According to you I'm Ukrainian or Kenyan. :P
We have a number of languages
Captain Obvious.
and in that case
How does this follow in this sentence? It being the case that we have a number of languages ...? Fairly redundant really as you clearly stated, and it's fairly obvious, that we do. If you were referring to the first sentence on the other hand ...no wait, that still doesn't work. ^_^
I was commanding the website to reveal some details
If it was about my 'secret' identity you'll find my ID page reveals all.
Am I required to be fluent in PHP etc. in order to post on a forum about writing essays for students?
Why do you always think that people are talking to you even when they are commanding the computer?
Oh right. My bad. I'm
always assuming people are talking to me when they're actually busy programming. You clearly know best what I
always do in this circumstance. I'm so sorry I somehow assumed that your post in the forum addressed me. :P Next time perhaps you and your computer can talk via PM. ^_^