About Essay brunch

Anyone heard about essaybrunch? I just got an spam from them... claiming to be low cost solution to essay writing needs. Any ideas or experience with them? please share

Sounds like a place where we can grab some grub. ^__^

Whats that?

Tough crowd.

You have any experience with them? sounds like new entry into the market?

Really tough crowd. XD

Really if anyone has any experience, please do let me know, i am thinking of joining them.

chacha - it is very clear that you are already associated with Essaybrunch and not, as you say "thinking of joining them." On the essaybay thread, you said:

"Essaybay will soon out of competition because of its serious stubbornness in not replying to any messages either from customers or their writers. They are not going to survive for too long even if they pay on time because there are lot of other qualitative issues which they need to address if they want to stay in the game... My serious to them would be to be serious if you are in the trade." You repeatedly warned that essay bay will soon be facing "tough competition." (Your apparent fixation of the word "serious" probably stems from the fact that few take you seriously). And then on an earlier thread you asked, "What if these sites offer a direct access to writers? i mean by displaying the phone numbers of their writers to the customers, they can virtually eliminate the need for having any customer service as customers can directly ring their writers, discuss the project, take latest updates on the status of their orders etc. any ideas on this? does this seems plausible?"

Shortly after, you just happen to stumble across essay brunch which claims to offer direct access and is a clone of essaybay ...

You will not be able to redirect writers and customers from essay bay to your site as it is a very pathetic attempt to clone essaybay and is full of spelling mistakes. No self-respecting writer would associate his/her name with anything so amateurish and no student would risk purchasing anything from that site. You should have invested a bit more time in revising your webcopy and exercised some creativity so not to come across as an amateurish copycat.

What is it with the name? "Brunch" ... do you even know what it means? And what is it with the request for donations? Why would any ever donate to that site? The request is expressed in a ludicrous way: "essaybrunch/donate.asp - Your little help can make a big difference in the lives of those who are committed towards improving their lives." I am not going to comment on the English as that is a lost cause but, please tell me why any would even want to contribute money to the betterment of the lifestyle of the essaybrunch people?

If essaybrunch is the competition, essaybay has certainly nothing to worry about at all.

By the way - essaybrunch is not even indexed on google yet. When one types in essaybrunch, one gets results for essaypunch.com. This means that it was just went live a few hours or days ago. Despite that, chacha just managed to find it ...

Actually, he somehow got on that site's email list! LOL.

All-you-can-eat essays . . . TASTY!


LOL, another shining example of an EssayBay writer.

The site was registered on May 4, 2009. After registering the domain, the owner had to design the site and write the horrid copy, both of which take time. The site probably went live 10 minutes before essay-eating "chacha" shilled.

I love your sense of humour :)

I know that this one wouldn't get by you!

Hey, everyone, check out this brand new site with which I have absolutely no connection (but nonetheless bet that it's the best site in the universe):

EssayBreakfast.com (most important essay meal of the day)

Under development:

AfternoonTeaEssays.com (UK audience)
EssaySnack.com (for essay-eaters on-the-go)
CandlelightDinnerEssays.com (for the romantic essay-eaters out there)

:) Only you could have come up with that! Love it. So where is Chacha now???

I think he/she went to brunch.

New poll - whose got the better sense of humour? WB or EW? Read the posts above and like me, you'll give your vote to WB!

Seems like people are ready to accuse anyone and everyone here. I am in no manner attached with them. I have been informing you guys since last few days that someone has emailed me to claim to be a competitor of essaybay. Who they are , i do not know. there are lot of spam mail which everyone of us receive. Recently i received an email from oxbridge too luring me to order from their site.

As per your discussion here, you guys have almost termed each site a fraud and still working for them. Is'nt that strange? have a life and come out of your limited thinking patterns of accusing each and everyone. How many of u know the true identity of WB? if you guys yourself are not sure of yourself than you have no right to accuse others.

No self-respecting writer would associate his/her name with anything so amateurish[i][/i]
Why would our so called self respecting writers associate themselves with sites of Ukrainian gang? Despite knowing it? Isn't it a greed from your side? and a bit of bias? grow up guys

Why don't you take your miserably failed shill attempt and "chacha" the heck out of this forum?

