There is nothing wrong with being a J-A AMY! what is it now and why dont you think that donkey's are intelligent animals? This is another comment like the one in your letter about go milk a goat and close the door behind you and the other one. I used to think that you must be hapopoy to be always laughing all the time but now i see that your laughter when it is like this it is black an your being nasty again. I used to like you Amy bu npw I don't know what to think about it all. Please tell me its not true and that you are nice.

Amy thou I dont understand everyhting that is the problem between you and these other poelpe i do know that you are not the kin of person you must seem to be always on from off your letters. since you sais to me that i cant spell i am trying harder and in this you have been a very kind help yto me so far hbut in yuo r lettewrs that you posted today you aewe a but nauty anout the rat mam. are you calling him to be fat and if so why. i don't think its relivant at all and sometimes i canvery insulted! all of trhese other points about law aswell i will be willing to back you up if you want me to because you have been VERY NICE to me i find dispite the things you say becazuse i can always feel you heart beating behind your loud breathing as my mother used to tell me when i was very angry. you are always angry to me and you must be very sad i think. if you want you can email me and i will always answer you if you need me to. dispite my having only a small brain as you must think my i have a big heart and am intuitive. don't be sad amy because i think you must be very nice deep down inside where it matters and where the light can never reach if you undrrstand me. i will message you on another forum just in case you dontg et this.

ACTUALLY AMY I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGIAN! you are not funny when you say dont let the door hit you on the way out and this like go milk a goat becuas that mena syou are intollarant, there was a time when my farther used to work on a goat and it was the best thing for him he always said. when my mother used to say that he would always come home from work smelling of goat and that she used to love hom even more for it becase even though he would be too tirded to do anything she coukld see how much he would exert himself when he was at work and so she would say to us that this is how a man would behave and then put her hand son on face and give him a playful slap if you understand me becaus eshe was very proud to be married to a man who would get stuck in for his family. I remeber a time when my father was shouted at in town becasue he of they would NEVER DO SUCH DIRTYU THINGS they said but my farthere would simile at us and say each man was like the foundation of his own empaire and that we should not be afraid if we had to put our hand s into shadow because if our intentionsa re good then we will always be safe from moral danger. so there is nothing wrong with this and in fact i think this foriegn girl you layghed at is the bigger man so to speak beacause she didn't tlak back to you and your maen comments. I NEVER KNEW that was how you are and i see now that you are not the kin of girl i thought. So pLease rtell me that you didn;t mean this hings becaus eI will be very sad to think that you are so mean. Be CAREFUL Am,y because those things that go arund come around and it already seems that your judgement is coming and the semantron fallen on to your black attitudes.

Curious i don't understand why you and amy are so bad to eachother why cant you just be freindly? i want to believe one of you but now i reas the letters yo have posted I just don't know which one although amy ha s been very kind to me. are you real curious and if so why should i believe that you are not what amy says. please can you put up a pictue of youi up so that we can see what you look like? i will if you will so its alright.

PS. Is ti rue that you own a essaymill? if so how much do you charge for a 50000 word disertaion on diplomatic strategy. If it is ok i will buy it so can you tell me quickly?

Are you ok amy? Do you need help?

but i do have lots of friends and i am a friend to all of them you idoit! i was really nice to you just now in my other letter espeicially becuas i thought you were being funny about rampism but now i know that YOU ARE A RAMPIST even though you are from nigeria! you a rude especially becuae say things like that even though you dont know ehat you are talking about! it is not my mother it is my father who comes from the land and you are an idiot because if you read my other letters you would know that! nonceforhjire no one will hire you because you are a rampist! if you were in my country i would burn you in my eyes as my mother use to say becaus ei am very angry and htough i would not like to mett you in a dark alley since you would be camofladged and no i am not RAMPSIT!

Although i am not a brightest candle as my mother used to say to me i am certainly intuitive and think that there's something wring with the letter that phoenixs wrote. i think as well that they are not the same company as when i use to by essays from ukessays they were not very nice about oxbridge when i called and said that they were much better and that i shouldn't think about oxbridge essays at all because they are better. in fact they were both ok but the one's they told me not to push away with my mind were even better and the smae price as well. thats why i am nervous when peole talk about rampsism especially because it is difficult to be forighn at university even though almost everybody is! noncefothire your Nigerin? Hello to you as well! AEven though you are full of rubbish abut rampism i think that you are nice and funny. i have a friend from nigeria who always sayd to me "Babboonk the chop!" i think can you tell me what he menaS? i am very happy to make such new friends! HELLO!

