Academic Essay Writers - Survey

I recognize that certain emotions do not come across well in text, but it seems that many of your postings on this thread are tinged with too much paranoia and an underlying threatening or angry tone, which seemed both unnecessary and unfounded based on my posting. What I think of as irrational responses to a polite request. That, and I'm not really sure what this meant at all:

"Fracturegang appears to be chacha's mentally impaired brother."

Even if the choice of the word 'rational' may not have been the optimal way to describe your postings, all I was trying to say is that your previous posting was, thankfully, somewhat less aggressive and I appreciated the change of tone so that we can discuss the topic at hand in civility. That's all.

WritersBeware, you are the most stupid person I have ever seen. Your D.... is long enough to reach the hole in your back. So start the job right now before us.

WritersBeware is expert to write 'vagina monologues'.


I think this m***** f****r WritersBeware himself is employed by any Ukrainian Company to defame others. He himself cannot write proper English. Does anybody know what the sentence means?


How will he (EssayIndustry) prove? By butting your a.......s. If he makes money from the survey, what is your problem?

The questions of the survey prove that he wants to know the facts in this industry. Get off his way, you dumb a......s h.....l....e.


Even if an Angel speaks with you for a while, he will simply go mad, because you yourself is a mad person.

Let's make sure we have Fracturegang's unnecessarily explicit description of WB correct. He has:

-a "D" long enough to have anal intercourse with himself
-a vagina
-interrupts his self-anal intercourse to have relations with his mother that are straight out of Greek tragedy
-is also a rectal sphincter

Fracturegang's understanding of anatomy and sexuality is truly revolutionary.


This sentence is perfect English. Chacha was a forum member who was banned for language strikingly similar to your own, Fracturegang. He was also moronic, but what this sentence means is that if chacha were assumed to have normal intelligence (which would have required the addition of a good 20 IQ points), you would still be retarded.

So, rude words from the modest Phyleeks!!!

There must be pain in your a...... that's why you are screaming.

Anyway, I did not mean WriterBeware's mother. Why will I bring his mother in our quarrel? I hope, if WB's mother saw her son behaving abnormally, she would slap him on his ears.

Anyway, m**** f*****r means money ******. I know both of you and WB are forum posters who are paid to behave rudely to stir the quarrel. You are money f****rs.

But the rest of your guess is correct. Now bear the burnt.

Pheelycs, I am sorry I questioned the odd reference to Chacha by WB... I think I now understand. Your summation of the various anatomical maladies and dysfunctions outlined above was superb!

I must admit, I never expected such a gentle request to illicit such a...ah, wide variety of responses. This, in of itself, has made the effort worth the entertainment.

I was quoting you, and paraphrasing what you said in more polite terms. move away from the power lines for a few months and see if that helps.


Damn. You got me. There are tons of entrepreneurs out there just falling over themselves to pay me to argue with you. Now that my secret's out, the competition is sure to get tougher.


What guess?


Bear the burnt what? The Olympic torch? Or did you mean burn the bear? In which case, I'll have to report you to PETA.

As a matter of fact, I do understand what WritersBeware is saying. It's you I can't understand.

You and others like you are the reason ESLs can't get any respect in this industry. I have worked hard to write English properly. I suggest you make life easier for "qualified" ESLs and stop writing... period!

Stop pretending that you're using English and just get a job that fits you. Leave the writing to the "real" writers. Better yet, take a hike! You don't belong in this industry!


Now how the heck did you get this Idea? Pheelyks, if you're getting paid, I want in!

You guessed that I referred to WB by 'm**** f*****'. But you were wrong. Now you guessed right that I meant your bamboo in your a......

Dear Boss (Phyleek),

It is my pleasure to state that you are the boss of the bosses, teacher of the teachers, professor of self-f*****rs, f****r of hundreds of Miltons, Shellys, Wordworths. Your Highness!! I am severely suffering from the lack of English that I need to f***** some swollen-headed in this forum.