Guys i again claim it that i am in no way associated with them....

and is a clone of essaybay[b][/b]
Dell is a direct clone of IBM. If anyone of you here is a business student would know this fact. See the difference yourself- The difference between market position of IBM and Dell....... It just take a bit of vision and unbiasness......

you guys lag behind because you have developed a habit of accusing others which is really unethical and biased. I really do not know the real purpose of this forum? Is it to accuse each and everyone here?

Apparently, you haven't noticed-the jig is up. You're done.

Com'on WB.. grow up

Are you a business student? you would have better understood my comments on essaybay if you had a slight business acumen. There are problems with essaybay everyone knows about it. You do not need an elevated vision to spot the weaknesses in their model. All i said was based on my little knowledge of how to do business in more efficient and ethical manner. The modern business is full of the examples where apparently so called " clones" dismantled the giants from the scene altogether. Don't you know even Microsoft is a clone because it copied the ideas of Apple Inc. Dell is the clone of IBM, China is producing clones of almost everything. so whom would you blame? To exploit the weakness of your competitors is the actual name of competition. Essaybay have to learn about it as soon as possible if they are willing to work long term.

I am not here to blame or accuse anyone or make fun of anyone. I know most of us will end up writing for essaybrunch too because no one let an opportunity go off hand to earn little extra money.

Long-live fantasy!

Fantasy is the name of creation my friend..... Learn to be creative rather than critical... It is really easy to pick others weaknesses.... but it also shows what kind of a personality you possess........ better learn to accept things as they are rather than being critical of them... If you remember, in one of earliest posts, i mentioned that if customers are given direct access to their writers... your reply was " writers will take away their client"..... your this statement was enough to understand what kind of a person you are.....

GROW UP

English, please.

You're a liar. OR proved it. You have ZERO credibility, and your site is complete garbage. Spare us all the violin and take your leave.

[b]You're a liar. OR proved it. You have ZERO credibility, and your site is complete garbage. Spare us all the violin and take your leave.[i][/i][/b]

Are you credible?

Oh you bet...

WritersBeware is an expert on the English language,

essayscam.org/forum/es/paper-examples-writing-service-college-editor-custom-1007/2/

a master debater,

https://essayscam.org/forum/wc/countdown-till-essaywriters-close-down-happen-1074/2/

and.. an all around defender of justice.

Nah... She's a first class moron. ^__^

Ah, EW_writer branches out to yet another thread because of both his sick obsession with me AND the fact that the beat-downs that he keeps taking in the other threads are getting him hot under the collar.

Poor baby . . . .

I referenced out latest thread, numskull. Just to show ol chacha here just how badly you get your butt kicked on a regular basis.

To accuse others is justice? some people, in order to cover up their own inferiority complex, tend to respond in ways she is responding. It is natural defense mechanism. WritersBeware its not your fault. By the way WB have you ever been a freelance writer? you must have been kicked from each site because of your behavior.

I have been a freelance writer, but not for essay companies. However, if I were to write for an essay company, it sure as hell wouldn't be for YOUR joke of a fraudulent, dumpster-diving, parasitic outfit in Jehlum. I would provide my services only to a legitimate, honest, law-abiding company, the owners of which would surely praise me for the type of "behavior" that I bring to this board (which saves countless people from becoming victims of fraudulent sites like yours).

Have a nice day, Mr. Essay Eater!

Why would anyone one want to SINGUP to such a site lol. I really loved the buyer SINGUP and writer SINGUP section lol only trouble was I couldn't think of anything to sing lol

Appropriate lyrics for chacha's site:

"Lookin' for love in all the wrong places . . . ."

"I'ma loser babeh, so why dontcha kill meh?"

Reading your comments on almost all the forums and threads, it seems there is no one who is legitimate, honest, law-abiding because you have accused almost every company despite the fact that 1000s of writers regularly get paid from them.

You are really good at making assumptions and then speculate on them besides being so pathetic and rude. I don't think a so called ethical writer shall have the kind of behavior which you reflect here.

