If you believe so, who am I to argue? Acknowledging your posts certainly does prove that I am an idiot. You need professional help ...

prove what??? that you are silly? you have proved that already :)

Yes it certainly does. It indicates that your English is HORRID!

Dancing Fool - your persistent failure to read and accurately comprehend the meaning of posts written in very uncomplicated English, say all there is to say about your qualifications as a researcher/writer. Your language use only confirms that you need to be locked up for daring to assume that you may work as a writer and, indeed, deserve payment for your written work.

This is getting to be horribly repetitive but ONCE AGAIN, nobody has said anything about non-native speakers not being able to work in this industry. E-W is a self-confessed ESL writer ... do you believe that your linguistic skills come anywhere close to his? You may have been a match for him when he was a toddler but, certainly not now ...

You can defeat WB in arguments? Interesting ... I always assumed that to effectively and constructively engage in any argument, one first had to understand the topic being argued. Given that you have problems in the area of comprehension, problems whose magnititude is matched only by your highly limited intelligence and your shocking immaturity, I really do not see how you can debate with anyone over anything.

Many of the ESL writers in this industry are wonderfully qualified - whether assessed from the academic or linguistic point of view. Not only do they have a place in this industry but there are companies which proudly declare that they hire both native and PERFECTLY QUALIFIED ESL writers. Unfortunately, the presence of ESL writers such as yourself in this industry has only served to immeasurably harm the reputation of non-native writers in general. The industry does not need to clean itself of non-native speakers but of non-native speakers of your ilk. Is that clear? Non-native speakers can be excellent, and many are, but you are not ...

As for your assumption that all native speakers are cheats ... is that what you want to debate? A ridiculous claim such as that is not even worthy of a response ...

If only you would take a moment to read your own posts and think about how they come across, you might stop posting ... in fact, you might even cut off the hand that ever dared to write a word in English ... as well as the head which allowed the hand to believe that it could write English on a professional level.

As their writers and customers sing "Everybody Hurts" ...

I have named the Ukrainian company which I hold up as the living embodiment of FRAUD. And they know who I am and know, very well, how absolutely damning the evidence I have against them is. Dancing Fool - when one accuses a company of being dishonest, one should have the evidence to support the accusation - evidence which will stand up in any court of law.

I have also named essaybrunch as a blight upon the industry:
1) Any company which sells professional academic English-writing services but is incapable of producing a properly written web copy is a sham;
2) any writing company which promises the delivery of original writing to its customers while it, itself, plagiarises its format and terms and conditions from another, is a fraud;

3) any company whose owner/rep displays an inherent incapacity for honesty cannot be anything other than dishonest itself;
4) any essay site which sells custom-writing services but has not registered itself as a company is deliberately attempting to escape the law and is denying its customers and writers legal protection, is an ILLEGITIMATE FRAUD.

My commercial interests are very well protected ...


Don't you wish?!


If I owned this forum, you would have been out of here a very very long time ago. I am quite confident that the same is true for WB.

Dancing Fool - you really need to get over your delusions - the most important ones being
1) that you speak/write English
2) that you can ever be regarded as an English-language writer
3) that any of your posts make a modicum of sense
4) that you know anything at all
5) that you are in the same league as any here

As for the original question - responding to it is against the rules of the forum.

Interesting and very believable story. Awfully well-written and has obviously been thoroughly reviewed prior to publication. Hence, the absence of any and all linguistic mistakes and the consistent spelling of Novak's (or is it Novac) name.

Is the office cafeteria in cyber-space?

It is getting beyond ridiculous - it is a mud-slinging forum. Where are the mods?!


Yes - but the problem is (as you can see from the fool's posts) is that many assume that this industry can operate above the law ... all you need to do is take out a website and start selling essays. It is really not a question of whether they are legitimate companies or not but whether they are companies at all!

yes it is an IT :)


It seems so - although I distinctly recall being on the stage. But, of course, dancing fool knows better.