@phoenix isnt it supposed to be that it is me who refused to sign the contract and not it is i who refused to sign the contract? anyway HELOO because i am happy to change your writing so that you know. iw as surprised to see that mistake because it is oen that i DO know about... I use dto have a problem as well with thT Part of language too so please dont feel bad. Anyway It my pleasure to met you! I think the mistake is called a 'confuhsion of the mode of agency' or that's what my teacher says. anyway shall i write to you about it?

EDIT: I read that dylan says that it is rude to edit and not aying why so i thought i will tell you that the reason why i am editing is that i had to change the spelling of the letter because I did listen to amy who told me that it was bad to post a letter without checking the spelling of a letter first before it is posted. I will try to do my best when I am writing from now on but it is difficult for me because er I udully just write what xciomes into my head before i lose it. its like my mother use dto say to me when i was young that it goes in one ear and comes out the other! its like that with my writing its like i begin a sentence and in the end forgets the beginning and sometimes even when I try to remember i forget. its really IRRITATING! cane you imagine?!!

hellos amy - i am interested to know. Is it true are you a russian nationalist? My father is a Russian and i miss Russia very much thouhg I haven't been there since I was a baby. I think we will be very good friends amy and i am glad you like me too. thank you for the advice about spelling in your other letters. i know its is me you are talking about. so is it true are you russian?

i agree with you amy its a shame that people cant spell but have problems. i have a spell checker on my computer but it doesn't work wery well beacasue all it does is put red lines and so i think that its not a spell chacker but instead an editing softwear. Ify ou have a spellchecker for me i will use it of course! but perhaps i rush and amn't careful, i am sorry if my problem \9if it is me you mean) is a nuicance. Sometimes i am sad and dont know what to do. but anyway when i spoke to oxbridgeessays just now (i called and asked them about rampism they were very nice and funny and told me not to worry and if i was satisfied with the work? they are very professional i think. does anybody else know about them and if they are as good?

i looked at there page again and you're right they dont use only oxford students they use ones from cambridge as well.ARe rthey as good or are oxbridge essays from pakistan aswell and ive been stupid? i think that oxbridge is a made up word and that there is no such place as oxbridge or oxbridge university and that more people should know about it since it might be important. thankyou for your help amy i will be coming back all the time to speka to you because youar e not mean at al i was wrong but kind to help me like this thankyou. FYI i know what FYI mens, Wow!!!! ROTHFLMAO!!! you are a nice girl thanks alot.

I dont believe youabout the rapism because i think that is stupid and the man i spoke to when i mad my order was very nice. But if this is true i will be very ANGRY! becaue I my father is a rampist and i didn't know what that was unti; your letter. is it true please tell me but i wont believe you whatever you sya? i don't think this would be true because the man i spoke to on the phone was very kind and didn\t soundt like the way you say. my essay was the best essay i ever had and i have always used what amy says is the ESSAY MILL. I know I am very lucky becuae my father is a very rich man which gives me time to do more important things than write essyas on diplomatic strategy (which is my specilalisM). IF you go on the other letters on this site you will see that they are not rapists and that no one has ever said so so i think you ar lyeing nonceforhire. bujt tell me IS IT TRUE!

But i think they do, that's all. I was told that the blood of a oerson froim oxford goes darker because of two reasons one the pollution in the air because apparrenttly its a big city in the north of england which use to have famous oil and it still is polluted and two becasue to live there they test your intillect which turns the blood blue i think due to the injections. but im still confused about oxbridge is that a different place and what does FYI and Wow mean amy?

yes i am for real why? please i dont want you to be horrible to me because you aren't very nuce to peole on this site and when you want to be horrible you can say really bad things. i'm tired today because i have been trying to leanr about diplomatic strategy. theres a lot of stuff in the world that makes me always worry about poelpe especially because of meaness. amy why are you so mean.

Hello, I had a really good essay from these and I don't think that they are bad people. It was expensive but I will buy again because it got a really high grade, a first. I think that they are English people and the one man called John is English definitely and so is the other one, Philip although his name is Greek I think. My last name is Russian and I was born in England so I don't think it matters.

They also said when I asked that they take blood samples when the writers come to apply in person and they test the blood to see if it is from oxford or not. But it's possible to give false blood i think and not be found out by the scientists who I think work at oxford aswell so maybe theya re not all from oxford.

i also looked on the map and couldn't see anywhere called oxbridge! is that made up?