My first experience with a college student paper writing service called "The-Essay::"

Hi all just wanna share my own personal experience with a college paper service called "The-Essay::" to show as proof whether or not they're really as good as they seem to be. I've just submitted an order for a 13 page essay about an hour ago to be delivered to me by 20-04-2011 02:00:00 am which i've paid $400USD for. 13 pages + extra 10 references. After doing a bit of research in this forum, I've requested for phlyks or Freelance Writer as they seem to be the more popular writers around here although i'm well aware i may not get them (I'm crossing my fingers that i'll do get 1 of them though!)

I'm pretty excited and anxious to see how the paper will turn out and will update everyone on the results and experience!

I won't be taking it, and as I've said many times you should NEVER place an order this large when you've never worked with a company or writer before. I am confident you'll receive a decent product (assuming someone takes your order), but there's no reason to make yourself this anxious.

wow thanks for the quick reply pheelyks though it wasn't the ideal answer i was looking for.. well unfortunately desperate times calls for desperate measures, I kinda need to do well on this paper but had been unable to do so due to personal family reasons and therefore am seeking this service as a solution to my problem~~

This should be interesting...

Also, you do know that this site is not meant to be used as a form of plagiarism, but instead a model on which to base your essay?

gambit:

This is NOT a reviews site.

1. You weren't scammed.

2. If your experience ends up being positive, you will have succeeded in promoting and/or positively reviewing the company, which is against the rules of this site.

WritersBeware: My apologies i did not have the original intention of promoting/condemning any company here. My sole purpose was to share my experience as this is the first time i'm using such a service which could prove useful to others in desperate need of help like me. I can see that this might unintentionally promote/condemn a college writer service. As I do not wish to break the rules on this forum, i will not post any results/reviews/experience on this site!

Cheers!

The same is true for every company operating in the United States. Plagiarism is illegal, as is producing or causing to be produced work that will be turned in for the academic credit of anyone other than the producer.

Ok WB, as this site is meant to promote the honesty and integrity of the company, I call B.S. I know that this site is not a scam, but in the same veinm everyone has the right to know what his experience. If this site is not capable of delivering what it says it is capable than this is two steps away from a Ukranian company-- regardless of whether or not he gets his money back s it is a form of false advertising. You are not breaking any rules by sharing your experience gambit and do not be cowed into thinking otherwise. There are many people out there who can learn from your experience, and I for one would be more than happy to hear it.

I'm well aware of that thanks guys!!

And that ladies and gentleman is what you get for writing too quickly.
Yay

No, it isn't. This site is expressly and explicitly for exposing scams, not promoting/recommending companies.


There are no "rights" here other than what the moderators choose to allow. This is a privately owned and operated site.

You're an idiot. Is the grocery store engaging in false advertising if you head down there with a coupon only to find that they've sold out of the item? Not all orders can be completed all the time--that's the nature of the industry.


Have you even read the rules?

No idiot,

Obviously the grocery store would not be held liable, however if the products on their shelf are expired, damaged or all around crap, then yes they are liable. I was not only referencing their ability to finish the order, but the quality of the product. Once again, you jump the gun. Good job!!!!.

You might think this clearly includes a discussion of quality, but it doesn't, especially in the context of a comparison with Ukrainian companies. You have some real problems with your writing, and until you address them you're going to keep being a mediocre thinker at best.

In the context of the Ukranian companies, they often deliver a ****** product at best, and steal your money at worst. If a *legitimate* company falls into the latter, this does not somehow negate that the customer did not receive what was obligated. If I go to Dairy Queen and order a burger (gross) and they give me something that resembles a piece of meatloaf, we have a problem Phee. Yes, I undoubtedly have to improve upon my writing skills, and I'll make sure to look to your succinctly written *mediocrity* as my template.

You're right, it doesn't. It also doesn't put the "legitimate" (why you use asterisks instead of quotation marks is something we can discuss later) two steps away from Ukrainian scam companies, as you originally said--it puts them on the same step. In context, the clearest interpretation of your statement was that failure to complete an order made a company only slightly better than a scam operation.


This is an adjective, not a noun. If it were going to be a noun in that sentence, it really ought to be plural. Baby steps...

I think I am in love with you Phee.
You are the one who used "a-holey" as an adjective.
Tongue, meet cheek.

side topic here but would we know which writer will be handling the orders? I've only got this so far from the website "There is currently a writer working on your order." but there isn't any serious clue/indication that there really is a somebody assigned to this job and is actually working on it.

That's called a neologism--I made up an adjective form for a noun that had no such form. You misused a word that already exists. These are very different things.


You clearly have no idea what the expression "tongue in cheek" means, as this makes absolutely no sense in context. Quit now, before your stupid starts to show even more.

dictionary.reference.com/browse/neologism

You are kind of a pretentious idiot pheek. This is not a new word, it was a ridiculous attempt at wit.

mediocrity/Noun
1. The quality or state of being mediocre.
2. A person of mediocre ability

"Tongue-in-cheek is a phrase used as a figure of speech to imply that a statement or other production is ironically intended and it should not be taken at face value"

Yea, my stupid is showing...

riiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhttttttt

Not in love with you. Once again, you fail. Nice try.

