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WRT   
Oct 30, 2009

Personally speaking, I was fully prepared for an ugly exterior. You are so thoroughly and unequivocally rotten from the inside that it only stood to reason that you would be unfortunate in the looks' department. I was not prepared for this, though. Haven't you ever considered corrective, plastic surgery? Your nose is quite crooked and the tip is abnormally elongated. I suspect that you suffer from the Pinocchio Syndrome; the more you lie, the longer it grows. I daresay it grew a yard or two this past week.

As for your eyes ... well, they are somewhat rat-like. Close-set, shifty pinpoints. Your mouth, as you know, is abnormally wide. Try not to smile again. It makes you look rather freakish.

Your hair ... what can I say? It is bad, girlie. The colour is terribly unnatural and you have less hair on your head than does a balding male. There is hope yet, however. Stay away from the cheap dyes you've been using and stop tugging and pulling at your hair when in the throes of one of your very frequent maniacal fits.

Serious now ... you'll probably lurk round this board and read all that is said about you. If you have a modicum of common-sense, though, you will not post. Melissa, you really do not need any more enemies. You've made enough to last several lifetimes and are in an inordinate amount of trouble. You truly are a very dishonest, bitter and hateful person (the truth is not liable, Melissa). You steal, you lie and you insult. You are on the wrong side of the law and have no sense of shame whatsoever. There's a price to be paid for your actions, Melissa, and while it is going to be a terribly hefty one, it is well-deserved.

You have stolen webcopies; you have cloned websites; you have lifted the programming of others; your promotional articles are plagiarised; your blog posts are plagiarised; your ad claims are classic examples of conspiracy to engage in consumer fraud. Ten years in business? Multiple degrees? Served thousands of satisfied customers? Marketing may be about exaggerating what is already there but it was never about outright lying - that is illegal and you are guilty of that on several counts. Unfortunately for you, Australian law is quite strict about things like consumer fraud and has a terribly unyielding Sales of Goods and Services law in place. Can you, Melissa, be sure that someone here, anyone, will not report you? You do know, don't you, that you will have to answer to those whom you stole from?

Melissa, stay away. Stop posting and try not to aggravate more and more people. As I said and, as you well know, you have enough enemies at the moment. Try not to create more.

I am young, and have a great future ahead of me!

Apparently, you are right. You are an essayscam hit, Melissa. The three threads which revolve around you are tremendously active and have received a record-setting number of reads in any seven-day period. Congratulations!

Now, naff off.
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009

(even to a Jew like me)

A Jew in America! Ar you trying to tell me that all Americans are not Nazis?

It was uncalled for at best...

Of course it was uncalled for and can only have ever been uttered by an insane sociopath.

Serious now - Melissa is not right in the head and, as is evident from both her posts and actions, is a really bad person. She should be locked up in an assylum.

I've heard too many nice things about Australia

That's the difference, Phyleeks. Despite it all, none of us turned this into a `bash Australia fest.' When all is said and done, Melissa, there is a world of difference between us. Your anti-American rants are disgusting; your wishing all Americans dead is just pure evil, even if said in passing. But, you know something? None need to defend the United States against your stupid attacks and none feel compelled to. Every evil and vile word you utter exposes you as a really horrible person. Dig your grave, create more enemies ...

It's so typical on this board. One unemployed loser who has nothing better to do finds a link and posts it online. Then other losers beat it up to the point the false becomes 'the truth' (in their eyes at least).

I am sorry, all. I had earlier said that Melissa was infinitely worse than the Yuris and Alexeis amongst us. I take it back. Stu4, you are just as bad.
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009

GOOD LUCK OSAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hardly surprising, AsianWriter, hardly suprising.
Birds of a feather flock together, and all that. In Melissa the Anti-Christ's world, Bin Laden is one of the good guys. Her favourite disciple.
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009

Denounce Melissa, I dare you.

Girlie, if only you knew what we now know. I am in love with Google.

I AM THE MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do believe that the Anti-Christ declares himself the Messiah. Are you Melissa, the Anti-Christ? I knew you had a forked tongue and horns and I am NEVER wrong.
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009
General Talk / ESL Essay Lecturers!!! [51]

WRT is Melissa HE HE HE.