WB - I am thinking of taking some english lessons with him. His linguistic talents overwhelm me

Stu4 - Why do I get the impression that you are with A-R? Are you? Honest qs


Does a PhD in international business law satisfy you?


That is hilarious !!!!!


They are my competitors and I am not `maligning them' as you so correctly point out


Actually, I am my own master :) And while (despite being a legit Brit co) I openly employ ESL writers whose English is flawless and whose academic qualifications are above reproach, I would not allow any like you within a mile of us ... The ESL writers we employ write in a way which is linguistically , academicallyand culturally indistinguishable from a native ...

And pls - seek professional help for your oppressor-oppressed/master-slave obsession.

I am beginning to understand that engaging in a discussion with you is a waste of time since you refuse to address the issues raised. To repeat: if you have evidence which establishes that AA is dishonest, pls state it. The evidence should be verifiable and should be able to stand in a court of law. If you have that evidence ... post it (actually I will be very happy). If you do not, then you are engaging in slander.

You say they are cheats and you say they are dishonest ... what is your proof?

Another thing - if they are so terrible, why did you copy
1) their layout
2) their terms and conditions

You do know that this constitutes IP theft, don't you?

Now - I will not respond to any posts involving your accusations against AA because that is their business not mine ...

I have been roundly defeated by Chacha's flawless logic and superior intelligence.


How do I go about UNregistering my company? I would love to do that ... the joy of not having to adhere to Fair Employment legislation, consumer rights and best of all ... getting to ignore the strictures imposed upon us by the terms governing the sale of goods and services. I'd love to pay my writers peanuts (of course, I'll need to hire monkeys) and stomp all over my clients - only after they pay me, of course.

Yes! How could one have ever failed to appreciate the joys of trampling all over the law!


PRECISELY!!!!!!

Doesn't makes sense ... irrespective of the industry (in this case service industry) we have to adhere to legislation governing consumer rights, fair trade and the sale and delivery of goods and services. The essay writing industry is not a no-man's land which operates according to whatever rules it decides, irrespective of country of jurisdiction. Pls read up on consumer rights and all that ... then you will know that what you said just isn't true.


Agreed - India has very strict cyber-laws and there is no getting around them. But let me ask you a question in good faith - is Essaybrunch a registered company? If it is, why isn't the registration number displayed? The issue is not of one country versus the other but the legitimacy of individual companies. Nationality does not bestow legitimacy.


As do all countries ...


Essaybay operates under different rules than do the rest of AA's companies. The others do not outsource their work, they do not hire ESL writers ....

And, if you have proof that UKessays, etc is a scam, pls publish that proof. Unsupported accusations hardly earn you the respect of others.

Again, I really do not care about AA but I really do not see the sense in trying to trash a legitimate company. Do you honestly want to even begin to compare them with something like buydissertations???!!!! Or, as much as I find Essaybay horrid ... essaybay with essaybunch? let's get real here, pls

I have no vested interest whatsoever in defending Academic Answers at all. Objectivity is important, however. Academic Answers happens to be one of the leading companies in this line of work in the UK. They service countless clients and have a rather significant freelancer-base. Their annual profit figures are constantly on the rise. Now, when a handful of writers/customers make a complaint (and they generally target essaybay here), that does not mean that the company is a sham or that it delivers poor quality. The fact that their profits are constantly growing further indicates that they are becoming more popular (despite their prices) and not less so.

So ... I wouldn't really use AA as an example of a `poor' British company because it simply isn't. I am sure that there are British companies which are absolutely horrid but AA isn't one of them.

Just a wild guess here ... maybe British and American companies are needed because the writing is in THEIR language and primarily for students in THEIR universities?

To answer the original question: a company is American if it falls under US jurisdiction and pays US taxes. Mere incorporation in the US (usually in Delaware) does not make a company American, just as e-incorporation in the UK does not make a company British.

