Dear Joe,

you owe me £300 for 2 essays that I wrote for you! I gave up my birthday to stay in on all weekend to write them at short notice and then you never paid! This was on December 15th 2006!!

You then promised to pay me in 5 installments of £60 over April 2007, but you did not.

The strange (or not so strange) thing is that you asked me to do the work and went through all of that without once mentioning how you would pay me or for my bank details. One can only assume that this is because you NEVER intended to pay me!

I have emailed your googlemail account and look forward to your swift response.

Regards,
Max