No problem at all.
Melissa is MAD
Melissa has asked me to say that she is a pophile (I have no evidence of that so will not speak for myself)
Melissa is a liar
Melissa violates the copyright of others and hold herself above the law.
Melissa is a website thief
Melissa is unapologetically dishonest
Melissa owns Priorityessays, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns Classaessays.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns academicaeducation.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns academicawriters.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns mywriteteam.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns priorityadmissionshelp.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns theseoxperts.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns essayscamalert.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns sydneypetminders.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft
Melissa owns customresearchers.com, a scam site which is founded upon theft

Anything else, Melissa?

Now, naff off, girlie

Your turn, Oxbridge, denounce Melissa.
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009

Good going TexasGenius!
I saw the pix. Was a bit dissapointed because had imagined horns, fangs and a forked tongue. Madness was, however, clearly visible.

You know, Pheelyks isn't my real name.

Thank God! Was scared for a moment there.

Melissa, as Robinson says on a near-daily basis, "You may leave. Off with you. Goodbye."

As I ( rather like sucking up to Royalty) would say, "Naff off, girlie."

Maybe you wouldn't be so bitter al the time if you had a sandwich, Melissa. Or got yourself laid now and then without giving your lovers paper cuts...it must be hard to find people, eh Melissa?

Take a look at her friends! Chloe MAD. I love animals to bits but that dog looks terribly stupid!

Melissa, please read Pheelyks' posts. He is American but has mastered the caustic, dry British wit. If you are nice, he might give you some `pretending to be British' lessons.
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009
General Talk / ESL Essay Lecturers!!! [51]

libel lol

Give Melissa a break, Nathraq! Wouldn't you consider it libel were any to call you a Melissa? I'd consider it a mortal insult!
WRT   
Oct 30, 2009

I have told you morons before - I am NOT Melissa anybody and do not live in Australia.

This is a classic! Melissa considers being called a `Melissa,' a form of criminal libel. Oxbridge, you have made my day. I love it.

I do understand that being a Melissa is horrid but, you really need to learn to love yourself. I appreciate the difficulty of doing so but, you can always ask for professional help.

Now, lassie, run off to the Australian Federal Police and tell that that you were publicly libelled. I am sure that when you tell them that you were called a Melissa, they will arrest every last one of us.

And, now you may naff off (by the way, strange how you never ever used that particular Princess Ann expression until I did).

I'll give you another lesson in being British soon.
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009

I have worked with British, American and Ukranian companies. On the basis of personal experience (which I won't generalise), I disagree. With the Brits and Americans, I only ever revised another writer's work a couple of times. With the Ukranians, I can safely say (and have the supporting evidence), that I spent most of my time, revising the work of others. More often than not, revision was virtually impossible for one of the following reasons:

1) I genuinely couldn't understand the ESL writer's English;
2) the work was plagiarized.
3) the write-up had nothing to do with the order instructions.

Rewriting from scratch was always the easier option.

Customer complaint rates are not, in my experience, remotely comparable. Certainly, we would get some problematic customers but, in general, most were satisfied and were loyal to the site/the company. With the Ukranians, customer complaints were never-ending and sometimes tended towards the rude. One had to sympathise, however. It was not unusual that I be the third or fourth writer assigned to the order and by the time it got around to me, the customer would have formed a highly negative opinion of the site and its writers. It is largely because of this that Ukrainian site customers develop writer-loyalty and, hardly ever, website-loyalty.

There is no doubt that the Ukranian companies have some good writers and it is this group which has helped them survive the rotten publicity they deservedly receive. The majority of their writers, however, are illiterate, uneducated fools. Their Admin is even worse because most do not even understand English. Hence, they invariably miscommunicate client messages and instructions to writers, and writer messages to clients. The end result is, often, a horrid customer experience.

As I said, I will not presume to generalise my experience but I strongly believe that your contention, Stu4, is ridiculous.

Those who TRY to artificially create the bubble that the "foreign" companies are much worse than "American" companies are:

No. You are much worse and most of what is posted here is based on the personal experience of writers and customers.

