Hey jezzer, make sure to verify her verifiable evidences. Furthermore, make sure not to fall into her usual trap of associating such "verifiable evidence" with unrelated claims.

Hey jezzer, this may enlighten you: https://essayscam.org/forum/wc/proof-cases-may-lead-american-companies-give-clients-1081/

You're free to believe anything that WB says. Of course, you should think twice before trusting anyone who can't even count from 892 to 894. ^____^

Right.. and if ANY poster would run through everything bad that's ever been said about ET on this message board by ANYONE, he/she would find your ugly head rearing shamelessly and your filthy mouth blabbing some slimy defense for the company most if not all the time. I'm NOT the only person who ever said this.

Well.. many teachers of ESL (based on my experience as I have helped so many of them already) have English as a second language.


Maybe asif worked for essaybay. :p

A huge portion of the posts are tantrums by WB, who just can't take it that her worthlessness is being exposed on a daily basis.

There's no hidden agenda, if that's what your asking. I'm just giving the good fer' nothing a**hole something she very much deserves for how she behaves on this forum. ^_^ It's not a chore of nobility, it's a fun hobby. :) I used to do this to people who deserve it on out local message boards. It's good to see someone who thinks so highly of herself be put to shame.

Actually, I don't take any order (unless it's REALLY simple) for anything less than $10/page. I did prove in another thread that most if not all American companies hire writers only from a very limited number of locations. Thus, until there are better options for us competent writers who reside in third world nations, we have to stick to the companies that are willing to hire us and at the very least, pays for good work.

Oh and yeah, it's day 785. ^_^

See, jezzer? ET's dog confirms it. If you don't intend to submit what you buy as it is, then you may wish to try ET (although they are a bit pricey). If you do intend to submit it as it is or just paraphrase parts of it (or even all of it), you should look for a company that can better protect your interests.

From one of the best essaywriting companies, no less. :)

Hey WB... your post reminds me of a famous cartoon character:

"Oh.. Mighty WB... your employers are in trouble.."

"Here she comes to save DA DEEEEEEEEY!"

Hahaha.. your "feelings" for the company soooo give you up, numskull who needs to brush up on counting numbers (you know, positive integers such as 892..... 89...3. :p).

There are many comments about them on this forum (they go by the name ET for most people here). The general thing about them is that they supposedly churn out good papers but you can't use the papers that you buy from them for academic credit. Also, if you use any of the materials that they sold you, you have to properly paraphrase/quote what you took and cite it properly in your works cited/reference page.

But hey, don't take my word for it. Visit their site and check them out for yourself.

When I was looking to apply, I read that I needed to submit U.S. IRS forms and so I abandoned the idea of applying altogether. I just viewed their site again today and couldn't find that requirement anymore. However, I did find something else that's a lot more direct.

Mandatory Qualifications (non-negotiable)
* Must be located in the United States, Canada, Great Brtitain, or Australia. (We will not send a check to an address in any other country.)

I guess that ends this debate, yes?

Err.. hey Oxbridge, did ET just spell your homeland's name wrong? o.O

But when someone who has English as a second language does it, you'll call it another "slip of mind". :p I'll have you know that some of the most common errors committed by ESL authors in the Math books that I've edited for a local company is precisely not placing the apostrophes where they should be.

I'm not dissing your writing skills. I get that they can be typos (that is, you DID try to press the apostrophe key in both occasions but weren't able to somehow) as much as they can be unconscious grammatical errors. My point is, I wasn't the one who readily jumped at the chance to throw a cheap shot at someone who wasn't doing anything to me. So now that I've returned the favor, can we get back to... what did you call it, an intellectual debate? :P


But you live in the UK, don't you? >.< So you're not an off-shore writer for UKessays.

How about ET?

Now what the heck does this mean with respect to my response to your post? o.O Sigh... apparently, some people think that posting random quotes taken off $1 secondhand books passes off as sounding smart these days. >.<


I'm sure they do, Jennifer,

I could go on like this forever. ^_^ I just want to make sure that people reading this thread would see my answer to your question every time you post it.

Still day 783, folks. Nyuknyuknyuk! ^_^

Day 784.

Secret words: one & was.

Why? I'll let you know when I get a bite.

That doesn't answer my question. I was asking you what the companies you mentioned asked you to send them AFTER you got accepted, not before.


Cool... I never commented anything about this though (I think).

Did I mention legally anywhere in my sentence, lamebrain? :P Hey... nice picture. You really do look like a man. >.<

Do I need to explain? Nah.. just read the article again and put it together yourself. It's not like it requires you to do any math. Hawhawhawhaw!!!!

I think I'm gonna laugh my guts out. XD

Keep dreaming, moron who can't count. ^_^

Err.... 892 + 1 = ?

