthright" as you imagine. in the real world, this type of writer, already desperate, is not going to potentially kill a sale. it just doesn't make sense.

FW, I think the reason you won't take a walk in this writer's shoes, and try taking your own advice about disclosure, is that you're here to compete for clients.

I know WB's glass house is vacant, and it's tempting, but at your age, I would find squatting embarrassing. the next time you want to give ESL writers boring, fascist advice they won't take, try keeping it to yourself.

why would a writer potentially kill a sale by warning a customer of their language non-status? get real.

if the customer has language issues and is nervous about their professor, they should change the paper to match their voice. your writer cannot intuit your language quirks.

speaking of psychological issues, Uncle Tom, you're from Pakistan, right?

yes, you included the "unintentional..." but a gaff is a fish-hook, you idiot.


the League of Extraordinary Retards?

you can justify even the lamest excuse, WB. it's too bad that no one will give you any prizes for this talent, because it's useless.


priseless!


hmm...

excuses, excuses... the reality is that you made the statement, and now it's too late to edit. right after I identified your obsession with getting forum members' personal info, you wallowed in that very obsession. I suppose you just couldn't help it.


thanks, but I have too much work to do.

keep up the good fight, toots. and remember... dream big.

see, Scholar, isn't that reassuring?

before you connect too many dots, WB, I'd get working on Research Done having a working phone number and/or customer service interface. it's looking pretty two-bit; I'd be embarrassed, "if I worked for them." ;)

...says one of the dirtiest purveyors of misinformation, disinformation, and propaganda on this board.

this is supposed to be an anonymous forum. you know who should require order numbers for complaints? Research Done. They have some sort of customer interface option on their website, right?

Scholar-- be careful. WB has a tendency to try to get personal info in order to quasi-cyber-stalk forum members. if you tell WB (who likely works for Research Done) your order number, you can also kiss your anonymity goodbye. there are other ways to identify your paper as real, without potentially giving up your personal info to a stranger with mental problems.

I don't know how you act in real life, WB, but once again, the online you is coming off like a mean, delusional control-freak with some very deep mental and emotional problems. you don't know my economic situation, and what limited info you have about where I work, you can't use to get me fired. have fun making empty threats on the internet.

I find it creepy when you find something humorous-- such as your obsession with making up stuff about my life and earnings.

really, what good can that possibly do you? do you think I'm going to believe your story over my own experience? what an egotist you must be.

go ahead and keep hating, though, WB. I'll keep signing checks.

your denial is a little bit funny, but mostly, just sad.

now, I've given you the link. go jump on your colleague, FW, because he's committed the same heinous crime of (correctly) identifying himself as an "academon writer."

unfortunately, the mods have deleted your original threat to have my academon account closed down.

you can split hairs all you want: the fact is, I work for them, despite your delusions of grandeur that there's something you can do about that.

powerless idiot: here is your co-worker FW calling himself an academon writer: Academon.com views.

vituperative, caustic, sad liar: here's me "bragging" about my academon account: Should I bother with Academon?

you've failed. have a nice day.

royalties paycheck = I work for them = I write for them

maybe you're better at math than English?

so, they didn't give you specifics, but you know for a fact that I'm lying? good trick.

keep splitting hairs. we both know you threatened the account.

I have pre-written papers on file at academon, which sell on a royalty basis. I write for them. they pay me. are you being this obtuse on purpose, or are you just dumb?

you issued the threat before you realized I'd call you for not following through.

as for the $30K, that's easy: $100 a month is how much I make on the pre-written papers I sell through academon now. those papers are now five to eight years old. when fresh, the papers sold in greater quantities, bringing totals up over the first few years. during the last five years or so, I've made about $10K. during the first three, it was a lot more-- and the total? yep, around $30K.

...and climbing. once again, thanks for exposing your powerlessness when confronted with anything approaching a real challenge, rather than the fish in a barrel you are used to, you obnoxious moron.

imagine being a manager at academon. suddenly, some nutball from the internet tells you that you have to kill a golden goose of yours, just because. what would you do?

you have delusions, WB. the evidence is adding up.

in bold, you look even more like an idiot. I'll let you know when I get my next payment.

it's been about eight years... maybe ten. you look like two ostriches with your heads in the sand, up there.

once again: until you have my tax returns and know who I am, watch what you assume. your miserable, bitter, wrong-headed assumptions say more about you than they do about me.

I never bragged about my academon account-- I have admitted that it is a very small royalty stream. as you know, I simply point out to you, from time to time, that my account still exists, and pays, to remind you of your lack of ability to follow through on your pathetic, empty threats.

do you see money as some sort of symbol of self-worth, WB? maybe that's why you had your weird power trip about shutting my academon account down.

anyway, despite your hopes and prayers, I'm as financially comfortable (and highly mobile) as ever. what must "really suck" is having a pathetic fantasy about a complete stranger on the internet being poor, with no proof, and for no discernible reason.

now, we've discussed projection before: it happens in a vacuum. I might say something like, "your weird power trip about my academon account," and go from there to, "you're crazy," or "you're delusional." but you don't have my tax returns. there's no way you know how much money I make; you don't know who I am. so, what you put in that vacuum, says more about you, than it does about me. do you understand more about projection now?

I hope so, WB. remember: being rich doesn't make you smart. but don't worry: I have enough money. it isn't everything... unless you don't have anything else.

no... the problem is that you find it acceptable to stab your customers in the back, potentially ruining their lives over a few bucks.

and speaking of reading comprehension,


the fact that you're a physical wreck is just gravy.

I'm glad you asked, and I'm not surprised that you feel degraded. let's get back to what's wrong: you seem to feel it is OK to squeal on your customers to their universities.

my lesson is that you're a parrot and a liar. it's a pretty easy review.

you posted in this thread about three hours before I did, Meo.

you appear to have the intelligence of a slightly retarded parrot. until you con enough customers out of their money to afford the ESL lessons you so desperately need, try very hard to remember the lesson you've learned today.

here is a common saying in English, Meo: "sarcasm is wasted on the stupid."

remember to repeat it 3 times.

priceless.

but granted, wide load, let's say that elves are actually bad, tough mfs. I'm confused-- so, you're saying that these bad-ss Legolas type elves are carrying you on the palanquin?

if so, I think you should change "forks" to "swords." if you know what I mean.

good, if a little redundant-- where do you get your material?


repeat it one more time for me, Meo. with language acquisition, I find that the third time's the charm.

very good. now I want you to consider the fact that when I posted, the thread had already been resurrected, and, therefore, was quite fresh... far from "died."


thanks-- now I can finally get some sleep.


fine, then-- maybe you'd prefer "unprofessional accessory-turned-informant?" no again? hmm... how about "fat fairy?"

I hate to cut in uninvited, but I couldn't resist drawing attention to this little bit of whimsy. tell me, Pheelyks, in this fantasy of yours, do you realize what a fag you are?

don't worry, Lunchbox, at least you understand you're an informant. you're not beyond hope.

1. I say that you're a professional because you get paid. it's not like your poetry hobby, or your Burger King glass collection. technically, though, I admit that I may have made an error here, because your behavior as an informant is so unprofessional.

2. you're an accessory because you help people defraud their universities. you're not present at the moment of fraud, but you contribute to it... assuming that the client doesn't read your dreck beforehand, that is.