Your Majesty!!! Would you please be kind enough to teach me good English so that I can **ck them to my heart's content.

Sincerely yours,

Fracturegang


If your nose is dumped, you will not smell any stink from Phyleek's *****.


Dear Boss, what is your father's name?

?????????

Let me see if I've got this right:
1) you posted an abusive, vulgar message and when Phyleeks quoted it, you assumed that he was the author and proceeded to attack him?
2) on the basis of all the posts, spread across practically every thread in this forum, you concluded that WB is a man?
3) Despite her 2+ year-long campaign against Ukrainian companies, you believe that WB is in the employ of Ukrainians?
4) Pheelyks is a professional academic writer - because he uses proper English, you assumed that he was a show-off? Could it be that proper English just comes naturally to some?

Fracturegang (known to her customers as Lawrence Salazar, Laila Salazar and Solomon Salazar) - you are a riot :) You should donate youself to a science lab; you need to be poked, proded, studied and, eventually, dissected whilst still alive. You are living proof that Darwin had it wrong; apes have not evolved into humans - not at all. Humans are devolving into you; the ameobic-brained ancestor of the primate species.

Sorry, Phyleeks. She is not an idiot as you previously claimed. Idiocy may be the lowest form of mental retardation, but it is a condition whose diagnosis depends on the presence of a brain. Fracturegang has no brain.

You're not making any sense! Is there even one iota of intelligent thought in your head?


Those a Filipino names. This is even worse. Not only are you an unqualified ESL writer, you're also from my country. I'm based in Thailand now, but I am Filipino. I've got a few words of wisdom for ya, Solomon...

Huwag ka nang magkunwaring writer! Tumahimik ka nalang! (Stop pretending you're a writer! Just shut up!) - Sorry about this folks. I couldn't help it.

She is from the Phillipines :) Asian Writer, do you know what this means: Bessar Beta Ekhan theke bhag...

This is a message she left me :)


Finally! Asian Writer, you have hit the nail on the head. Few, if any, are opposed to the presence of ESL writers in this industry. All we ask is that they know English. There are many excellent ESL writers on this forum and quite a handful of terrible ones. When we criticise the bad ones, we are not doing so because they are not native! Finally, someone understands ... thank you, Asian Writer :)

LOL!

Actually, that's one of the Indian dialects. So I guess Fracturenose isn't Filipino. Whew!


You're most welcome.

One eyed professor of human dang, WRT, you are not fit for this job because your eye is on your back (a......). When you eat anything, please take it to your back (a.....).

Did you not see it is phyleek who started to use abusive language first? If you cannot see it, you are the true follower of Goebbels.

Anyway, WB is a woman, I did not know. She is a woman, that's why she is more modest than you bas*****.


Oh, it starts to pain. When you will know its meaning, it will be the best gift for you from me.


Can you smell any stink in this sentence?

I mean WB is an employee of any writing company.

First, it's pheelyks. This isn't bad English on your part, its just carelessness. My name is attached to all of my posts.

Second, I never used language as foul as yours, and when I do use foul language it is creative and witty. So shove that up your back (a....) and smoke it.

Third, the Nazi propaganda expert hasn't posted on this forum for awhile. You seem to think that you and this discussion (and this whole forum, as a matter of fact) are a lot more important than they really are; world leaders and high powered politicians--both past and present--probably have better things to do than paying attention to essayscam. So do I, quite frankly, but I'm easily distracted.

Two can play that game...

Tangina mo! Palibhasa bading ka. Sana madapa ka!

Let's see you translate that, b***wipe!

Don't try to be wise.

I'm not trying. It comes naturally for me. You, on the other hand, are a moron.

Hada lada padapadi mana dapa pu.

The famous Proverb!!! Can you translate it? I think you are WRT in AsianWriter's guise.

It's a joke. Simply you can't.

Today I will prove whether you are really from my country or not. Some traitors are trying to defame my country.

I know that "lada" means "pepper" and that "mana" means "where".

Now your turn...

