You're Ukrainian yourself, aren't you?

lol

Haha, you hustlers can't even speak English.

Poor English on the website is not a good sign: "one of the London's best and most trusted provider" (should be providers)

"free sample of the writers work" (should be writer's)

Neither are illegal and irresponsible promises: "When you order a 2:1 from us you will get a 2:1, every time, first time or your money back!" (legitimate and responsible companies never promise you a grade, because they know it is illegal to acknowledge that you are turning in their paper directly as yours).

"Study Ais Essays have the highest guarantees in the custom writing industry, your grades are guaranteed..."

Looks like a scam to me. It appears their live chat is down, but you may want to "interview" one of their reps-- ask them if they have a UK office you can visit.

*the London

Can't believe I missed that one. If you can't even get your English articles right regarding the place you're supposed to be located...

My impression is that Writecheck is free and not complete, but anyone can use it; Turnitin has a lot more papers stored in it, and you need to be a professor to log in.

From nursingessay.co.uk's website (just one example among many of abysmal English): "Nursing papers is a type of scholarly written work, which involves insights with respect to medicinal services speculations and their usage in the contemporary social healthcare settings."

Among their "testimonials" (written in the same butchered English as the web-copy): a Pakistani gynecologist and "Sarah Palin." Okay...

And finally...

Denver:
hello?

Welcome Denver! Your request has been directed to the Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.

Call accepted by operator Chris. Currently in room: Chris, Denver.

Denver:
hi; I have a nursing project due.
Chris:
Thank you for contacting our Live Chat. How can I help you?
Denver:
I am just going online first to check and make sure this is the kind of service I want to use.
Denver:
my first question is, do you have offices in the UK, US, or another English-speaking country?
Chris:
may be I can help you decide
Denver:
it's "maybe."
Chris:
we have offices in UK
Denver:
maybe you can.
Chris:
we are in Folkestone, Kent
Denver:
where are your offices located? are they a payment processing company, or can I stop by your office?
Chris:
we usually do not cater to walk-in customers
Denver:
but if I walked in, would there be anyone there?
Chris:
but you can make the payment either by account transfer or by PayPal
Denver:
what is the exact address in Kent?
Denver:
I only trust companies with real physical addresses-- not fake payment-processing addresses, but a real office, or even a real PO box.
Chris:
22 BASE POINT
FOLKESTONE
KENT
CT19 4RH
Denver:
I am not trying to be rude, but it is hard to find a good company in this industry.
Chris:
can you please tell me what are you looking for?
Chris:
an essay or a dissertation?
Denver:
Are you South France Holiday Home Ltd.?
Denver:
a dissertation.
Denver:
what is the name of your company at that address?
Denver:
I am only finding South France Holiday Home Ltd.
Chris:
Nexus Corporation Worldwide Limited
Chris:
what is the topic of your Dissertation?
Denver:
and can I stop by that address and find a representative from Nursing Essay, not Nexus?
Denver:
if not, if you could please tell me why not.
Denver:
I would appreciate it.
Denver:
my topic is "medication errors."
Chris:
we do not cater to walk-in customer, therefore; I think it is pointless to discuss if you will find a representative from Nursing Essay or Nexus

Denver:
*customers.
Denver:
one more question. are you in the UK yourself?
Denver:
sorry, and another: why don't you accept walk-in customers?
Denver:
I am in the UK, and I want to establish trust with this company.
Chris:
I think you are capable enough to write a dissertation on your own
Denver:
what's wrong with me stopping by your offices?
Chris:
if you can pick *customers, then I am sure you are good at writing as well
Denver:
I surely am, but I don't have the time.
Denver:
learning plurals is something most native English speakers do in grammar school.
Denver:
are you in the UK yourself?
Chris:
well, I am sorry but I won't sit through this interrogation, if you would like to have a conversation then I will be happy to help

Denver:
interrogation? I am just trying to establish trust with your company.
Chris:
yes I am
Denver:
I spoke to a another company in the UK that gave me their address, and invited me to drop by.
Denver:
why is that a problem for your company?
Chris:
well, and you still don't trust them
Chris:
it is our policy, I cannot change it
Denver:
I do: they are my first choice so far.
Denver:
you are rapidly becoming my last.
Denver:
is that what you want?
Chris:
Good Luck
Denver:
I have plenty of money.
Chris:
Good for you
Denver:
thanks; I have the feeling I'll need it.
Denver:
yes, good for me.
Chris:
Good Bye now
Denver:
okay, "Chris."
Denver:
thanks for the info.

Chris has left the conversation. Currently in room: Denver.

QS: If you are going to position yourself here as a scam-buster, it would behoove you to at least do some rudimentary checking up on the company you are red-flagging. That kind of research may show up your adversary more than the endless attacks, don't you think?

Where are you from?