The two are not mutually exclusive, so you lose again. Idiot.

Explain how these definitions make sense in your sentence.


Precisely. Now explain how


is ironic.

I'm glad you've learned how to look things up. Now if we can just work on helping you understand definitions once you've found them....

* When I stated I would use your mediocrity as my template, it is a noun.



* Tongue in cheek is saying I am in love with you.

Any more questions, idiot?

You used it as a noun, incorrectly. This is easily shown by substituting the definitions for mediocrity that you provided for the word itself:

"I'll make sure to look to your succinctly written *quality or state of being mediocre* as my template."

or

"I'll make sure to look to your succinctly written *person of mediocre ability* as my template."

Neither of these make sense, because you were using a noun in an attempt to describe my writing--in other words, you were using a noun as an adjective. This is why you need to work on your writing--you don't even understand what you're doing half the time.


Yeah. Separating two related comments by a third unrelated comment is generally a bad way to get your point across. Have you taken a college level English course?

Aaaas, meet kick.

unfortunately at this moment of time, the events that have occurred over the last 10hours have left me much more anxious and worried than before..

I could have said your mediocre insults, your mediocre attempts at assisting people on this site, or your mediocre writing skills...

Forgive me for your lack of inferential abilities.

Yes, you could have used an adjective instead. Like I said.


If I didn't have "inferential abilities," I wouldn't have understood your sentence. Instead, I knew exactly what you were trying to say and so know exactly what mistake you were making. If you're lost again, scroll up and read from the beginning.

Do you enjoy getting spanked? Is that why you keep coming back?

I did NOT use it wrong pheeklys.

If I used brilliance instead,


instead, it would still be correct. Because I said *written* it references what you type on this forum.

And, yes, I do enjoy getting spanked-- but that is a whole other conversation.

Yes, you did. According to the very definitions of the word YOU provided, your use was incorrect. The fact that "brilliance" makes the sentence work does not mean "mediocrity" is correct, because brilliance has (amazingly enough, considering it's a completely different word) different definitions.


Do you want me to tell you everything that's wrong with this sentence, too?

Go back to high school.

brilliance/Noun

mediocrity/Noun

They are both nouns which can reference a state of being moron. The definition is not plugged in word for word as you did. You seriously, seriously fail.

The usage of asterisks should be quotation marks with a leading comma. I also did not say as it was not spoken aloud. Go back to community college.

*that

and

*being, moron

I'd like to see a dictionary definition of the word "mediocrity" that makes sense in your sentence. All other arguments are moot--nouns are are not perfectly interchangeable.


Where to begin? I'll leave the grammar and clarity issues for you to sort out; I get paid for my tutoring services.

As for the logical problems with this sentence (or the sentence you meant to write), I did not plug in the definition word for word, but dictionary definitions by and large CAN be plugged into as substitutes for the words they define. Let's try a few examples (all definitions from dictionary.com):

"You're a schmuck." becomes "You're an obnoxious or contemptible person."

"You overestimate your intelligence" becomes "You hold in too great esteem or to expect too much from your capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc. "

Get it?

And I spent several years taking community college courses before moving on to a top-tier university and finishing my degree. This educational path allowed much greater flexibility for me to pursue various interests and was also more flexible as far as scheduling was concerned, not to mention enormously cheaper. As I worked my way through college, this was enormously helpful.

HI GUYS,

I want to ask a question to those writers who have experience with a college writer service, how much of the customer information do you get to know.

Like does their name appear for you to see.

thanks.

Several courses? Hm. How many certificates or diplomas have you got in swear words, arrogance, racism, and prejudice training? Or was it just taught at your home?

I am not sure that it was a good idea to place a first order for $400! If I were you, I would search some information before spending $400.

Yes, in subjects like anthropology, history, art, etc. This country believes in a well-rounded education, for better or for worse.


Again, you seem to think that this is hugely insulting, but the fact is it doesn't translate out of your culture with the same meaning.

I dont know ..I want to order an essay from a term paper writer service.

Does any one know how to call them from the UK

I searched their number and its comes up as 8667072737 toll free

Could anyone tell me how to call such a number from landline UK.

You need to get a better secondary education before you start spending money on a college degree.

Look I dont BS from you clearly I can tell you are nasty person from your posts on this forum...

I dont know their number I searched it on google it came up as 866...

So kindly STFU

The fact that you don't know how to dial an international number makes it clear that you do not have the critical thinking skills necessary for true success on a college atmosphere. Sorry if you don't appreciate the advice, but really--if this is something you can't figure out how to do, you should really consider spending money on a degree. I'm sorry your parents and your educational system failed you so horribly, but it's time to put on your big boy pants and try to work this out on your own.

Gambit, do not be so excited and anxious! You may be surprised.

try skype, it has the country codes

hi all just so you know i didn't get my paper in the end and i've gotten my refund back already.. cheers!