Please help! Theessay.co.uk Good or Bad???

Hi guys I am about to place an order with theessay.co.uk can you please give me feedback on this company asap.

Much appreciated

Theessay.co.uk is a fraudulent site from Pakistan.

Website is pretty but the webcopy is awful. Take a look at this: theessay.co.uk/essay/aboutus.asp - Our Writers

To make sure that you get authentic work, we have hired the best writing brains. Our writing team has over 200 writers. Unlike most online writing services that employ under-educated, armature writers, The Essays only hire master's degree holder writers. Most of our writers hold prior writing experience as well.

I can't even begin to point out what's wrong with the above ... nothing is right. If the company is incapable of producing a well-written webcopy, that is a clear sign that you should stay away.


I see! Their webcopy is absolutely horrible. The English just does not make sense ...

Thank you for your responses. Wow I am so glad I found this site!!!

They started getting slightly pushy about making a payment without providing me with any real information and that is when I decided to do some research first. They also seem to be a bit too cheap.

Can you guys suggest any legitimate sites that charge a competitive price?

I have also tried Ukessay.co.uk and so far they have been very helpful but they have not been able to meet my requirements.

I need a finance dissertation done by the way.

Horrible service...and it is from a pakistani ...do not waste ur time and money..i ordered 2-3 papers in this website and i got a fail......they gave me plagirised essay and no refund.....then after one of my frnd in NYU suggested another wesite...fastcustomessays com now i am using thier service...they r uk guys....and realible...

try fastcustomessays com and it is good and cheap compared to UKessays.com...both r frm UK but just less than half price, you will get good service..i am using their service and it is OK...but i suggest you to do some final changes to ur paper just to make it inline with ur ideas...

This site is actually registered in India, not the UK. Find some of Allen's other recent posts in this forum, and it is fairly clear that he works for them.

It is also completely against the rules of the forum to promote/endorse any company.

Finally, Allen has been accused of working for fastcustomessays many times. He never even bothers to respond, and he never actually engages in discussion. This should be evidence enough that he is untrustworthy.

Wow some of you guys are just as bad as the dodge essay sites!!!

I have also read that **** essays are quite good, can you guys confirm if they are any good?

Thanks again for the responses.

can't seem to find essays ... are you referring to ivyessays. If so, their webcopy is quite respectable, well-written. Wait for a second opinion, though, before you make up your mind. Writersbeware would probably have some info on them ...

There isn't much on this forum about them, which is usually a good sign. I've never had any personal experience with this company as a writer, however, so I cannot actually tell you anything about it.

Also, the tricky (but necessary) thing about this forum is that endorsements are not allowed. Even if I though a certain company was the absolute best in the world (and again, having had no experience with them, I am NOT saying this about ****), I wouldn't be able to tell you here.

The purpose of the forum is to warn people about companies that are known to be deceitful and/or fraudulent. The best way to use this forum as a customer is to research any company you are thinking of ordering from--if you find evidence that convinces YOU (after reading threads, not just single posts, carefully) that the company has issues, move on.

I know this is not especially helpful, but given the amount of deceit that is practiced on this forum, this is the best way for you to come to your own objective decision.

Top-notch advice and very objective!

I believe remy means *******. Like with Ivy, clean web copy, and they provide customer service numbers (not 800 numbers, so more likely legitimate) on their home page.

Again, however, I HAVE NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH THIS COMPANY; do more research (as OR suggests) before making a decision.

And just in case anyone wants to accuse me of working for this site, I tried applying. They only hire writers who got their degrees in the UK. Being a lowly American, I couldn't get past step one. Accusations of racism (or more technically nationalism), begin...

Brits can be a bit xenophobic :) You guys tend to be much nicer ...

I'll take national health care over American "niceness" any day (I don't exactly have a high opinion of my countrymen).

Also, please refrain from using words like "xenophobic" in future posts. We want everyone to be able to enjoy/understand this forum.

Yes, we do have a nice system in place :)


Americans, as in the people, tend to be very popular everywhere. Honestly ... there is something so basically jolly and down-to-earth about Americans!


You are right! Lord Voldemort is going to think it's an insult :)

Remy - (as I do not offer my services as an independant writer, I can say this) - read the posts here (the forum). Some of the writers here are really terribly good ... you can identify the good ones (excellent education and writing skills) by carefully reading through the posts. Don't focus on what they say as in how they express themselves. Try to make an arrangement with one of those writers. If you prefer not to work directly with a writer, ask them which website they work for and get their writer's ID. Place your order through that site and put them down as your preferred writer.

