Aw, and after all that I misspelled concede :P Well, I shall take my own advice and aim to do better with the spelling next time; Heremeout, it would be much appreciated on the forum if you would do the same with your grammatical ability, insults, capacity to accept criticism in any form ...and your whole basic writing style.

Have a nice day ^_^

Heremeout: How do you expect to get better at writing in English if you won't accept any criticism? Surely if one of your customers sent a complaint regarding the wording you used in your essay (and how their paper received a mark of 18%) you would know better than to revert to personal insults if you seriously expected to earn anything in the industry. Moreover, why Kenyan writers as a general rule? Are they like some kind of "apex predator" super hero level in your version of the writing industry? Well, alright, I conceed; a chacma baboon is an apex predator in its own right as well, but I think most would still opt for the services of a human writer. :P

Sorry, but there's no such thing as 'a grammar' in this context, which is what pheelyks was referring to. Did you mean that its use in a sentence was not grammatically correct? How can anyone refer to how appropriately the word 'cannot' (which is a legitimate word if that was your gripe) was used as part of a sentence if you don't quote the 'offending' sentence in the first place? O.o


I'm not seeing the causal link between this apparent 'misunderstanding' and pheelyks being an ESL speaker, tbh.

That's your fault for your crappy writing. It can easily be understood the way I took it. In your words:


^__^


Too much information.

LOL, very clever dodge. You're so inconspicuous. ^_^


TEASPOON!!!! STAPLER!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!
OH GOD I'M SORRY FOR YELLING!!! ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!

LOL yes, my slang. No one else ever uses that phrase on the internet.

LOL. Okay, I'll be waiting for you to discover what's in my profile anyway :D I feel honoured to be considered such a great threat to your attempts to w*0re your website. Are you 'researching' Pheelyks as well? You seem to think everyone here is a Ukrainian. Have you figured out where WritersBeware is from as well with your detective skills?

Oh and on the topic of google, care to google 'Essay Writing X Factor?' Lolol.

I'll trust you, Sherlock. :) So, am I lying?

LOL. The first one in my last post that you conveniently dodged.

According to you I'm Ukrainian or Kenyan. :P


Captain Obvious.


How does this follow in this sentence? It being the case that we have a number of languages ...? Fairly redundant really as you clearly stated, and it's fairly obvious, that we do. If you were referring to the first sentence on the other hand ...no wait, that still doesn't work. ^_^


If it was about my 'secret' identity you'll find my ID page reveals all.

Am I required to be fluent in PHP etc. in order to post on a forum about writing essays for students?


Oh right. My bad. I'm always assuming people are talking to me when they're actually busy programming. You clearly know best what I always do in this circumstance. I'm so sorry I somehow assumed that your post in the forum addressed me. :P Next time perhaps you and your computer can talk via PM. ^_^

Elsewhere on the forum you are advertising an essay writing website against forum policy and insulting others who try to get a straight answer out of you after your cute little identity swap from customer to employer.


I did it for the lulz.

Rich coming from you. ^_^

What people think of your communication ability.

Excellent communication skills right there, clearly taking into account your target audience.


Your excuse when no one understands the way you write ...

Then why do you feel the need to shamelessly promote on this forum?

Sorry, I was referring to your writing attempts. :)

Aw, but then you'd stand even less of a chance ...:P
No wonder you've never been on essay writing X Factor.

Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow. ^_^

What kind of question ends in an exclamation mark? Oh, that's right, I forgot - this funny, incomprehensible one. ^_^

:D Thanks for the great advice. May I suggest in return that you use babelfish to translate what you want to say from your native language in future? Might make your posts easier to understand than your failed attempts to communicate using the English language.


So do you, by the way. :P

Looks like something obscure and irrelevant to me. ...Oh wait, that's a good metaphor for someone I just met. ^_^


Did you not watch essay writing X Factor?? What is wrong with you? :|

Is this some kind of alien chant? ^_^

And FYI essay writing X Factor is totally big where I come from, so of course I don't need to convince anyone of anything ...They all know I won; after all, it was on national television.

Pfft.

LMAO! Again with the warped families! I think someone's subconsciously lacking a bit of maternal affection ...:P

........................It's true, I am totally from Kenya everyone :D and ALSO from Ukraine. Not only that, but I won the essay writing X Factor! ...Twice! I confess! I had no choice in the matter! I did it for both my countries!!!!1!!11eleven

...............................................

I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that meddling munywab ...Damn your investigative skills ...

...............Lol.

Good for you. That makes one of us. You forget that when you post on a forum your audience is not yourself but the person or people you're posting to. ^_^

And as for your original question: I'm sure that, out there somewhere, a person from Kenya has 'outwitted' a person from Ukraine with regards to essay writing. They had a massive essay writing battle (like X Factor but for writing essays), and the sneaky Kenyan overwhelmed the Ukrainian with his intellectual prowess, and superior quality pen.

:|

Lol! :D So never mind the threads from 2009 then ...
Does a set of all sets contain itself?

I don't know about scamming but you're certainly doing a good job of spamming and resurrecting 2 year old threads ... ^_^

Advertising is not allowed. A shi$torm would swiftly ensue if it were, considering some of the members here have a clear 'allegiance' to one site or another and no one's unfounded 'good opinion' is to be trusted. You'll find a lot of people try to talk up their own companies to get clients (some of them may actually own some of the sites in question and for this reason are likely to be biased and may lie in order to appear 'legit' to prospective customers seeking their services).

With so much personal agenda filling this forum's virtual atmosphere, the best thing to believe when looking into a site's integrity and reliability would not be the 'personal experience' of 'satisfied customers' (roflmao :D yeah right ...) but objective facts about the company: Have they been honestly proven unreliable before with strong evidence? Look at the sources and how honest they are too, people can throw links around to supposedly badmouth companies at times that actually prove nothing at all.


The disclaimer explains some things about advertising (more specifically, how it is prohibited in the forum) and how seriously posts from users are to be taken as well (consider all of it subjective if there isn't any evidence). So basically a list of 'reliable' essay sites would be subjective without a doubt and users promoting websites are seen as advertising.

If you're worried about being dissatisfied with the quality of writing etc. perhaps order a sample report first (of just a couple of pages) and if it looks satisfactory then go for the whole thing? I think that's what another forum member suggested in this case and it seems the best bet. Good luck! :)

I'm unsure but are they connected to the foreign custompapers4u.net ?

O.o Seems Academia Solutions Ltd. is depicted in the TOS on that page, but that might not be the case; if not that's certainly an odd naming coincidence.

The same name is also mentioned in academiccoursework.co.uk / professaywriters.com / superioressays.us / thebestessay.us / dissertationhelper.co.uk that can't even spell Academic right on their page ...

Eh, I'll sit out on this one and leave it to the established players ...

I hope your application goes through okay though, if they are indeed legit (the economy is certainly in a fairly compromised state as far as employment goes right now in the UK).

It's a pain to be messed around, you should certainly take a look around at what's on offer elsewhere since a few UK paper sites are cropping up on job searches lately and you're hardly under any obligation to a company you're not even a serious part of yet, unless the terms of your 'contract' state otherwise.

You are their client, but I'm pretty certain you can work for another company as well at the same time as a freelance writer.

Shop around. :P