Being American or British does not necessarily make a company legitimate nor does it mean that the services they offer are, by definition, of superior quality. It does mean, however, that we are really on the receiving end of the stick if

1) we do not deliver on our guarantees
2) have formal customer complaints lodged against us
3) do not pay freelancers or, otherwise, mistreat employees
4) the product delivered is at odds with the quality advertised
5) we try to engage customers and employees in contracts which do not adhere to the prescribed ones for service delivery or part/full-time employment
6) attempt to blackmail/threaten writers/customers
7) do not pay our taxes

It basically means that we are under much stricter restrictions.

Ahmed - also known as Steve7 - didn't I reply to an earlier post of yours:

In case you have forgotten - when the owner of a company assumes multiple identities and pretends to be a customer, that usually means that the company is as much of a scammer and fraudsters as is the lying owner.

Ahmed - the immature and deceitful tactics you adopt have done nothing but portray buy-dissertation in the worst possible light.

WB - how about:
1) deranged, example: Dancing Fool concluded a single person is behind every post on this forum
2) pathological liar, admitting, denying, admitting again and then denying, etc etc that he is the Cook of Essaybrunch.
3) paranoid, whereby he interprets every post as a threat against his precious person :)
4) chronic meglomaniac, to the extent that he actually believes that he can be counted as a competitor;
5) Forever misbehaving, and despite warnings persists in interupting grown-ups when they're talking;
6) senseless, utterly devoid of any sense ... I'm beginning to suspect that he has had a lobotomy;
7) Linguistically challanged - neither understands nor speaks English and, therefore, has no place on an English-language forum;
8) Is the spawn of Tweedledee and Tweedledum, and his idiocy might be infectious.

HAS NOT MADE ONE POST WHICH IS EITHER HONEST OR WORTH READING!!!!

you made me laugh when i was not in th mood to ... excellent comeback humble :)

There are many in this industry whom I consider competitors and you, Dancing Fool, do not count among them.


Your arrogance is mind boggling!


Are you remotely serious!? Don't you think it best that you tell your shrink all about your delusions? I believe a dose of electric shock therapy (preferably electrocution) could do you some good. The lobotomy you just had doesn't seem to have helped much ...

Just so you know how much of a joke you and your site are, consider the fact that you
1) stole Essaybay's terms (as ew rightly pointed out)
2) stole Essaybay's layout
3) etc etc ...
AND Essaybay didn't even utter a peek ... you know why? Because you and that diner of yours are nothing but a JOKE!

The day you make one post which is not replete with lies and makes a modicum of sense, is the day that I will stop regarding you as a joke and consider you merely pathetic instead ...

After chatting with cybermediaboy (PM) I found out the he is:
1) quite right to be impatient
2) is tremendously forthright
I know that I am going to be blasted for saying this but, I like the guy ...

dearbats, racism should be ignored ...

Freelancewritingcenter is good and certainly does have standards.


So ... what are you doing here?? And FYI, a handful do not condone (in any way) students' submitting the model researches they recieve for credit ...

Actually - she was giving you some very good advise ... if you really want to build essaybrunch's reputation, you should stop posting. As the frontman/owner (no one believes your denials), your posts reflect upon essaybrunch. Considering the nature of your posts, they really achieve nothing but the continued ruination of whatever reputation essaybrunch ever had. By telling you to leave and stop posting, she was giving you good advise and, in essence, was asking you to stop drowning yourself. Actually - I am rather angry with WB over that. Had you taken her advise, I would have been deprived of the pleasure of reading your posts and laughing myself silly.


You are not and never will be competition.


Do we really have to revisit this issue? Your intimate association with that greasy burger joint is as clear as daylight to all; your association was confirmed through your own posts. Don't embaress yourself by lying 24/7 ...


Now that we have established that I am insane, shouldn't you be running away in abject terror? The fact that you are not is indicative of your own insanity ...

