Since I'm such a hot topic of conversation round here, I thought I'd step in and say a word or two.


Really? Despite several arguments and my belief, stated many times right here, that her style does more to inflame even if the information she provides is valid (and independently verifiable, for the most part)?


You're talking out of your ass, as usual. This one's made up out of thin air; nothing like it ever happened. My reputation wasn't destroyed, either, and months after I was booted out over an entirely unrelated matter (got into a spat with whoever kept deleting my posts on essaychat) people were trying to get in touch with me here. F?*k off and get some facts.


I don't drink, and I'm sorry about the wanking but the volume of homemade pr0n your # has produced keeps me pretty busy, it's true. Now I see where you got such a big mouth!

I am a genuine, qualified American writer. Born and educated in Cal-if-four-ni-yay. Now living further north, but not yet amongst our Canadian brethren.


How exactly did I "use my association with WB" to get clients? And can you show me where this happened (that pesky little thing called "evidence" you never back your bulls-i* up with)?


Nope, and no evidence to the contrary.


Absolutely never, and again no evidence to the contrary. You make s-i* up and hope it sticks.


Huh? Like, I charged extra to put quotes in, or the price I quoted before starting a project were too high? If you're suggesting the first it's another blatant and ridiculous lie, and if the second you're still wrong. My prices are about the same as any other legitimate US-based freelance writer in this industry.


100% and unequivocally untrue.


The one and only time I have ever reported any one of the thousands of clients I have helped to their school is when he began publicly proclaiming that he had turned the work into his university (which is illegal) while at the same time trying to extort a refund out of me by posting false "excerpts" of the paper I had written that he had altered to make nonsensical and telling me that it didn't matter if he was lying, he had planned to do this all along and it was his way of getting work for free. That didn't work out so well for him.


Again, a complete fabrication. I hate revisions; if I make a mistake or a minor adjustment is requested I'm happy to oblige for free, of course, but I avoid having to perform tedious revisions by producing quality work in the first place.


Once again, entirely untrue. As if you had access to my accounts (which would be some serious illegal activity if you could pull it off, but frankly I'm surprised you've been competent enough to make so many EssayScam accounts).

He was a good man. A little prone to retreat, though.

First, my username was blocked because of an issue on essaychat. It had exactly zero to do with scamming of any kind, by anybody, especially me.

Second, I have reported one student to their university after he publicly boasted that he had truned in my work as his own (which is illegal), then lied about me and my work on this forum in an explicit attempt to extort a refund (to paraphrase his words, "It doesn't matter if it's true or not; if you don't want me trashing your reputation I want free work").

Thanks for the opportunity to post again, though. I'm not sure the mods would have let me back if nor for the fact that you can't seem to shut up about me anyway. It really sucks to have high-quality reliable competitors, doesn't it?

You're such a p*s.


Do we need to go back to the dictionary again, Buford?


Says the guy who tried to brag about the number of women he's fu*-ed as a way to win an argument.

Hmmm...didn't take a lot of conniving to type in a new username...


Really, calling me "little" before going for the fat joke here:


is just sloppy.

You'll be happy to know I've lost thirty pounds recently and am still dropping quickly. Should I tell you now that I wear glasses so you can come up with some good "four eyes" jokes? We do want to keep you on that "high road" you're so fond of, Buford.


If by "wheedled" you mean "signed up with a new username the obviously identifies me as pheelyks," then yes, I "wheedled" my way back in.

If I remember correctly, it was somewhere over 40. Or he's older than 40. Or both. I don't really care, as neither age nor promiscuity have any direct bearing on critical thinking. When debating competency as an academic writer, citing the number of one's sexual conquests as proof of ability is...well, it makes a strong argument, but not for the right side, if you see what I mean.

I have no disciples, nor am I at war with anyone. I think ES writers have a definite place in this industry, I just think they need to be honest with themselves and their customers about their capabilities.


You love using this word; if only you actually knew what it meant.


What evidence? Where did you collect it?


I couldn't even pick Kim Kardashian out of a lineup, but I think she's an even bigger tramp than you are, queenie.

Really, where did you "learn" this stuff?


My essays contain actual facts with citations/references that support the claims made. Queenie wouldn't know the first thing about writing something like that.


