Yes it is ... but we do need something more challenging, though. So ... back to work :(

Don't worry Chacha-Idiot ... I'll be back in a few hrs to beat you up some more. Meanwhile, try to post something that will really have any here thinking ... your posts as so purile and repetitive that they are becoming even more boring than they normally are :)

:) yes, the wigs look kinda silly :)

Really??!!! Post your degrees here online on this forum and I'll immediately post all of mine. Up to it? A picture ID to prove that the degree posted actually belongs to you is a must. If you do that, so will I ... immediately. Am proud of my degrees. How about you?


Don't think so but could be good training for the pursuit of a chacha-beating hobby, though.

Translation: "I chacha am a fool. I am so jealous of my lords and masters that I am illogically lashing out at everyone and anything. In the process of doing so, I know that I, Chacha, am proving myself a worthless idiot but I really cannot help myself."

I think they used to serve that at Carluccio's, down my street. Do you think that's why they have the FOR SALE sign up?

: Translation: I, CHACHA OF ESSAYBRUNCH, AM AN IDIOT BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I STATED :)


Exwriter, I have a graduate degree in international business law from LSE ... does that mean I am a lawyer? I thought not but, apparently, anyone who has ever written a law paper is a lawyer ... SO WHY NOT MEEEEE!!!

Jul 7, 09, 10:03PM - Attached on merging:
Essay Brunch

Can someone please explain why anyone would ever name a custom-writing website, Essaybrunch? Is the name, in any way, related to the fact that it was (according to its original webcopy)

1) founded by a group of anthropologists
2) wanted writers and customers to sing up
3) promised that industry giants would not pick up our phones (whatever that means)

And - since when does a self-respecting, for-profit, website ask customers and writers to make a donation for the beneft of the website owner CHACHA?

Are essays fried, wrapped up in greasy newspapers and served to customers at brunch?

chacha421


I reallyhave no idea what "depresents" are but I do know that you make me feel very good about myself.

How is it that your mother didn't smother you at birth? I see ... you are your family's clown!

I was talking about your national exams not the ones you claimed to have passed ... if you understood English you would have known that. However, what we have here is a poor ignorant sod who is dying to feel important and clever. Guess what ... you will only ever be worthless :) You never ever make sense and are a laughing stock - the only one who doesn't know that is you :)

I can deny that you are a thinking life form but can affirm that you are a bloody stupid idiot

Why against the rules - I can do whatever I want with the info you are trying to hide :) My info ... open to the world as I have nothing to hide.

It means that I am your master you idiotic extremist monkey. Why dont you go blow yourself up at the altar of your idiocy


not much hope with your English, idiot. And if you hate your colonisers so much and are so anti-British, why don't you go sit for your national exams and keep the hell away? Oh yes! They are probably not accredited anywhere in the world!

Following Project has been posted on essaybrunch , to bid on this project please login to your account :
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New Posted Project :Development of tourism in India through education
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Subject 3 :English Language
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Level :Undergraduate/Bachelors Degree
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Project type :Term Paper
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Project Length :750
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Project Description :This is a high school paper Deadline will be 2 days after order is given to writer
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Oh .. but I do know who you are!

Anyone wants to contact CHACHA DIRECTLY, JUST PM ME ... I HAVE THE THING's REAL NAME AND REAL ADDRESS!

Comgratulations IDIOT - you found someone to place an order on ESSAYBRUNCH:
Level :Undergraduate/Bachelors Degree
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Standards :2:1
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Project type :Dissertation Proposal ONLY
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Project Length :2500
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Project Description :Topic: The purpose of this research proposal (study) is to determine if there are other health issues associated with domestic violence victims. Requirements: Looking for the following format: - Introduction Introductory paragraphs Statement of the problem Purpose Significance of the study Research questions and/or hypotheses - Background Literature review Definition of terms - Methodology Restate purpose and research questions or null hypotheses Population and sampling Instrumentation (include copy in appendix) Procedure and time frame Analysis plan (state critical alpha level and type of statistical tests) Validity and reliability Assumptions Scope and limitations - Results - Conclusions and recommendations Summary (of what you did and found) Discussion (explanation of findings - why do you think you found what you did?) Recommendations (based on your findings) DEADLINE: 12 MID NIGHT 12th of JULY, 2009