Watch out for what you don't know, slob.

*about which

You might want to work on your own language skills before continuing to build these little glass houses. I do love to see a good mistranslation, though.

As for this thread, it's looking more and more like John Schmoe panicked. Are you there, John?

I want to know what company (possibly) threatened to report someone to their school. And yeah, as for details, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

What do you think the point of this site is? (Hint: think of the site's name)

What essay site?

Haha, I'm sure. That really speaks to how you value yourself.

UK papers do take more time, but they also require less free-thinking and creativity. Did you notice?

If you ask me, charging more for UK/Aus papers is about exchange rate, not quality of education. Education is ****** everywhere, but in some places, it's better than others. Oz has its share of prestigious and ridiculous schools, just like the US and UK. Just because they have different holy grails (careerism vs. formalism) does not make one system better than another.

Education is also about a lot more than writing term-papers. Where are you from?

I've said this before and I'll say it again-- projection, people. You encounter a total stranger on the internet, decide you don't like them, and find yourself with no ammo-- that's dangerous to you.

I haven't given JohnsMom any ammo-- that stuff I keep as much as possible between 1. myself and 2. my accountant. I'm not like fat boy, bragging about how I extorted my own customers on this forum, or how I have an impulse control problem when it comes to junk food-- giving people like me, who don't like them, great ammo.

In the absence of great ammo, JohnsMom, all you can really do is fill a void with your own inadequacies. I'm really sorry about your lack of finances. Things are tough all over. I find personally that the harder you work, and the fewer nutso conspiracy theories you engage in, the better. I wish there were something more I could do for you, but I have to look out for #1. Good luck!

Then there are the ESL speaking customers you extort and then report to their universities. Hey lunch-box, how could you forget those?

Another case of "scum on the run:" chatting with wedoyouressay.com's help desk:

DZ:
I told you there are too many to scan; I can't email it.

15:37DZ:
the writer needs to use the packet to do the assignments.

15:37Katherine McAdams:
Oh, sorry for the confusion DZ

15:38Katherine McAdams:
apologies, but we cannot give our address to the customer, you can only email us the sources

15:38DZ:
I'm sorry, why not?

15:39DZ:
and also, isn't your address on your website?

15:39DZ:
can you answer me this: what's that place in Seattle you have listed on your website, if it's not your address?

Katherine McAdams:
That's our office address.

...

15:40DZ:
So what? why can't I mail it to your office?

15:40Katherine McAdams:
Apologies DZ, as much as we would like to help you

15:42Katherine McAdams:
we can only offer you to send the sources trough email.

15:42DZ:
Why?

15:42DZ:
it's not even due for 2 months.

15:42DZ:
there is plenty of time to send the package.

15:42DZ:
I am willing to pay for the postal charges.

15:43DZ:
I will even pay you extra for the inconvenience.

15:45Katherine McAdams:
Thank you for that DZ, but it is not possible to send us the package. we only accept sources through email. Apologies for the inconvenience.

"Help Desk" later that night couldn't identify either the Space Needle or the Mariners... I was banned before I could capture the thread.

The Space Needle= famous Seattle tourist attraction

The Marniners= Seattle's MLB team

...just in case "Katherine McAdams" or "Katherine Smith" are (is?) wondering.

Hi, spammer. Check out the crappy English on your website:

"A question that strikes every candidate is 'why should I only choose this particular service provider? Well, the answer from us very straight forward and simple. Over the years, we are well aware of the fact "Jack of all trades, master of none" and therefore, we wish to be masters of only certain specific subjects."

It's a pretty narrow focus; maybe you should think about becoming masters of English first.

Let me know if you're hiring web-copy editors.

"Thanks for being the test market for my English skills, Oz! Whoop whoop! (My English is still terrible)."

Ridiculous!

There are better ways to learn the language than to trash a bunch of term-papers in it, chump.

Fish in a barrel.

Please refer all further question to writer services department.

AssignmentEssayHelp, 3706 Mentone Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90034,
USA : +1(213)438-9854
Australia : +61284172057


I have the feeling this statement is going to boomerang, since the above is a house.

That's the address their representative gave me on live chat.

Welcome to AssignmentEssayHelp.com Live Chat windown.

Dizzy
hi, I have an assignment due.

Executive
Hi

how may i assist you

Dizzy
it is due Nov. 5.
10 pages to be written on Stonewall Jackson.

Executive

may i have the assignment details

Dizzy

it is for a freshman college class on US history.
the problem is that my professor created a notebook for the class.
well have to use the notebook to complete the assignments.

Executive
yes, we do have experts specialized in the same

Dizzy
where is your service located?

Executive
We are based out at 9 english speaking countries including USA, AUTRALIA, UK and others

Dizzy

where is your USA office?
the thing is that the notebook is 400 pages.
it is too much to take pictures.

or fax.
and the professor has not put it online.

hello?