Really? Unless you can point to ONE thread in which I have made a significant accusation against a site/company that I did not prove, do everyone a favor and shut your trap.


I was perfectly civil to you until YOU decided to lie to the public to promote your horrific site. I wasn't even the one who called you on it! So, stop crying just because you got outed. If you keep it up, things will only get worse for your joke of a site.

aww come on WB you know you wanna SINGUP lol

I can't sing and eat essays at the same time.

Your not even trying lol

Give it a shot lol

I notice its still under development, which probably suggests that there won't be any projects available right now.

You've got that one wrong. I publicly confess that I have a chronic superirity complex and am a meglomaniac :)

Chacha, give it up! When you launch a website for professional writers (or recommend one), the very least you can do is make sure that the webcopy makes a bit of sense and is written in passable English. And do you think that I am going to believe, for one second, that the changes made in the webcopy (removal and rewriting) are nothing but a coincidence - not a reaction to the criticism posted here? Pity you removed the part about essaybrunch promising not to treat its customers as do the "industry giants who never pick your phone." The image of a giant picking up my phone made for a good laugh.

What is this about your being a group of "programmers, marketers, freelance writers as well as anthropologists"? How do anthropologists figure into this?

Chacha, please recall that in an earlier thread you asked about the feasibility of direct contact and WB, quite rightly, replied that it would not work as writers would take the clients away from the website. Lo and behold! What do I find on essaybrunch? "Our competitors do not offer you this facility because of the unknown fears that their writers may take away their clients." At least give WB credit for that one :) And I post that nonsensical part about donations and a couple of hours later the essaybrunch people make a failed attempt to correct it? All coincidence?????

While you are correcting the webcopy, please pay attention to the following
1) "Customer Singup"
2) "Writer Singup"
3) "Please provide a valid e-mail address - you will have to confirm it in order to register with EssayBrunch"
4) "EXPERIENCE A TRUELY NEW AND UNIQUE CONCEPT."
That's all I am going to give you ... you will have to read your webcopy yourself to pick out the countless other mistakes scattered all over. I'll give you a hint, though ... every single sentence up there needs to be rewritten.

About your asking if any of us know whom the other really is (and you singled out WB). We may not know one another's real-world identity but, yes, we know what we need to:

1) I have stated my identity and my connection with the industry
2) EW has stated his connection with the industry and named some of the sites he works for
3) As for WB (given that you singled her out), just read her threads and you'll know who she is ... But, just in case your English makes understanding her posts a bit too challenging, I'll give you a hint - she exposes liars and fraudsters through the provision of evidence.

Chacha ... honestly, give it up and do, please, change that godawful webcopy!

Chacha ... WB is the one who's pathetic here??????!!!!! I propose that you scurry along to that diner of yours and dance the chacha while frying up a couple of essays for your starving students .... they may even join you in a sing along.

Chacha, why are you hell bent on testfying to the credibility of essay lunch, SORRY essaybrunch. Let WB have some fun at the cost of this godforsaken company which is perhaps employing retired cooks to do its essays. By the way, are they offering a free brunch ticket or something like that with every essay. You see, even if their essays turn out to be pure nonsense, at least the customer could gulp down the disappointment with a free cheese burger or something like that.

First of all .. let me be very clear.. I am in no way associated with them..... but from your posts, it is really clear that you guys are masters of speculation.. I worked with the essaybrunch guys before because they were previously working by taking orders from different sites and than getting them written by writers. They have never cheated me. As for as mistakes on their webcopy is concerned, it is your and their headache because ultimately what only counts is the work delivered by the writers and not the site so your point is really not plausible.

WHAT ONLY COUNTS IS THE PAYMENT RECEIVED BY A WRITER FOR HIS/HER HARDWORK. And by the way a little ago you said that your recived a spam from essaycrunch, sorry again essay brunch.com and now you are saying that you have worked for them. Are you suffering from amnesia. I konw a few charitable institutions which treat patinets of amnesia for free. However you will have to pay for your brunch or lunch, whatever you prefer.