Here's a sampling of the writers you get your pick of (among them first year college students):

hoshoo United Kingdom Masters Business Pakistan
syedrehan United States Masters Pakistan
aalforte Any Masters Management Philippines
Renny Le Beau United Kingdom Pending 2nd Year Psychology United Kingdom
ChandraK Any PhD Any
evaline United States Masters Kenya
raunekk Any Bachelors Degree Engineering India
atula India Masters Sciences India
paulbabu India Pending 4th Year English Literature India
fantasy4real Nigeria Bachelors Degree Engineering Nigeria
Bscholar India Masters Psychology India
maclatunji Nigeria Bachelors Degree Business Nigeria
ithaca United States Pending 3rd Year Economics United States
Freelancer United Kingdom Masters Management India
atreyee India Bachelors Degree Health India
ecounsel India Masters Psychology India
yakub Nigeria Pending 2nd Year Physics Nigeria
VocaBulls India Masters I.T. India
AJ India Bachelors Degree Mathematics India
adward United Kingdom Masters History India
notonyourlife Any PhD Any
andra33 United Kingdom Masters Business Romania
noman Pakistan PhD Accounting Papua New Guinea
nurlan.khalmuratov United Kingdom Masters Law United Kingdom
vanter India Masters Law India
nand_y3k India Masters Finance India
sadafmgh Pakistan Bachelors Degree History Pakistan
gissystem India Masters English Literature India
Nouman United Kingdom Masters Business Pakistan
Olivia Malaysia Pending 1st Year Nursing Malaysia
sudeepd12 United States Masters I.T. India
DaisyG Australia Pending 1st Year Education Australia

Hey Syed/Chandra/idiot - unlike you I never hide who I am IDIOT. The country you are referring to is EGYPT and my association with it, as with the UK (both by blood and nationality) is a source of pride not shame. How about you? Any can obtain my national ID docs and everything by looking up the director of Oxbridge Researchers. You are just a jealous and ignorant idiot. I will shut you up - legally.

You are nothing but a jealous looser with a master/slave, colonizer/colonized complex ... a sorry sod.

You are a crazed fundi - you think I did not notice or understand the religious diatribe you launched into a short while back? I know the likes of you very very well ... a sick, religious extremist with nothing but hate, jealousy and ignorance egging him on.

IDIOT GOT AN ORDER THROUGH ESSAYBRUNCH:
Level :Undergraduate/Bachelors Degree
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Standards :2:1
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Project type :Dissertation Proposal ONLY
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Project Length :2500
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Project Description :Topic: The purpose of this research proposal (study) is to determine if there are other health issues associated with domestic violence victims. Requirements: Looking for the following format: - Introduction Introductory paragraphs Statement of the problem Purpose Significance of the study Research questions and/or hypotheses - Background Literature review Definition of terms - Methodology Restate purpose and research questions or null hypotheses Population and sampling Instrumentation (include copy in appendix) Procedure and time frame Analysis plan (state critical alpha level and type of statistical tests) Validity and reliability Assumptions Scope and limitations - Results - Conclusions and recommendations Summary (of what you did and found) Discussion (explanation of findings - why do you think you found what you did?) Recommendations (based on your findings) DEADLINE: 12 MID NIGHT 12th of JULY, 2009

you stupid ignorant idiot - look here Syed or Chandra (whatever your name of the day is) ... my info is puiblic to everybody and if you aresuch an ignoramus that you cannot check the legal docum,ents through the companies house to know that Oxbridge Researchers and TORG were never related - then that is your problem

you are nothing but a jealous looser whose only talent is idiocy. You are a liar and have done nothing but earn the well-deserved disrespect of everybody here. Go clean up essaybrunch looser and then harp on about other websites.

You are ignorant, stupid and your English is horrible. You ckaim to know everything - from English law to US law, from academic researching to professional banking ... and what do you have to show for it? A failed attempt to go independant through essaybrunch, a handful of orders from AR and just over 15 from essaybay stretched over 2 years. You think I do not know who you are? I know who you are and I am now going to legally pursue you for defamation, libel and slander.

Moderators - I guess you now want us to use the info we have on the idiot chacha and pursue him in a court of law????????????!!!!!!!!

Dreamer! Why???!!! Some of us have the name but are in no way associated with TORG. So ... how about avoiding TORG (the oxbridge researcher group) and not Oxbridge per se? :)

But it has probably never heard of Oz :) Imagine a tornado blowing its house away! Lovely thought :)

The Oxbridge Research Group


Do not accept a partial refund. If you, as the consumer, received anything less than that which you were promised, you are protected by both the Sales of Services and Consumer Protection acts. Remind them of this and, at the same time, contact your local Citizens Advice Bureaux: citizensadvice.org.uk/cabdir.ihtml. Worst case scenario - small claims court. TORG is a British company and has to adhere to UK law ...

is that a typo?!


was a fraud and a liar!!!! His spelling and grammar were terrible! :)



Oz ... at least explain, phyleeks! Don't assume literacy ... :)

Actually ... I am :) I speak two other languages but English is my only native language and the first one I ever spoke :) Try something else.