Executive

i am sorry got in to a urgent call
i am we can disclose the location its confidential
*we cannot disclose the location its confidential

why?

I talked to another company in NY that gave me their address.
I can just go to them, I guess.

Executive
please wait am giving you the address

Address:

USA
AssignmentEssayHelp, 3706 Mentone Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90034,
USA : +1(213)438-9854
Australia : +61284172057

Dizzy

and I can send the order to that address?
*notebook

Executive

it would be easier if you share it through google drive or drop box
as we have all communications through mail

Dizzy

I looked up that address.
it is a private residence.
what are you trying to do?

hello?

Executive
yes am there

Dizzy
so, can you explain why the address you just gave me is a house?

Executive
As I am a customer care official based out of Australia, I am not sure of the address being residential or official.
You can try calling their number and the person on call will be able to help you out.

Dizzy
well I don't want to send the notebook to a house.

Executive
I did not understand
You need not send any thing from post.
You need to send only in email.

Dizzy
your address is not a business.
I just told you, it's 400 pages.
I'm not going to scan every page.
and the professor didn't put it online.
now you're telling me to send it to some house in California.

and you don't know why.

...or do you?

Although I can see how you could be confused, this isn't a place to advertise. Your post up there is spam. Spamming is what happens when you try to advertise your services by coopting forums and/or using mass unsolicited emails. Everything but the "mass" fits your bill, and I suspect if you could get your **** together, it would, too. If you want more clients, here's a clue: make an investment in some English lessons, write an advertisement that doesn't suck, and post it at Essaychat where it belongs.

Kinda... but I think that's giving this lazy spammer a lot of credit.

awk


client base


incorrect preposition, missing article


incorrect verb tense for time signifier

There are UVO spammers on this site like white on rice, but I think a lot of them are too shell-shocked by now to make nonsensical, bureaucratic excuses in the open. We'll see, though.

I wrote for these people years and years ago. They are giving you the treatment. If you want my advice, don't lie down. Stick to your guns. And in the end, you may find that you can do a lot better elsewhere.

Viktor, what is that disgusting thing on your chin made of? Weasel fur? Is that a pubic hair graft? Where did you go for that, the family mob doctor?

Forget about hiring writers-- you can't even speak English anyway-- get yourself to a barber, kid!

Update - the site doesn't exist any more.

"Hej, this is James. We are open for business somewhere in the Sindh region of the Netherlands. Our MBAs are around here somewhere. Please; no high-school level history essays."

"You need to calm down."

"Hej... this is the sales, customer service, billing, shipping, orders, scheduling, payroll, administration and operations department."

I think you're missing a verb, there, ace.

Nice one, slick!

Okay, spammer. You don't seem to know the difference between hijacking and setting things straight, so I'll leave your education to the mods (...mods?) and WB (you have a question to answer). I expect we will soon see an end to your reign as one of the most retarded essayscam piatas I've ever had the bemusement to come into contact with. Till then, cheers-- and after then, keep racking up those refunds, and keep giving me business as your dissatisfied customers seek editing and rewrites with legit companies. You're all the advertising I need. By no means should you take English lessons; stay just as you are. You're perfect.

Your problem is a common one. You have an essay company in a developing country, and you're not fluent in English. Yet, somehow you've convinced yourself that you're going to be competitive as a seller of essays in English. It's a one-way ticket to deceiving your customers. Maybe you thought it would be easy, but here you are, about to be forcibly removed from the bottom of the barrel, having revealed yourself in front of all of the fish here to have 1) no staff 2) no clue and 3) no class. I'd be mad, too.

I'm a little concerned you're having a homosexual panic, James. It's not unusual, I guess; after you've been dominated by someone smarter and more powerful than you, you start to have thoughts about how big their balls are, and the relative tightness of their buttocks. I understand, and I don't take offense. My balls are huge; you're right. I'm okay, and I understand that you're mad, and lashing out. I hope that you resolve whatever issues you apparently have, and learn to make more money.

There is a bright side, if you can keep your cool. The bright side is that at least you know what a drop-box is now. If there's one thing you can take from this and move forward, James, it's that you've learned a little English.

Neuk je moeder!

How sweet it is.

Chat with us regarding case solutions:

James
MBA Writer

You
hello?

Chat started
You
I have a paper due.

You
can you help me?

You
is anyone there?

James joined the chat
James
yes

James
here

James
hello

You
okay sorry

You
I thought no one was there.

You
I have a paper due on Ben Franklin.

You
it is 10 pages.

James
ok

James
When is your submission due?

You
and I need 5 online sources.

You
and 3 books.

You
it's due in 2 weeks.

James
do you have the books?

You
the 3 books are from my class.

You
yes I have them.