I'm glad you know how old Kim Kardashian is--I certainly didn't. You need to hire different detectives for me, though--I'm not even 30.


Where did you get your data?


No one here has ever claimed otherwise.

I'll make you a deal: you post one tiny bit of evidence proving any one of the many ridiculous claims you've made about me, and I will post full-body pics (clothed, of course) of myself. Deal?


First, no depression. Second, how was I "outed"? Third, banishment didn't last especially long, did it?


I've been wearing glasses since I was 8. Seriously, if you're paying anyone for the information you're getting, you ought to file a chargeback.

Here's the email, b**-h. You feel like providing any evidence of ANY of your claims yet?


No, I'm not. The entire drama unfolded on this very forum, and I've posted the emails from that exchange as well.


dogessays.com, imabitchhireme.org, w*0reswithpens.net.

I'm sure you have others, but those are the ones I know about.

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Major, I have said nothing derogatory about you or your company, and as you can confirm the email excerpt I posted is unaltered save for the removal of my name. If I have been derogatory towards others, it has been far less extreme in content and duration than what I have received from queen sheba, editor75, and th63. I am fully aware that you can establish double standards if you wish; as the Disclaimer states this forum (and EssayChat, EssayDirectory, etc) is owned by a for-profit essay company and there is certainly no guarantee of fairness.

If you feel it necessary to ban me again for saying this, so be it.


I'm not addicted to pr0n, queenie. I'm just fascinated by the shows your mother puts on. You should read the thread more carefully.


Actually, the folks over at EssayChat kept deleting my ads even though I was following their rules of one email ad per page (while others weren't), and wouldn't tell me why. I would post a new ad each time they deleted one, some of them directly taunting the admin for what appeared to be retaliation for comments I made on this forum (admittedly not my finest moment), and they considered this "spamming."

Again, Major, I realize I run the risk of being banned for saying this so openly, but if you have a different version of the facts I would love to hear them. This is with all honesty how I perceive the situation as having progressed.

Why would you offer her any encouragement? Literally NOTHING she says is based on any sort of objective examination or analysis--she simply makes s-i* up and gets all self-righteous defending it.

You didn't insinuate it, you explicitly said it. And I, if you'll recall, did not confirm an addition to wan--g but rather confessed a predilection for the enormous volume of amateur pr---aphy your # is featured in.


Actually, you repeatedly (and variously) claimed that I was kicked out for cheating students (totally untrue), for being a "scammer" (equally untrue), and for reporting students to their university (absolutely inane). I don't think you ever mentioned "spamming" and you certainly never mentioned EssayChat.

You still haven't posted evidence for a single claim, queenie. How about the one where my business dropped by 90%? Or the many, many messages you claim to have received from dissatisfied students? Or the huge drop in industry scams since I was banned? Remember all of those imaginary "facts" you claim to have so much "evidence" for? Can we see some of that evidence?

No, I don't. Care to point me to it?


That's illegal. I doubt your competence to make good on this threat, but on the off chance it actually happens I know where to point the authorities. I'm sure this forum and its owners will comply with law enforcement requests for your info, and then we'll have ourselves a real good time.

No it isn't. No one that knows what they're talking about ever said it was easy, but it's doable.

I have no desire to spend hours of my time finding the link, nor do I obsess over it. I just think it's funny when you say someone isn't "taking the high road" given your brand of rhetoric. Trying to gain authority by saying you've slept with lots of women was just the most humorous example I could recall.

There are several references in both of the essays you just linked to. You ought to read more carefully.

Care to try again?


I'm sure law enforcement will feel the same way.

Wow! You actually found a semi-related quote! You've demonstrated critical thinking and creativity for the first time on this forum!

Now if only my situation were analogous to that of the hero in A Confederacy of Dunces.....

Yeah, that never actually happened. I have never threatened to turn anyone in, period, and I have never collected money from a customer in this industry for anything other than writing and research services (including calculations, spreadsheet creation, etc.).


I wouldn't know--I don't make my money that way.


I have no idea what you're talking about, but that's only because you're making s-i* up again.


Amazingly enough, it was at the hands of queen sheba!

Aren't you a clever girl?


Funny, you've already made several claims about how much I make and what my business is like. Are you now admitting that all of them were pure bulls-i*?


The day you inspire the slightest bit of worry in me is the day I'll leave this industry entirely.

