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cocklejoe   
Jan 26, 2010

your ET Masters

This is sounding quite surreal. Researcher, are you suggesting that WB is reporting directly to aliens? Do you smell of vodka and have a very long beard?
cocklejoe   
Jan 25, 2010

I stopped at "eaten by others at the end."

Sorry, WRT, but as George123 pointed out, the word is actually "eated". Therefore you're Melissa.
cocklejoe   
Jan 17, 2010

more to come...... wait....

I can't wait!

Regarding the Russian translation.

If you're referring to the link at the bottom of the Edit My Assignment homepage, that's to a different site (probably with different owners, judging by the Whois records) and is probably just a paid link.

Also, if they're so good at translating from English to Russian, why do they use Google Translate to translate the whole Edit My Assignment website?

...

Still waiting. Whassup, can't remember where you left your reading glasses? Have you tried looking up your own posterior?
cocklejoe   
Dec 20, 2009

Hmm. Found this interesting. I've just signed up with a company that I won't name, after months of just observing this industry, I'm now part of it!!! Maybe I'll start a blog about it. Diary of a Call Girl, but with (much) less sex...
cocklejoe   
Dec 20, 2009

Google's Policy about essay companies



So there I was, checking my mail, when I noticed that the sponsored link at the top of my g-mail page was for an essay-writing company. Nothing subtle about it, I think it was essaywriter.com, and it got me thinking...

I thought Google banned such services from its paid advertising? Did that only apply to adverts on the search pages?
cocklejoe   
Dec 08, 2009

I am not sure if this is the right way to approach writers.

Recommendations aren't allowed on here, but you could do worse than try essaynotreally.com
cocklejoe   
Nov 14, 2009

Exclusive extract from the recently discovered 'Melissa' by Samuel Beckett:

British StyleYou're Melissa.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not. You are.
Haha.
Seriously, you're Melissa.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not.
Yes you are. And I'm not.
Well I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not.
Well I'm not.
You are. I'm not.
No, you are. I'm not.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not. Foolish American.
I'm not Melissa.
Yes you are.
No I'm not.
Yes you are. You're Australian Melissa, you American ****hole.
No I'm not. You are.
I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not.
You are, you know. You're Melissa, from Australia.
I tell you I am not!
cocklejoe   
Nov 12, 2009
General Talk / OxbridgeExpert needs to go! [16]

When I read OE's rants, I find myself wondering "What does it take to get banned round these parts?". There must be a limit, surely, but - where is it?

Or does someone have a very good reason for wanting OE to keep incriminating herself in an open forum, with logged IP addresses etc? :p
cocklejoe   
Oct 12, 2009

P/S: How to open a new thread here?

Click 'Post New Topic' at the top rght of this page. It's a yellow button with red writing.

And definitely don't give customessays.co.uk a penny.
cocklejoe   
Oct 05, 2009
Essay Services / Disertation Creation .com [34]

I think the wrong date was simply an oversight

Remind me to get your site to write my history homework for me some time

Sorry, 'reference paper'. To help me write my own
cocklejoe   
Oct 04, 2009

I used to teach part-time at undergrad level (up until June 08) when I lived in England, and the standard of English was quite worrying at times in the essay I'd be marking - grammar, punctuation, spelling, pretty hopeless in some cases. I actually find EFL students in France write better English than my old UK students.

But Fracturegang, anyone who gets paid to write in English should have very good writing skills. The odd mistake here and there is inevitable, but the majority of complaints on this board are from people with poor levels of English complaining about not getting paid for the writing they've done. Without supporting essaywriters.net & co., I can see why...
cocklejoe   
Oct 03, 2009

Call me naive, but I always thought if a company like essaywriters was consistently accused of fraud, then its payment system (i.e. the company that processes its credit card payments, perhaps incl. its bank accounts etc.) would refuse to do business with them. If they're really Ukrainian and hard to touch legally, would it be more effective to target their (maybe American?) payment processors (did I spell that right, it looks wrong)?
cocklejoe   
Oct 02, 2009

I don't always agree with WB, but I think she's right on this. You wouldn't believe the propaganda surrounding this industry, I think they spend more writing spam than writing essays for schoolkids
cocklejoe   
Sep 28, 2009

IMO, a profession is a socially recognized occupation.

What about a professional thief? I think professional just indicates that you make a living from it (or try to)...
cocklejoe   
Sep 28, 2009

the ninja's post not constituting SPAM

I wonder, will anyone else anywhere in the world ever use those words in that order again?

In France we eat spam a lot for lunch :)
cocklejoe   
Sep 11, 2009
Writing Careers / essaywriters.net fraud [179]

So there actually IS a moderator?

Blah blah blah waffle waffle bollocks

So true.
cocklejoe   
Sep 07, 2009
Essay Services / About Meta-essays.com [76]

Jesus Christ, Chacha, you don't actually charge people for your writing services, do you? If you can do it, maybe I should give it a go!
cocklejoe   
Sep 06, 2009
Essay Services / Anybody used ukassignments.com? [27]

Yes, it was **** and they scammed me.

Any others you're wondering if anyone's tried?
cocklejoe   
Sep 06, 2009
Essay Services / About Meta-essays.com [76]

The thing is, webcopy isn't rocket science. Everyone makes mistakes, but I've set up websites before (not writing ones) and I always go through and check for those mistakes, and fix them. It's called professionalism.
cocklejoe   
Sep 06, 2009
Essay Services / About Meta-essays.com [76]

I agree with WB, poor web copy on a writing site is like having maggot-infested meat in the window of a butcher's shop, but a sign saying 'We've got good stuff out back, honest, but I can't show you until you've paid'.
cocklejoe   
Aug 29, 2009

Egyption hyrogliphics

As a lecturer, let me say: you have no idea what you're talking about. As is so often the case, you are plain wrong. There is NOTHING to stop a university lecturer with Turnitin access working for an essay writing company. NOTHING. What you're talking about is institutional purchase agreements and licences, which I dare say Turnitin would refuse to grant for custom essay sites. But your central point is dead wrong, and I'm sure anyone with half a brain on here has already sussed you for an egotistical moron. Plus, you can't spell for toffee.
cocklejoe   
Aug 29, 2009

I also like your assumption that the only black students at US universities who can afford to cheat are athletes

Fair's fair, he's clearly an idiot, but I think you're misrepresenting him a little there. And anyway, he's an idiot. Oh, wait, I already said that...
cocklejoe   
Aug 29, 2009

University Paper OrderLet me post my thoughts:

Two words:

Ball prints.

Three more words:

From your chair.

Summary:

NEVER use a university computer while naked.

Apparently scrotal prints, as they're known in professional circles, are between 30 and 50 times more unique than fingerprints. Like snowflakes.