You
can I send them to you?

James
yes

James
we would need the books

You
I can send them through the post.

You
I can do next day delivery.

You
I am only sending 2 though.

James
you will have to email us your case and instructions and reference materials to

James
order@thecasesolutions.com

You
I can't email, I have to send the book through the post.

You
I can ship it, it's fine.

You
where is your location?

James
we are in netherlands

James
it would cost you a lot in shipping

James
you can buy online copy at amazon

You
where in the Netherlands?

You
I am in the UK, it won't be too much.

James
or send us the funds,, we would purchase ourselves

You
plus I have a friend from the internet who lives there.

You
where in the Netherlands?

You
I might just be able to drop it off, if I visit my friend.

James
Utrecht

You
that's where my friend lives.

You
what street are you on?

You
do you have a drop box?

James
dropbox yes

You
that's great, can you tell me what street it's on?

You
I can just visit my friend and drop off the books at the same time.

James
we dont receive visitors

You
I can't believe this.

James
you will have to send us the online copies

You
well, that's fine, it's a drop box, right?

You
I don't have to come in.

You
you just said it was a drop box.

You
what's going on?

James
we do have dropbox

You
why are we back at the beginning?

James
but we are a virtual company

James
we dont receive physical deliveries

You
I was just opening chat with my friend in Utrecht.

You
you said you have a drop box.

You
what do you think a drop box is?

You
do you know what a drop box is?

James
i though u were talking about dropbox application

You
no, it's like a mail slot where you can leave packages or books.

You
well, why not?

James
may i have your email?

You
you tell me you're in Utrecht, and I get all excited.

You
and then you tell me I can't go there and drop off the books.

You
I don't know what's going on.

James
nothing is going on

You
I was just going to chat with my friend.

James
you need to calm down

You
I thought this was too good to be true.

James
and act like any other customer we have

You
excuse me?

You
I'm just trying to yuse your business.

You
you don't have to take that tone with me.

You
I am calm.

You
I thought you had a drop box.

You
everything is fine; you calm down.

James
please email us your materials

You
anyway, can I mail them some other way?

You
I don't feel confident emailing the book.

You
it's not on Amazon.

James
emailing is the only option we have

You
it's a very old book, and it's very obscure.

You
our professor did it on purpose so we couldn't cut and paste from it.

You
so I only have the physical copies.

You
that is why I need to mail them.

James
too bad

You
so if you can't take visitors, can I at least do that?

James
you will need to take photos of the pages and then email us

James
who is the author ?

You
Lance Dumont.

You
it was written in 1877; you can't find it.

You
I told you, the professor did it on purpose.

You
why can't I just send to your address?

James
may be then we cannot help you

You
I had a quote from a company in the US that told me I could do that.

You
they had a post office box.

You
why can't you do that?

You
their rates were too high, but maybe I will go back there.

You
you don't seem very into helping me.

James
are you our returning customer?

You
No.

You
I am shopping around.

You
I saw your discounts.

You
But if you are telling me I can't send anything to Utrecht, I am suspicious.

You
it seems to me that you'd want my business.

You
and I am even willing to pick up the cost to send the book.

James
we dont work this way

You
just because my professor is being a pain.

You
well, I don't see why not.

James
we do case analyses , mostly business cases

You
you have an office, but no visitors?

You
what kind of business is that?

James
i think you should order somewhere else, if references from the books are really important

we just do case analyses, which is our forte

You
I am going back to the American company that has a post office box; they welcomed my sending the materials.

You
you're backing out on me; it's weird.

You
frankly.

You
it feels strange.

You
your attitude towards me has been strange, too.

You
first you say you have an office in Utrecht, and then, all of the sudden, you don't.

You
it doesn't feel right.

James
we do have offices in utrecht

James
but we dont receive visitors

James
neither your sending of the book would be any help

You
I'm talking about sending a package in the mail.

You
or using a drop box.

You
since I get a weird feeling from you in the first place, I dont' want to visit you personally.

You
don't worry.

James
you should order some where else, unfortunately we wont be able to do a good job on your order

we just do harvard cases

You
I just want to send you a package, get a paper, and give you money.

You
fine; turn me a way.

You
I'll take my money elsewhere.

You
have a nice day.

James
thanks

As a teacher, actually, you know what I'd do? I'd feel sorry for you, and give you a "DO OVER."

And do you know what you'd do? You'd go to a legitimate essay company, if you were actually a customer, and get someone there to fix it for you. But you're not going to do that, and you're not going to tell us your grade, because you're not a student.

I'm going to leave you alone now, because I just realized something else. I work for a legitimate essay company, and you're giving me business. I'm one of the guys on the other side who fixes your travesties, and I should be thanking you. I'm the one your wounded customers run to.

Enjoy your refunds-- cheers!