Remy ... you really have to research your options and talk to company reps and writers before you hand over your dissertation to any ...

And do ask Writersbeware if she has any info on the company ...

Honestly you guys are great! Excellent website to warn people, just a shame people don't know about this site!!! :-) I will place my order with them.

Thanks again to everyone for their responses.

We need to remember that recommendations are not allowed. Information should be limited to the identification of which sites are fraudulent and the type of deceptive tactics that they use. The rest is up to consumers' common sense.

As much as we may want to help people choose a site, we must resist the temptation because once a legit member starts recommending, all legit members begin to lose the moral high ground, so to speak.

I completely agree. In this situation, though, I think that silence would have stood as a more implicit approval of the site in question than the reporting of no negative findings. I repeatedly stressed that I was not endorsing the companies in question not only because the forum forbids it, but because I have absolutely no first hand knowledge of the company.

Lord knows (not that I believe in him, chacha; he's just convenient for shaking a fist at now and then), I would very much like to recommend the sites I work for--though the number of orders has picked up, business is still slow. I could easily have PMd remy and told him to request me via a different company; instead, I lost his business to **** by remaining objective. Damn principles...

pheelyks

Out of interest who do you work for?

Sorry for that - you are completely right

Again, due to the rules of the forum, I can't tell you. You are welcome to google my ID, however.

remymartin
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Love you! :)

Hello,

These guys are fake. Email me at ***@yahoo.co.uk . Let me know what assignment you have, and I'll tell you how to proceed. No payment first. Work before payment.

I tried emailing ***@yahoo.co.uk but it came back. What is wrong? I really need Work before payment.

Ok, for anyone who did not notice, that was my form of sarcasm. I am quite certain that a person of any intellect would not respond to a post like that considering the forum we are on.

Always remember, great writers are sought out, poor writers need to be promoted.

I believe that the moderator starred-out the username part of the email address.


Correct.

Hahahahahaha!!!! >.<

Ah, simple minds are easily amused and confused . . . .

I could be wrong, but I think that the email address was fully intact at the time that DodgingTheMud claims to have sent the email. The mod starred out the address in BOTH posts after-the-fact. THAT was my understanding, EW, but have fun with another one of your childish and utterly useless posting sprees that causes people to leave the forum.

I was just so amused at your inability to grasp sarcasm even when it's spelled out. Also, I find it doubly amusing that you actually attempted (quite ineffectively) to explain your way out of it, so here's another "haha" to you, bozo. :D

Do you not even realize how incredibly infantile and ignorant your posts have become? To suggest that I do not understand sarcasm merely highlights my assertion that you post nothing but useless drivel that pushes away both existing members and new visitors.

Let me spell it out for you again, child: when the original post first appeared, the full email address was intact. Now, I could be wrong, but I believe that the full email address was intact in the follow-up post, as well. I thought that the moderator edited both posts at the same time, which may not be the case. My post was based solely on my understanding that the full address was intact in the follow-up post, and the full address itself was INVALID. Get it, Inferior_writer?

It's funny how you desperately try to cover up your mistake by explaining a bunch of stuff that only make your mental flaw appear all the more obvious.

Let me explain my amusement one more time.

Situation 1:
-readnji gave an email address.
-The mod starred out the addy.
-Dodging commented that the starred out address doesn't work (this is a joke/a successful attempt at sarcasm by my standards.)
-you ignored that it was a joke (since you failed to grasp the sarcasm that was spelled out) and commented that the mods starred out the addy which was why Dodging's email bounced back.

-I found your inability to grasp sarcasm amusing.
-the end.

Situation 2:
-readnji gave an email addy
-Dodging commented after typing the exact addy that readnij typed that the addy doesn't work
-the mod starred out both addys
-you responded to Dodging's question of "what's wrong?" by saying that the mod starred out the first addy.
-that still means that you didn't grasp Dodging's comment that he was in fact just being sarcastic. >.<

Sorry, but the "mistake" is on your end. You're so desperate to attack me and further ruin the forum that you don't even consider the apparent focus of the sarcasm.


Where is your proof that that is not the precise text about which Dodging was focusing the sarcasm? Why would you just ASSUME that the sarcasm concerned the email address angle and NOT the "work before payment" angle? Unlike you, I see the bigger picture and consider all angles before posting. Significantly, Dodging's first line ENDED with focus on the "work before payment" angle.