Hahahahaha!!!! Why do you make it so easy? Oh jeez, you're hilarious... XD

Oh yes, it is. Any average reasonable person can see that. And like I said:

Hey, be my guest. ^_^

If a school coach went to ET and told them the same thing this guy told EB admin, what options do you think that would leave ET with? :P But yes, this proves my point that "legit" companies such as Academic Answers and Essaybay are more likely to cough up customers when left with no choice. This is precisely why customers in EB don't need to present any personal info about them and why financial transactions are conducted through a 3rd party (escrow). This way, the company is able to protect its clients better. ^_^

You're doing good, Carly. You don't need to bother yourself with the numerically impaired loser above. It's good that essaybay is beginning to shape up its writer support system.

Inquirer, do post if Carly is able to fix your problem. Thanks.

I'll just keep answering the same question with this same valid response, thank you very much. ^_^

Oh, wait. So you got something against the number 783? Ok.. umm.. what number do you think it should be? Oh wait, I forgot. You're numerically impaired. :p Why don't you describe the number to me in a 2-page essay and we'll see if we can find out how many days you think should be up there.

ROFLMAO! You're too much fun! ^___^

Just as I recognized his.


But hey, maybe his keyboard was missing an apostrophe. :p Point is, everyone makes mistakes. What matters is not to make them when you're getting paid... which I guess explains your almost perfect grammar when posting on this message board. ^_^


Stop kidding yourself, moron who can't count. ^_^ Even OR, without me ever asking her to, said that she couldn't have guessed that I was ESL. :) Care to ask Lavinia and Freelance as well?

Let me put it this way, I've had literally thousands of clients and very rarely have I ever encountered clients who weren't satisfied with my work. Furthermore, the clients who were not satisfied with my work were almost always those who demanded extra work outside of what was agreed upon in the original project description (like what pheelyks encountered).


Hahaha.. why are you so sore about this? So you can't count.. big deal. Lots of people can't, even in the U.S. :)

People shouldn't take statements like this seriously from someone who doesn't even know how to count.

Hahaha!

Oh, please. If I never told anyone that I was an ESL writer, nobody would have guessed it.

Oh c'mon... I just found it really funny that you didn't know how to count and just wanted to share it with the rest of the good folks here. ^_^ The fact that you continue to feel affected by my comment merely substantiates my claim that you are in fact, a moron who can't count.

Back to topic: Clients don't care about whether English is our first or second language so long as we can write in the language according to their needs.

Hahaha.. what proof? You've been claiming time and time again how "damaging" the evidences that you post are. C'mon moron, these antics of yours are getting more and more pathetic, making it all the more apparent how totally worthless you are both as a poster on this message board and as a person. ^_^

Day 783 of WB's failure, folks. :D

Humble, I'll watch the clip later (got a resume and a disso to complete within the next 3 hours). What pheelyks says about the population difference between the two countries is correct though. Ratios rather than actual quantities can provide a better comparison.

Read the post if you want to know the true story. It's day 783 of WB's worthless efforts. ^_^

You're from the UK right? When you were accepted by ET, what documents were you asked to provide? Do you think someone from the third world would be able to provide these same documents? Furthermore, if we accept what you say as true, then aren't you contradicting the promise of many of these legitimate sites that they only hire American writers who have English as a native language? No matter how good a Nigerian is in writing in English, a "legit" company hiring such a person would be in violation of their promise (which is the same thing that ew and other foreign sites do).


Care to name a few of these sites? :P

Again with the lame Toyota argument. XD Why can't you get it through your thick skull that the two situations you are describing are not parallel. Toyota sells cars for driving, not for killing. Essay mills sell papers for cheating which is against the law in 17 states in the U.S. Oh, and before you go into another ridiculous tantrum on how essay mills have no idea of what their clients' do with their products and how 87% of students don't submit bought papers for credit, ask yourself, do you really want to keep looking THAT stupid to everyone? :p

To those reading:
Don't take this loon's word for it. Click the link and read the posts.

It's still day 782, people. ^_^

Errr.. I'd call anyone above the age of 30 who doesn't know how to count a moron and I'd probably be clinically correct, moron. :p

and waste my time? No thanks. I'm content with reading the evidences that you post and sending you back to hatchet worker school with them. :)

Here's the article originally provided by WB:

chronicle.com/free/v55/i28/28a00102.htm

People, just read it and understand the issues for yourselves. I got work to do.

Riiight....

Look, I've really got no time to argue with you. You say that foreign companies should shape up and stop hiring unqualified writers. I agree. You say you understand that competent foreign writers such as myself have no other option but to work for foreign companies given the strict employment regulations in the states that American companies have to abide with. Great. You say I made that error in my writing because I'm ESL. I disagree but don't really see why I should argue any further. ^_^

I don't need to explain anything. Students who read the article you gave would see exactly what I mean. Have a nice day. :P

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LOL! If I lose 893 more times, would I end up winning? :p My advice: go back to grade school and actually learn your ordinal numbers. Did you rely on homework help for ALL the mathematics subjects you ever took in your life? Sigh...

Did you also "accidentally hit a key that was right next to the key (you were) aiming for" here? :p

Making mistakes is nothing to be ashamed about, period. ^_^

OH please... it's been building for three years and will continue to build for the next 20. :p I won't stop my count and it will continue to be a daily reminder of your ineptitude. :)