I own and operate a custom essay writing service - Ask me anything!

Hardly bragging. You're just setting up another one of your straw men. Its especially weird in this case when this AMA is all about bragging, nothing more or less.

I'm not rolling in the cash like Warren2Buffet and Sam A+ Walton, but neither am I whoring myself out for a few bucks.

And you're the one who claims to make $80 per hour. Talk about bragging...

It seems to me that you can't make up your mind about which false position to front.

And the answer, diphit, is that no, I don't make $80/hour, just like any other writer who is not delusional and realizes that the industry standard is per page, not per hour.

Yes, but if you don't think about your work in terms of time AND money, then you're nuts. It's simple. I have a target income for a given day, week, month, year, etc. Once I hit those targets then I hang with my family, go exercise, work in the garden, take a vacation, and generally live a thing called life that I otherwise wouldn't have if I did not account for my time spent working.

So yes, you did make $80 in one hour if you finished that job in less than one hour. As a freelancer in any field, your rate is part of a stochastic process and is entirely relative to the time scale you decide to use. Even Mr. A+ Math can tell you this after he's done counting his money. If I finished an $80 job (writing or otherwise) in less than one hour, which does not happen as much as I would like, then I'm off to fap away on something else for the next hour.

It seems to me that you're hyper fixated on writing 101-level papers as your soul source of income? You should consult with the uber wealthy W2B. She'll more than likely shower you with her selfless generosity.

I accept a wide range of projects. It's "sole," by the way. I forget when I learned that one, but it was long before numbered courses.

I apologize for referring to you and soul in the same post.

Your writing style is a bit suspect a, so I'm wondering about your ESL status....

I grew up in Appalachia, so I don't have a primary language. Left on my own, I tend to quickly revert back to drinking too much alcohol and mumbling under my breath.

You're fitting right in with this crowd by skirting the main issues and diving right in for personal attacks. This is your AMA and you have so far failed to answer of the harshest criticisms. So in effect, everything that you have said so far can be considered to be untrue or at least greatly exagerated.

I've answered each of your 'criticisms', and I have also called you out on your ridiculous claims and complete fantasies.

Graphie is a clueless troll and publicity wh#$ore who didn't remove illegal advertising from his site until I educated him.

Paraphrase (in the same sociopathic tone W2B):

"Hi, I'm aplus the financial wizard of all things on essay cheating companies. Ask me anything. Waiting... Waiting... Waiting... The only person to ask me anything is an idiot [crickets chirping]."

Well, he did open himself up to attacks by saying "Ask me anything!". I do not think he was prepared for the bullying and backstabbing that normally accompanies such claims at this forum. It would have been better if he just kept his mouth shut and promoted his company directly to students and writers instead. Then, maybe, the attacks on the poor company owner would not have been so brutal. I wonder, why can't we just lift each other up instead of tearing each other down? What purpose does that serve in terms of promoting one's interests? Aren't networks more important than trying to kill the competition (online that is).

I think the OP was hoping to get private messages from students who were looking for dependable academic writing services. I agree that he was not prepared for the onslaught of negativity that followed from the (then) threatened independent writers and company representatives. Students who may have had an interest in his services would have been scared off and taken their business elsewhere to avoid being attacked themselves. Too bad, the OP sounded like a nice guy who was just trying to make a living. He obviously could not afford the advertising fees at this forum so he tried to advertise his services in a different way. It was a bad move at the time.

This is the most obvious indication that the OP probably had absolutely no experience actually running an essay company, or even working as a freelance writer. Customers who receive poorly written papers, especially on their first project from any provider, aren't likely to return for a second paper. Money back guarantees are usually an obvious red flag of a scam, particularly in conjunction with totally subjective standards, such as "poorly written" vs. obective standards, such as "plagiarized" or "missed deadline." In this case, I don't think the OP was necessarily running a scam, either; I think he was just someone with zero experience in this business expressing what a typical complete outsider might think "sounds" like a good policy, just as part of pretending to have enough experience to know what he was talking about.

Think about it: Who would be deciding that the writing is sufficiently "poor" to justify the refund? If it's the customer, the company is entirely unable to protect itself against fraudulent refund demands; and if it's the company, a "guarantee" that depends on the company deciding that the writing was, in fact, "poor" is unenforceable and amounts to no real "guarantee" of anything.