I'd also like to direct your attention to Dodging's last two sentences, which seem to clarify that his/her sarcasm is directed at the "work provision before payment" and/or "work quality" angle, NOT the email address angle.


Any other pointless, losing arguments today?

Wb, why the urge to bury yourself even further?


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= Sarcasm

Wb, you emphasized four words that barely support your argument and gave me an entire sentence to support mine. ^_^ Thanks, loser.

Gibberish. As usual, I bring the FACTS (and reasoned response) and you bring the TRASH. Thanks for playing.


I'm not the one who's employed by a FRAUDULENT company and works for CHICKEN FEED. Based on what you've "bragged" about being paid, I probably earn more in two weeks' worth of royalties than you make in a year. Plus, I can write better than you while barely conscious during a root canal.

Again, how's the base today?

As usualy, when backed into a corner with absolutely no way out, the pathetic creature we all call WB resorts to unsubstantiated bragging.


Sure you do. That's why you're here. :D Look, nobody believes that you're a bigshot writer who spends time here as a matter of public service. Everyone knows the obvious truth behind your existence in this forum, even those who side with you (and if those people try to say otherwise, I'll be more than happy to show proof ^_^).


On gerunds? Probably. On anything that even remotely involves the use of quantitative/qualitative analysis, dream on. :)

Yawn.


Unlike you, I don't brag. I'm just posting FACTS, based on your previous statements about your rates of pay and number of orders. Also unlike you, I don't care if people "believe" anything that I type about my experience, credentials, or yearly earnings, as I am not here to w*0re half-ass, second-rate services. I post here to help freelance writers and consumers avoid con-jobs like EssayWriters.net.


My, my, I would LOVE to see that "proof" of yours. Bring it!


Probably? YOU get real. I will run circles around you in every facet of the language.


Did you major in bulls-i* and minor in business fraud? Considering that I have never revealed my areas of expertise (because, unlike you, I do not have a commercial, self-serving reason to do so), you have absolutely no information-neither positive nor negative-on which to base that absurd claim. Does that stop you from making faulty assumptions? NOPE. My assertion-on the other hand-is based on the contents of hundreds of your posts. Your written flaws are often nauseating to me. However, my pleasure in seeing you wallow in your own ignorance outweighs my urge to school you (which would actually help you).

How was the base today?

Nobody here has ever seen evidence of how much you earn from digging up dirt on websites so I think you're claiming that you earn much more than I do pretty much counts as bragging... on the planet Earth anyway. :p


So what's a t-test? :p How's your use of general statistics going? How's a sample of 7 students valid in academic research again? All of these point to you being nothing but a fancy spelling & grammar checker. The fact that a spelling & grammar checker is a free feature in MS Word says a lot about what you're actually worth. >.<

I have already answered all of these questions, which proves that you are a low-life.

FACT #1: You NEVER proved that my use of the word, "general," in relation to the specific statistics in question is inaccurate. In fact, I once again challenge you to do so NOW.

FACT #2: The sample of 7 students that I referenced from a FEDERAL LAWSUIT DECISION is the only concrete evidence on either side of the "all students who buy papers use them to cheat" debate. You seem to forget, little man, that it is YOU who specifically claimed that "all students who buy papers use them to cheat." So, technically, all I had to do to prove you wrong was show that, at any time in the past, merely 1 student on the planet bought a paper and referenced it properly. (Hell, I've quoted multiple posters IN THIS FORUM who have stated that they bought papers strictly for reference purposes.) So, I ask you again, Mr. statistics expert-where's your concrete evidence to prove that "all students who buy papers use them to cheat"? Where's your evidence that is superior to the evidence that I presented? (It really doesn't matter-you lost, as always.)


LOL. This is a perfect example of how you misrepresent as fact unsubstantiated garbage in practically every one of your posts. The FACT, little man, is that we all know what YOU are worth: EW's chicken feed.

How was the base today, little man? Pretty hot?

Why all the hate?

SCAM!!!!!! I DIDN'T CHECK THE REVIEWS BEFORE ORDERING AND THEY SENT ME AN ESSAY THAT WAS ONLY COPY AND PASTE THEIR COMMUNICATION IS RUBBISH! AND YOU DON'T GET REFUND!!!!

If the plagiarism was less than 100%, you are lucky and I think that it is only fair that you now start planning on how you are going to give back.