Does this have anything to do with meatspin? 'Cause I like it then.

Is this new user a man at least? I still want to get jiggy.

Hey damdam. Did you not write your request for writers yourself? Why not be your own writer?

You guys are such drama llamas.

Hey JAH, I saw in your opening post in this thread that you are looking for something over a long term basis. PM me please unless you are a girl.

I never ask people to write essays for me. I would rather have them do other things for me (or to me).

Sent from my i-phone, mutha fkaaaa!

This is a weird forum, so you're right. Almost everyone here is super angsty and hates life. But I think it's mostly like a dating website and I like abuse so that's why I'm here.

I'm bi, but not of the same sort that you were talking about ;)

I have determined that you in fact CAN write for a living.

The very thought has given me a boner.

I have to respectfully pass. I'd end up losing that bet because there are people lining up to work with me.

Now I'm going to go be fabulous!

Your essays probably suck much like you, ctrag.

I don't understand.. My essay is only supposed to be 3 pages. You can't do that in a day?


Based on what I read, I don't want your writing services anymore anyway.

That's pretty funny how you call him ignorant and fraudulent, but then you yourself say something ignorant. Good one bro, you really made yourself look great.

Here's something you said:

"If you have nothing to contribute to the forum community except personal attacks and propaganda, you have no legitimate reason to post. Repeat offenders who initiate personal attacks and/or propaganda should be banned. Period. Potentially new members don't want to have to wade through that useless garbage in every thread. If you don't like something that somebody states about a given site or company, you should attempt to counter with a reasoned argument that you support with evidence and verifiable facts. Personal attacks and propaganda should have no place here!"

Shouldn't you follow your own rules? Maybe I won't give you 500 dollars to write my essay after all.