Chacha, pls understand that there is hardly a company in this industry which would consider essaybrunch competition. Similarly, you would have to search high and low to find a writer who believes that your writing skills are comparable to theirs. No, neither your site nor your "skills" as a writer are competition.


Where is the threat? I see! It is in your imagination ...

You made two admissions here which I respect:
1) that your company is Ukrainian, albeit registered in the UK. Country of origin is only an issue when a company goes to lengths to hide it and when it insists on Americanising the names of the owners and its admin staff.

2) that you hire ESL writers as the greater majority do but choose to categorically deny it. Some ESL writers, in terms of linguistic skill and academic qualifications, are more than excellent. The determined effort of many to deny this practice is indicative of a persistent commitment to dishonesty.

These two admissions place you in a more positive light.

Accepted :)


I don't have any control over the threads here. If I did, I would have taken down the posts which tried to defame my company

Seeing that you made millions, should you donate to me :) Or maybe you can head on off to essaybrunch.com and help them out with a quid or two - the website is asking for donations.

My primary concern is to prevent defamation against my company and to negate the popular myth about there being any link between me and the TORG gang.


You can't keep a reign on yourself, can you? Well, I can't claim surprise. BTW - descent into insult is never a good sign ..


I hardly help defame any but certainly do post about those whom I know to be, through first-hand experience and a wealth of irrefutable evidence, scammers and fraudsters.

Further, if you know that this forum belongs to *********, please show us the evidence. WB, EW, dearbats and Humble - wouldn't you like to see the evidence which establishes ET's ownership of this forum?

This has been denied on multiple occassions and to date, I have not come across any evidence to suggest that ET owns ES. If it did, why doesn't it just delete the numerous negative threads about *********?


Yes, there are many of those here but there are also some very good and respectable grown-ups too - people who manage, more often than not, to stick to the issues raised ...


Good decision ...

Well said. But in light of the pride you take in your business, why don't you address the complaints which have been levelled against your company? Writers and customers have posted a multitude of complaints here and some forum members have posted evidence which is suggestive of questionable business operations. You, naturally, dispute all that. That brings me to my question - in post #34 you demonstrated a capacity to politely and professionally present your case - so, rather than attack and insult, why don't you respond? If it is because you have more important things to do, I will not dispute that, although I fail to see how 10 minutes a week could set you back. Most of us have better things to do but we are here simply because it is imperative to defend our companies against false accusations and, importantly, to gauge what writers want out of their work with us and what customers complain of. AcademicAnswers, undoubtedly one of the industry's giants, often sends a rep here to deal with accusations and complaints. If anything, it endows them with legitimacy.


Granted that this is a stereotype which I, among others, are guilty of embracing but, you should look at the bigger picture. Your company aside, the fact is that an inordinately high percentage of the scammers in this industry are Ukrainians. The masterpaper/academia-research group of sites has perfected the art of the scam. And, no, this is not a wild accusation - my statement is fully supported by irrefutable evidence and is, therefore, neither libelous nor defamatory. So, while I agree that it must be frustrating and quite enraging to have such a stereotype follow you everywhere, it has a basis in fact.

I can certainly accept and believe that ... but as your company's rep, you really have cast a less than favourable light on it. Had you just come in and called siteowner out for what you say was a generic image and not a copyrighted one as s/he alleged, you would have shown yourself a professional and generated trust. You chose, however, to insult all here.

On a different note everybody, is this forum really associated with The Oxbridge Research Group?


If it is .... no comment but ... yuck!!!

My statement related to your attitude and not to your company and I think my statement is borne out by your posts

Lovely - send your lawyers after me. You won't even have to go through the trouble of tracing my IP ... Shouldn't you be taking your meds now?


I am not the one barking[i][/i]here, wouldn't you say?


The fact that The Oxbridge Research Group lie through their teeth is something that I do not believe any could deny. I have stated that before and their lies extend way beyond the claim that they only hires Brits and Americans.