Like I said, Major, you're free to impose double standards if you wish. You regularly fail to enforce many of your rules (number 6, the first one you have in bold, is violated almost every time queen sheba posts). If you want to ban me again because I openly admit to having created this second username when you have failed to ban others for the same infraction (even after posting ALL of their UNACKNOWLEDGED alternate ids on the forum), then that's your prerogative. It would seem more like spite than righteousness, but that's your call.

Once again, you have no idea what you're talking about. Your story of why I was banned has also changed numerous times, making it clear to everyone that you have no idea what you're talking about. You just make s-i* up, constantly.


Never did.


F?*k off.


Yeah, that's totally my style...


I don't, and never have. I attack people, ESL or otherwise, for being dishonest.


Not only have I not posted any ads on essaychat for 6 months, but it is specifically a place for advertisement and one that I never abused with false testimonials, multiple usernames or multiple ads, etc.


Who is this "we"? The only two posters here that have demonstrated any sort of allegiance with you, and that only because of your vendetta against WB and myself, are editor75 (who himself confirmed that he's a con-artist who has regularly taken students' money without any intention of delivering work) and th63 (who finally disappeared after being exposed as a massive plagiarizer who cost a company a significant amount of money and is lucky to be avoiding civil suits and criminal prosecution). Nice company you keep.


No. "Illegal" and "breaking a rule established by a for-profit Interne forum" are two different things. The only rule I have broken is creating this username, and I have done so quite openly. Major/the other mods are free to act as they see fit. You're on your fifteenth username after the others were all banned, yet you won't acknowledge that you're the same person. If you want to talk about rule breaking, start with yourself.

I've spent about an hour on this forum over the past several days. You have far more posts spread and a far greater time investment in the forum over the same period and over the long haul.

I know facts aren't your friends, but many of us here like them.


I don't imagine anything. I just respond to the requests for help.

No, because I'm obviously making stuff up to insult you. I can happily admit it, though, because my sense of identity and success is in no way tied to lies spewed on an Internet forum. You should try it.

You're right. I worked for UVO for about six months until I started having orders assigned automatically in the middle of the night with two-hour deadlines, fines for being "late" on these orders, and payment delays. When I learned what kind of company they were I quit, and I posted the two essays they were trying to withhold payment for here.

It's called growth, and admitting mistakes. I worked for bad people and a bad company. When I realized this, I said to myself, "you shoudl never have worked for these people or this company, because they are bad," and I quit.

Evidence of any of these things, other than the evidence I posted where I was accused of spamming (a charge I still maintain was false)?


Let's call it a different interpretation of facts, then. Going to a site that exists for the purpose of posting advertisements and trying to get a single ad up yet having it repeatedly removed doesn't constitute "spamming" in my book.


Yes I am.


Everything I have admitted I have done freely and openly--I have nothing to hide.


I actually brought up the fact that I was overweight; editor75 just seized on it because he has the mentality and debate skills of a seventh grader.


Nope.


Nope.


I don't have that authority, but everyone who's been here long enough to remember Lie Buster, Quelle Surprise, and the others knows that you're the same person--the habitual lying and threat of full psychotic breakdown is unmistakable. Many of the lies (that you are a respected lecturer with absolutely nothing to do with this industry, for example) are exactly the same, too.

As can be seen from this thread, Faisal received the paper he paid for. I also never attempted to contact his university.

First, that's a quote from EssayChat, where advertising and contact are specifically allowed.

Second, it's not from a real customer--if you read the full thing, they say they paid me via PayPal. I haven't used PayPal in well over a year. I also charge an absolute minimum of $125 for a five-page paper, and that's only if I have no other work/plans and the assignment is incredibly easy. My normal rates start at $30/pg ($150 for a 1500 word/5 page paper) and go up from there.

The fact that you can quote this without digging up the original post (it's now on page 41 of EssayChat, for anyone who's interested) makes it seem very likely that what I have strongly suspected--all but known, really--is true: not only do you post blatant lies under the name "queen sheba" (and your other forum usernames), but you also falsely pose as students simply to denigrate my and others' services.

Nice work, if you can get it. Who pays for it all?

