classic essays, wise essays - can these websites write legit essays?

Hi everyone I'm trying to get a Philosophy paper done. I was wondering if anyone has heard of any reviews or have ever ordered from the below websites.

classicessays.net
wiseessays.com

Hope to get some help. Thanks!

A sampling from this site:

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With essay writing service all your troubles will be moved to the second place

If you decide to entrust your headaches in the hands of essays writing company

The main thing that differs** us from other essay writing companies

All our writers have efficient experience

Apart from other similar companies who*** provide..."

And my personal favorite:

They can handle all inquires and will monitor your order starting from requesting custom-maid writing and ending with a complete paper.+

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*What the hell does that mean?
**Differentiates
***that
+Haha!!

I worked as a custom maid to put myself through school. I...I don't really like to talk about it.

I went through my masters with a former Playboy bunny (she showed us pictures). Her husband was a blind masseuse and she said she remembered her birth. Good grief.

so is this website not a scam?

Who knows? I tend to base my opinion of these companies on their Web content. If they can't get that right, they probably can't get your paper right either but that's a generality that other forum members will likely attack as being a generality.

Aren't you kind of generalizing about other forum members?

It is a generality, but it happens to be an extremely valid and proven generality in this particular industry. Rusty (editor75) tried to deny that fact, but-of course-failed miserably to prove his case, despite having promised to post the results of his little "investigation" of helpessays.com [DND*].

Well, I did work for Haig.

Classic essays is owned by Alex Muriuki. He has been known for quite some time in the academic writing circles as a scumbag and rip-off artist. He is conscious of the negative reviews for both his company and himself as he sees it all the time online. Growing with every passing day. However, the stupid students who still consider his services just ask him if the news if true and once he says it is fake, they hire him on the spot. Stupid kids. Only idiots would ignore the warning signs all over the web about this guy. The students get what they deserve.

I believe that this is the same person who is trying to run an essay writing company via LinkedIn. Is he this guy by any chance? ke.linkedin.com/in/alex-muriuki-94819776 There is also a con artist whose reputation is being represented at this link: brainchainmission.org/stay-clear-of-alex-muriuki-a-kenyan-crook/. The profiles match as being that of an academic writer or academic writing company owner. My guess is that it is the same person. For some reason he manages to keep the con going and now even has 20 writers under his employ. I wonder if the "borrowed money" was actually unpaid writer's fees.

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