This is hilarious... and also informative as I am new to all of this as well as new to this particular forum (just signed up this morning), but have been reading threads for a couple of days. I think this posting alone will likely generate you more business than you can even handle, and rightly so. That being said, I am very interested in hiring you to write a paper for me. It's a long paper (30 pages double spaced) on the topic of PTSD. If you are interested or can recommend someone who may be interested, please do get back with me ASAP. I have researched prices online on many different sites and I am willing to pay what I believe to be a fair price, but that's something we can discuss later. Again, if you're interested or know anyone else, please let me know.
Thanks very much.