AND it thinks SMITE and UNLEASH UNHOLY WRATH are curse words. Haaaaaahaaaa :) :)

Haaaahaaaa - it has never heard of `methinks' ... thing thought it was a typo!!!!!!!! :) :)

You stole that expression from me! I am the only one who still uses that totally archaic, very English and completely primary school-level expression :) Methinks Thing is an expression thief

Yet, according to Thing, we are the ones marketing ourselves here!
WB - shall we now highlight all its contradictory, backtracking posts? Alternatively, we could just allow it to wallow in its own demented existance :)

Now - I am going to take my leave for a few hrs, not because I am running away but because my broken hand is paining me just a little bit more than Thing's brilliance ...

You can count on that :)

Marketing myself by offer objective guidelines ... an interesting concept. It is especially interesting when considering that THING has accused most all here of marketing their sites (without providing any supporting evidence) and has claimed itself `independent,' not affiliated to any website, including the greasy essaybrunch.

Examples of Direct Marketing:

Thing's response to a member named Dreamer:

Dear Dreamer
This is really unfortunate and i believe it is also an intellectual dishonesty not only with the writers but with the customers also. Writers from India and Pakistan offer great cost advantage to these sites and therefore these firms are more than willing to recruit them. However, by masking their identity they in fact try to pose themselves as Western organizations with Western Writers and which is really unfortunate. It is the right of the students to get highest quality at low price therefore the benefit shall go to the buyers and not to the companies. Our site will create direct buyers for writers as writers will be working as sellers and not as hired freelancers-Your success will depend upon your marketing ability too. If a writer is willing to write 5000 words paper for $100, which is normally sold by so essay writing companies for almost as high as $500, than that is his or her decision. We strongly believe that cost advantage shall go to the buyers and not to the firms which are running these sites. We are here to facilitate and assist and we are aiming to re-define this industry- I myself is a writer and have faced sometimes very ridiculous charges against me and that too with fear. You never know when you will be fired and your earnings are wiped out. Our site will not place any holding periods or payment periods because we are removing this middle link by directly connecting our accounts with that of the writers so that the moment a buyer releases the payment, writer can transfer it into his or her account. I think that is simple.

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New Website

Dear All
I am pleased to announce that we are in process of launching a rival of essaybay. Our site will be probably the most transparent essay writing service firm to offer a direct interaction between writers and buyers.

After going through an ordeal of telephonic and email threats, contract suspensions for petty reasons, pay issues, we, a group of writers, have decided to launch our own website where writers and buyers will be face to face with each other. We can guarantee you that no one from admin will ever call you or threat you, you can instantly withdraw your money without fearing that it will clamped by some crooks sitting behind the veiled curtains. Our site will show you full information of writers so that buyers can interact directly with them either on their phone numbers or emails- We are committed to scrap double standards in this industry where most of the companies are running two websites and customer never knows where he or she actually placed the order.

Buyers can set their own price for as little as $1 if they are lucky enough to find a writer who may be willing to work for $1. Buyers can view complete information of the writers, can call them and above all decided exactly when to pay them.

I request all of you to forward your suggestions in order to make this website perfect for both the writers and the buyers.

Jun 12, 09, 07:02AM #224

There are many sites where you can find good writers however, before ordering from any service, do take care of few things such as abilities of the writers, past track record of the service, cost involved as well as customer service. Based on my experience i can suggest that Essaybay is a good site because it has relatively larger pool of writers and you can actually check the qualification and background of your writer before asking him or her to start writing. Essaybrunch is another good service but i don't know why many friends on this forum associate me with this site however, this is not the case. I am only a freelance writer working for essaybrunch along with other services such Academic Answers, Essaybay, Academia-Research etc.

Jun 12, 09, 07:08AM #226

Try Essaybrunch

Jun 12, 09, 12:09PM #229

A better approach would be to try out first..... I would suggest you either essaybrunch or essaybay

Jun 14, 09, 03:11AM #232

Use essaybrunch or essaybay

Jun 14, 09, 11:47AM #3

I believe Essaybrunch and Essaybay are two companies which can offer you a very unique experience. Both are good and you may try either of them.

Jun 14, 09, 12:43PM #18
So does the owners of Essaybrunch

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY ITS MENTION OF ESSAYBAY - A POOR ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL ITS TRUE INTENTIONS. THING HAS REPEATEDLY DENOUNCED ESSAYBAY AS SCAMMERS AND "THE BIGGEST FRAUDS."

Not a very good one ... you failed to capture Thing's horrific way with words. Maybe next time you'll try a bit harder ...


Thing will smite you and unleash its unholy wrath upon you!!!!!!!!
Is Thing a bit of a drama queen?