Kainin mo nalang ang ebak mo para ma-dedo ka na!


Dude, if I was really from your country, I would disown you.


What are you talking about? You've really gone over the deep end now!

Hey money lover!!! You can hide the truth for the sake of money but I can't.

I think you are not from Philippine.

First of all, it's "Philippines", not "Philippine"! Why would I pretend to be Filipino? You, on the other hand, have every reason to pretend that you're human.

And yes, I do love money. So what? If you say that you don't want to have money, then you're a liar!

The truth? What is the truth?

But you cannot sacrifice the truth for money. Are you a Muslim? Anyway I have notion that the Muslim (not all of them) are great money lovers (don't be offended. It's my personal opinion. I know some muslims who are really honest.)

I just discover this forum and It's amazing how much you learn just by spending a little time clicking and reading (hot threads) ^^

Goddamn English!!! Is it English? Learn to write English correctly.

So it is not my dialogue. But it is WRT's. So beware of him.

Again, which "truth" am I supposed to be sacrificing for money? As far as I know, everything I've posted here is the truth. How dare you even insinuate that I'm lying.

Do you really want to make this a religious debate as well? You think I'm Muslim? Then again, what if I am? And if I'm a Jew or a Catholic? What does my religion have to do with anything in this forum?

As far as I'm concerned, you're probably a cockroach... although that might be an insult to cockroaches.


You are one sick person. You need psychological help.

Hey Dude!! let it go. It is just one of my personal feelings. May be, I am wrong.

You are a child yet. You did not see the face of stern reality.

Anyway if you think I need psychological help, you may help me. I want to know that there are some good people in this world.

Yes! You are wrong! You just insulted Muslims everywhere. For the record, I am not a Muslim; but I respect everyone's religion. You, however, are judgmental.


You don't even know how old I am. You always make stupid assumptions without verification. Frankly, you are the one who's "reality-impaired". The people in this forum have been trying to tell you just what is wrong with you;but you just keep on assuming the wrong things and you keep making outlandish statements... all because you cannot comprehend proper English.

Get a clue, will ya?

@ Fracturegang: Just to make sure you got this right, I wasnt implying anything when I submitted my post earlier. By the way, thanks for the advice, but I wont be needing it.

Salazar, you are a sad, mad and bad writer. You are way out of Asian Writer's league, so what are you trying to prove?

You have not made one sensical post and are little other than a source of comic relief. You know, something like a forum jester.

As for your decision to bring religion into this discussion ... it is hardly surprising :) You've gone into the deep end with your vulgar s*x**l references and have now done the same with religion. What's next on your list? As I find this very entertaining, I am waiting to see what's next :)

By the way - your labelling me a Nazi, comparing me to Goebel, is the height of insanity :)

Fracturegang, are you a writer?

Oh no!! don't you know yet?


Now my p*le is in your h*le and I reached my goal.


Now you are on my list.

She claimed to be a writer in one of her earlier posts.

Well, you can hardly be accused of having lofty goals. No wonder you are such a failure :)


Unfortunately, she is. Fracturegang (aka Lawrence, Solomon and Laila Salazar) is an Academia-Research writer (masterpapers', etc). She claims that she is a Premium Writer :)


Along with the masses who identified you as brain-dead? I am in good company ...

And what would that be, Salazar?

I believe Fracturegang is a brain-dead masochist. Why else come here and get beaten up every single time?

Fracturegang - please entertain us with a few more of your idiotic (albeit wonderfully funny) posts before you get suspended again.

Dear Honorable Writer WRT, I have heard that you are the author of one of the best sellers in the USA. Then why are you begging to the students in these freelance companies?

Asian Writer - you know what the real disaster is? She is a writer! She expects payment for her writing! Even worse - she was actually hired by a company (Academia-Research) as a professional English-language academic writer.

Hey Fracturebrain,

The cockroaches are demanding that I take back my statement earlier:


I have to agree with them. You are not a cockroach. You're much lower down the food chain.