Some of my favorite ESL moments from Jeremy's site:
"Need to buy an essay? Then feel not intimidated any more"
"lowest probable prices"
"In most of the times people don't consider how important a personal statement can be of vital important when it comes to enrollment and they do go in handy with a together with an admission essay."

Also, here's my live chat with "fredie":
Operator fredie has joined the chat.Ticket S119830-T147 is created. The chat transcript will be attached to this ticket after the transcript is saved by system.
Visitor8:57:38 AM PDT
Hi, fredie
fredie8:57:53 AM PDT
hello
8:58:18 AM PDT
how may i help you
Visitor8:58:28 AM PDT
can you tell me where your company is located?
fredie9:00:04 AM PDT
we are located in uk, however our clients are from across the globe.
9:00:28 AM PDT
USA forms our largest customer base
Visitor9:01:03 AM PDT
can you tell me your company house and VAT number?
fredie9:03:26 AM PDT
we are located at Canary Wharf Tower
Visitor9:04:29 AM PDT
OK....what's your Company House registration number? All UK companies have them and are required to show the number on their websites, but I can't seem to find yours
fredie9:06:45 AM PDT
I have done consultations with my manager via phone as we chat and am informed that am not supposed to disclose such information according to our corporate policies
Visitor9:08:09 AM PDT
Well, you or your manager is a liar, becasue this information is supposed to be public knowledge. If you were actually a UK licensed company, you'd have a registration number and it would be posted (as required by law) on your homepage).
9:08:17 AM PDT
You're just another foreign scam company, aren't you?
fredie9:09:55 AM PDT
JUST try our services and get convinced that we exist.
Visitor9:10:47 AM PDT
So, I should pay you money even though you're either lying or breaking the law?
fredie9:12:31 AM PDT
you are entitled to a refund incase your order is not processed.
Visitor9:12:55 AM PDT
gee, that makes me feel really secure, especially since I don't actually know what country you're located in
9:13:06 AM PDT
this entire chat is going on EssayScam, b**-hes