boredwiththis, that sounds like a great resolution. good luck. i hope it all works out tomorrow.
Unfortunately the free essay by way of apology hasn't turned up - I've e-mailed to ask what is happening but have not had a reply as yet.
After missing last Sunday's deadline, I eventually got a reply on the 6th February saying that the writer was confused about the deadline but had "assured us that that the work will be with us tomorrow morning".
The work still hasn't showed up and it is 7 days after the deadline.
Bizarrely I got a message on my answering machine at 3pm yesterday asking if the essay quality was okay; three e-mails and two phone calls have failed to elicit whether this fabled essay exists.
Now I hear "there appears to be technical glitches preventing the expert's submission getting through to us". Still no idea when / if I'll receive the essay, or why they called me on Saturday to ask if I was happy with the quality of an essay that they themselves hadn't received. I didn't think this could get any more bizarre.