Good for you and actually, so do I and publicly state it!

Academic Answers has protected its business on multiple occassions through this forum, as have I and several others. None have descended to your level. You could have responded to siteowner (whoever he/she is) in a professional manner but, instead, you chose to turn this thread into a mud-wrestling ring.

And I fail to see the relevance of the email you posted ... it certainly does not negate the unfavourable opinion which many have formed of you, on the basis of nothing but your attitude and behaviour.

The boy in your handle is appropriate because you certainly have proved yourself just that.


No - I am not related to oxbridge essays boy and do not have much respect for the Oxbridge Research Group. Even so, they are a cut above you.

No wonder you did not want your site associated with this character! Out of curiosity - what does the Ghoul of Customwritings.com do to customers who complain? Waterboard them ... or eat them alive?

Given that you have identified yourself as the owner of Uvocorp, your behaviour is hardly surprising:

Aren't you eloquent :) I never thought there would come the day when I would ever say this to anyone: you make Alexey look like an angel, in comparison.

You are a very scary person! To believe that this thread has anything to show the world and to assume that the world is anything but utterly disinterested in any of this, makes you a real loon.


Writers of the world arise! You have nothing to lose but the chains which all essay companies, with the sole exception of essaybrunch, have shackled you in. Break free and follow the leader of the Writers' Revolution, General C(h)aC(h)a of Brunchland, also known as St C(h)aC(h)a of the Deranged.


Essaybrunch is definitely not better (relative or otherwise) than any site in this industry.

Mod - even Public Enemy #1 believes that I should be awarded the authority to block people! Why is this site denying me my right to block Caca????!!!!


Sorry to dissapoint you but my writers are quite satisfied :) And, I do not have a writer-blocking feature ... don't need one :) Tell me, do you block writers and steal their money?? Tsk ... tsk ... naughty girl! This is the last warning I'm giving you ... if I catch you being naughty (stealing money, blocking writers, frying essays, etc) again, I will send you to obediance school!

Mods - block Caca ... she is a silly and naughty little girl who
1) steals money from writers
2) blocks writers
3) interupts grown-ups when they speak
4) sends customers donation requests :)
5) refuses to show me proper respect!


Then what are you, So Honourable One, doing here?! You are only proving my point about what a nighty and silly little girl you are!

Even though that would entail the removal of the writers and industry customers for whom this site was created (you really are terrifically brilliant), I support your recommendations because of the good which will come out of it - your removal!

Have you ever considered a career as a one-woman stand-up comedy act? I honestly believe you wil do well! Your posts give me the stitiches and I do not think it fair that the world be deprived of your comedic talents.

How amusing! :) And your greasy burger joint was the competition? You don't seem very tame to me ... I have made a mess out of taming you!

Ok - pls tell others what you have found out about me and my dirty tricks. You really must warn others!

Idiot - for the upteenth time, I am not associated with the oxbridge research group. And, for the zillionth time - the oxbridge research group is comprised of liars. The Malimatinas brothers are a pair of juveniles. Any who do business with the oxbridge research group, whether writers or customers, are just plain silly. So, everybody, do not go anywhere nearthe OXBRIDGE RESEARCH GROUP.

Caca - you fool, don't you understand plain English? Pls use the search function on google and study up on the industry.

The Oxbridge Research Group:
Oxbridge Editing
Oxbridge Essays
Oxbridge Law
Oxbridge Primary Research
Oxbridge Personal Statements
Oxbridge Investment Banking (it is a joke - they claim that top executives from Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan will write your personal statement!)

Oxbridge Law Tutors
Oxbridge Training Contracts
Oxbridge Vac Schemes (Get this - top execs from Clifford Chance, will fill in your job application form)
Oxbridge Pupillages

The above sites will fleece you!

And Caca of Brunchland, you didn't answer my qustion - why was your account suspended? How about a straight answer for once in your life.