Hi Essay Scam Family - please welcome me :)

evidence moron or STFU

The evidence is in the linked thread, you fuc*ing neanderthal.

Hello WritersBeware,

I see that you are senior member of the forum. Are you owner of this site as well?

Hi welcome to the site, I'm new here too :)

Aya, contact me on [spam-removed]@gmail. And don't listen to writers2beware. He hates me.

Viktor here will be no better for you than "James" was; don't be the same fool twice.

God dammit, I am writing this free paper for Aya and then I'm never posting on this forum again! Ok? I am leaving. You don't have to ban me, I am done. But I will write this girl her paper if it's the last thing I do, you hear me?

New Comer

Now, I have been an ardent follower of what goes in here. Some stories are inspiring while others are disheartening to say the least.

It is important to understand that online business requires high level of trust and understanding. I have been in the industry for four years now and I wonder why certain things still recur.

As a writer, you have a responsibility to deliver quality work a client entrust you with. Quality means instructions are well followed, references used are authentic (and by the way many writers have the habit of cooking references), grammar is top-notch and the paper is 100% original. As a writer, I have worked with students from various universities across the world. Some have scammed me but I let it go because there are no well laid legal procedures to handle such cases. Others have been good and I even got a graduation invitation from one of my clients in Ashford University. Too bad I couldn't attend.

In a nutshell, we are professionals and some of the mistakes we repeat again and again should not exist in this era. Looking forward to engaging more with all the stakeholders in this forum.

Are you talking about mistakes using English? Granted, it's a hard language to learn, and persistent errors plague even native speakers.

Here are some grammar and usage mistakes you should not repeat again. Your punctuation is also very poor, but, then again, so is everyone's.


awkward language


requires article


no S/V agreement


requires article


requires article


requires article

Before you include yourself under the moniker of "we professionals" (a dubious one even for those well-versed in the language, considering the fact that this was never, and will never be, a respectable profession), you should brush up your English.

Hi guys! I am also new here. I am trying to get back to writing and hoping to get inspiration from this website. Good luck to me.

Currently looking for a writer.

Hi all I'm new here.
It is a very good and useful site.
I'm very glad to be here.

Welcome, POS spammer.

I'm a new member, kindly welcome me

Hey guys, I must commend you for the good work you've been doing. The information on this forum is invaluable; I look forward to making equally valuable contributions.

Hi all!
Not a writer or a student. Well, I guess I am kind of both, operating on the periphery of this burgeoning industry. I think ghostwriting has really interesting implications for authorship, and am interested in seeing how it plays out in the academic realm.

While I don't personally feel comfortable participating in this industry, I won't knock anybody's hustle.
We all gotta pay the bills. ;)

Newbie Here

Hello All, I am Arnold . I want to be a professional writer and have joined this forum to learn new things in writing. Thanks!!

Your name is not Arnold Smith, and your jig is up before it started.

Lolz!

Hello all, thanks you for having me.

Hello all , thanks for this great Forum

Is this new user a man at least? I still want to get jiggy.

hello. i am new here. i have 0.0000 rating. i need 1.0000 to be able to post. help please

hello I am newbie too, this site seems to be a nice place :)

Hi,

I've just joined but I've been lurking around essayscam for a while. I've been an essay writer for about five years, the first three were part-time and now I support myself full-time. I'm a native English speaker with a BSc in Natural Sciences (biology and biomedicine), an MA in Slavonic Linguistics and an MSc in Psychology. I finally got around to joining because I'm slowly in the process of setting up my own client base, or at least trying to find a company to work for that isn't massively ripping me off.

It's Slavic, not Slavonic.

Welcome

The two are actually used interchangeably.

Nope. It's an error on the part of the British, the collective name for our nations is Slavs, not Slavons. Thats like I started calling you people Saxes, instead of Saxons..........

So was Lord Cornwallis's planning at the Battle of Yorktown...

Ah, I eat my words. Pesky Brits. I like your picture. We can call them Slav chavs.

I always say, if you don't know better, blame the British :)

Being British, I probably shouldn't be saying this, but, as a nation, we can be terribly ignorant in this respect. So many people are convinced that the British versions (or bastardizations, if you want to call them that ;P) of words are as far back as the etymologies of those words stretch.

Americans can thank Noah Webster for our versions (e.g., center, color, standardize). According to BBC America, "The firm nailing down of language happened in earnest during the 1800s, on both sides of the Atlantic, and thanks largely to the reforming zeal of American lexicographer Noah Webster, it was with markedly different results in the U.S. than in Victorian Britain" (bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2014/05/america-drop-u-british-spellings).

Amsterdam rocks... at least I think it does. I can't remember that much after two visits. I do remember the Milkweg, the pretty girls, the moat and the hash but that's it.

I just did a Google search expecting this to be some local dish, but it's a music venue. Haha. My bad.

As early as 1806, Webster established pragmatic conventions for American spellings such as dropping the English "u" such as in "flavour" and "colour" and simplifying words such as "plough" ("plow) and dropping the final English "k" in words such as "publick" and musick").

I am a HUGE fan of Old English plurals!

I recently spoke with an American chap who felt that our use of English was outdated and that North American English was the way forward. How do you all feel about that?

I don't know, are you guys even part of the EU anymore? Weren't you voting to split off and sail away or something? Are you taking Scotland or just leaving it lie?

I am trying to make sense as to how much ES has changed in the little while I was away. Now we have members' ratings, and what's more? There are these "Featured" writers.

We also got unicorns and puffy buttplugs to match our new status