The essay is linked to in this thread. It is a full two pages long and is completely original. Anyone is welcome to examine the text and determine where the "copy and paste" sections are and where they came from. Faisal was apparently able to identify these passages and their sources within minutes, so surely it wouldn't take someone of your stature and research capabilities much time at all.

No, actually. I remember a thread in which a customer lied about his experience and the quality of my work, including posting false excerpts meant to make my writing look bad, while at the same time sending me emails flat-out telling m he was doing it simply to get a refund, and that if I wanted to save my reputation from his lies I would have to give him back the money he had paid for the services I rendered. Without any threats or attempts at "extortion" as editor75 likes to repeat, I took other action that had the desired effect: I kept the money I had rightfully earned, and the customer attempting to extort a refund out of me went away.

This thread existed a few months ago, and the situation is close to a year old at this point (if I recall correctly). If the mods deleted it, it certainly wasn't at my behest--you might not have noticed, but I don't have a lot of clout with them.


I'm pretty sure you created it, yes, but I know for a fact that this wasn't an actual customer of mine. I charge more than they claim to have paid and I don't use PayPal.

Nope. I have reported one would-be scam artist and extortionist, solely because he was proudly announcing the he had involved me unwillingly in illegal activity and was lying about my services in an attempt to extort a refund from me.


You're right. I provide an excellent service with secure and reliable payment methods. They have no reason to worry.

Post. Which you already know, because you're posting more bulls-i* in that thread without actually addressing the writing in question at all.


No I didn't. I did not threaten to reveal him, I did not contact anyone at his university, I did not ask him for any money, etc. I insisted that he cease his defamatory comments, which began in a state of paranoia and became outright lies, and instead of acquiescing he repeated posting confidential information. I responded in kind.


Go ahead and parse the essay. Explain why you think it's rubbish. Maybe some of the other writers here would like to chime in, as well.


This is absolutely true, and something I apologized to the customer for and would have been happy to make a price adjustment for had the customer decided to handle himself better. I forgot to complete this over a holiday weekend despite having agreed to, and this was unquestionably my fault. The customer did not even attempt to contact me before starting this thread, and when he did contact me he simply asked that I please finish the essay as soon as possible. I responded within hours of receiving this contact with the completed two pages and my apologies, but by then he had so enraged himself here that he thought lying about what he received, lying about our communications, and posting private information was an effective course of action. He was wrong.

I'm not lying. I charge more than that (why would I lie about being more expensive?) and I don't use PayPal (which almost every customer wants to use until I explain that they offer NO fraud protection for services to either party).


I am honest, and engage in no criminal activities.


You don't take action, you just post bulls-i*. Get over yourself.

We might define success in different ways, but I think an almost-six-figure salary before the age of thirty is pretty nice.


I wasn't fired by UVO Corp and now earn much higher per page than that outfit pays.


That would be a lie, though. I wasn't fired, I quite, and it was their incompetence (and scamming) that led to this decision.

I did. You've posted in several threads where it has been explained. You should read more and spout bulls-i* less.

Where did I threaten a client? You've obviously searched through very old thread that contains my name, and you've been posting in many of them, so please show me where this "threat" occurred.

You mean, "today I made up more bulls-i* based on absolutely no evidence."


Hmmm......

No.


Oh. So now it's really on, I suppose. I'm shaking.

You should look that word up. You're not using right.

Actually, PayPal isn't secure or reliable for buyers or sellers of services/electronic products.


No I'm not. I named one student after he named me and lied about the work he received.


You didn't "prove" anything; you made a claim that is actually demonstrably false--the essay you claim doesn't have any references contains several. Anyone can click the link and check for themselves. I also don't think it's poorly written, and so far no one has agreed with your assessment of the essay's quality.


I don't know what a "WEAK degree in theater" is, either. I do have a degree in Dramatic Arts, which included a great deal of literary/textual analysis, and I also hold other degrees. I am also completely honest with all clients about my qualifications in for every project I complete.


Once in awhile I make mistakes. You didn't "prove" this, I openly and freely admitted it.


Again, you "proved" nothing. I pasted this work after the client in question posted made-up excerpts, claimed the work was "copy and pasted," and said I had delivered less quantity than promised. He refused to stop making these false claims, and the only way to demonstrate that he was lying was to post the work. So I did.


That's just another lie of yours.

You mean you enjoy your persistent ignorance? What a shock!