Academia-Research on rewards:

"-The best writers of year will be rewarded! There will be special bonuses for the writers who achieved maximum number of rewards this year. Once the financial year is closed we will go through each writer's profile, and those of you who received 15 rewards or greater will get bonus for their hard work and great cooperation with us. Please note that the bonuses will be added after New Year, once all the operations will be covered and closed."

Financially, rewards are supposed to translate into 1) higher CPP when the customer who gave you the reward comes back for a second order and requests you as the writer; 2) end of year bonuses; and 3) bonus extra pay for the order which you were given a reward on.

Apart from this one time, however, ... nothing.

"Dear xxx

We are happy to inform you that you have been granted a bonus due to the fact that you have reward, the bonus you have been given is $44.00. This is just a small sign of our appreciation of your hard work and dedication; we hope that this token will encourage you to keep up the hard work.

Regards,

Administration"

Exactly ... many here own or are working for a particular company/site. Should you trust our objectivity? Not advisable ...


WB - do you see the oxymoron here? Isn't honesty one of the primary characteristics of legitimate companies?

Very very true. I have been fortunate enough to come across ESL writers who, in terms of education and linguistic proficiency, cannot be distinguished from an educated native speaker. Importantly, their writing evidences their successful assimilation of Anglo culture thereby making it virtually impossible to differentiate between their writing and that of a native.

It is very very unfortunate that many assume that the ability to type out a few horrid sentences in English makes them eligible for employment as professional English-language academic writers. It is even more unfortunate that they actually do find employment and, hence, believe themselves! This group, being the majority, prejudices many against ESL writers ... some of whom, as I have repeatedly stated, are superb.

EW - that being said, I believe that you misunderstood Pheelyks as he was referring to Thing, not to ESL writers in general.

Don't be mean! It is not at the Jack and Jill stage yet!


Broke me hand two days ago and now am laughing so hard, I think I'm going to fall off my chair and break something else ... probably its neck :)

WriterJohn, it seems you misinterpreted my remark. The fact that he is a liar has nothing to do with his being a Pakistani. I meant that he will deny that he is from Pakistan because he is a liar.

You are right. Threads are taken off topic and newcomers are simply lost.

We are not allowed to recommend sites but, nevertheless, we are allowed to point out how you may identify the legits from the scammers:
1) Read the webcopy and please focus on the use of English. Is it professional? Well-written? Anything which sounds linguistically incorrect - leave the site ...
2) Price ... of course, any would be tempted to purchase from a cheaper website but ask yourself whether a truly legitimate company which hires truly qualified writers, will accept peanuts as payment? Quality costs and is worth it ... so stay away from the cheap sites.

3) After you've identified the better sites (webcopy and price), contact them through AliveChat and ask for their phone number ... call them up. Does the person on the other end speak good English, etc etc

4) Re - companies which you have shortlisted ... is the company registration number displayed on the website? Are they able to provide you with a company address?

5) A lot of companies operate virtually (nothing wrong in that) and this means that they usually take out voip numbers in several countries (UK, US, etc etc). If you are not able to identify the number you are calling as a VOIP or landline one, ask them for a mobile number. One would assume that members of the management team, not to mention the owners, have cell phones. Now, if the site claims to be British, you should get a UK mobile number ... US, the same, etc etc

6) Importantly ... does the company guarantee confidentiality and does it resell your paper ... you need to clear up these two points.

I am not advocating any particular nationality here but am emphasising legitimacy - a legitimate company does not lie about location, nationality, etc etc. So, make sure that you are not being lied to.

Were you to ask forum members for recommendations, a great many of us would be biased in favour of our own websites/companies. Only a handful here would be objective so, it is best to make the call yourself.

And ... don't worry. Certainly, there are many scammers out there but there really are some excellent companies and websites.

Yes ... he is such a good liar so all he'll do is deny it. He is from Pakistan.

Something here does not know that he has already been traced - name, everything ...

But what if we catch the disease? What if IT is contagious!!!!!

Do you even need to ask? Was thinking the same thing, actually and I bet you that several others will leave. Let the Its enjoy themselves ...


BTW - did the same thing, two days ago :)

Could that be me? I am in Cairo for about 5 months a year (I am here now) :)
WB and `party' - what is going on here? The forum is completely out of control. Aren't there any mods here?
By the way - to any who did not catch this - It has proclaimed that WB and I are the same person ...

I checked through turnitin (did not store on student repository though) and the only match was here. Then I took part by part (2-3 sentences) and searched via google. Any are free to do the same ... sorry, but the paper is not plagiarised.

This forum has become infested!!! The `attacks' are not even logical!!!

It seems that I have to take you to court WB! It declared that I owned all of those ... MEEEE NOT YOUUU! The profits are MINE and I do not share that which is rightfully mine, as established by the verifiable evidence presented by the resident genius.

Suggestion - how about we all ignore IT as it is really taking each and every thread completely off-topic?