Stu4, as you know, the Ukranian companies don't have a writer screening and recruitment process/policy in place. When we apply to US or British companies, we are thoroughly screened and they do not take our resumes at face value. We provide proof of our degrees, our nationality and sign a contract or a writer policy. When I applied to the first foreign site I ever worked for (Ukranian), they took everything I said at face value. I never provided (nor was asked to) proof of my degrees or nationality. All I had to do was write this stupid 1 page essay on "Plagiarism." I was accepted on the spot and assigned orders right there and then. One of the very first orders they assigned me, an untrained writer (as far as they were concerned, I was), was an MSc dissertation. Why did they assign it to me, a writer whom they had no experience with and knew anything about? Simply because they did not, as still do not, give a fig about their customers.

The other companies, RWC, EW and Allwriting, just recruited me. They never asked me for anything, not even a sample of my writing.

The reader should do the math him/herself.

Yes, please. At an average CPP of $4.5 per page, you get illiterates. Is an undergrad (let alone a grad or post grad) going to settle for that type of money? Stu4, you pay peanuts and you get monkeys.

It is YOU who are the problem because you don't believe in yourself and your own skills.

No, Stu4. You and your gang are the ones who pay peanuts, not the Americans and not the Brits. You are the ones responsible for the entry of hordes of unqualified ESL writers into this industry and for the subsequent devaluation of ALL ESL WRITERS. The Americans and Brits do not have a race-based fee policy in place. Nationality and race are utterly irrelevant.

you shouldn't judge anything because you are an ESL writer and cannot think straight.

Flawed logic. An ESL writer, even an utterly unqualified one, is probably capable of rational thought in his/her native language. You, however, are not. Your irrationality is not a consequence of your nationality but, an integral part of your mindset. Stu4, injecting race and nationality into this debate is senseless. Let's talk qualified and unqualified writers, regardless of race and nationality but, as determined by education and linguistic proficiency.

This isn't about race. This is about "bad industry practices".

Right. Why can everyone but you and your cronies see this, Stu4?

It just so happens that these "bad practices" are done by non-American sites.

I disagree. Melissa is a native speaker but cannot write and, importantly, theft, deceit and lies are the foundations of her sites.

companies need to have better tests and outsource their testing to ESL teaching companies.

Good idea.

So you are from Philippines? You MUST be a fraud then!

Don't misrepresent. How about the Australian or British sites which were exposed right here, on this forum? While scam has no nationality, a tremendous percentage of the scammers are Ukranian, Pakistani and Indian. Do you know why? Because your consumer protection and business accountability laws are non-existent or underdeveloped. You can get away, scot-free, with things which we would be torn apart for even considering. The absence of solid Sales of Service, Consumer Protection, Consumer Fraud and Business Accountability laws, functions to encourage and promote blatant dishonesty.

You are and will always be an ESL Writer, but now you seem to forget it.

You wish. Stu4, if you people hadn't allowed illiterates into the industry, the ESL debate would never have begun. Had you recruited people like AsianWriter, ESL would never have been mentioned at all.

Your argument is both tired and boring, Stu4.

Scurry off, now.
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009
Essay Services / Non-Plagiarized-TermPapers.com [29]

AsianWriter and all other QUALIFIED ESL writers whose dilligence and hard work have earned them a place in this industry, none of what I am about to say is directed towards you at all (this sentence is horribly convoluted).

I really don't understand how, and why, barely literate ESL scammers are allowed to register companies in the US and UK. Our governments are enabling their fraud. These people are hopelessly incapable of providing the service they sell. They are wholeheartedly committed to the fraudulent misrepresentation of their writers' skills, the quality of their service and themselves (as in who they really are). Customers do not receive anything close to what they were promised and, accordingly, paid for; more writers than not are denied their rightful due. The consequences are that the entire industry is labelled `dishonest,' and all of us are denounced as scammers. Even worse, we often get lumped together with the scam companies and the illiterate wannabes who have forced their way into this industry.

Any company whose webcopy spouts horrid English should be trashed.
Any company which hires any writer without checking their academic qualifications, should be exposed.
ESL applicants should be double-checked (the good ones will sail through and the bad ones will be tossed aside)

And, you know what? It is a big deal when a company lies about its home country/nationality. It really is.
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

All my points: QED

Melissa going a few rounds with Robinson ... "wouldn't it be loverly"? Give it a thought, Melissa. With your "superior intellect," amazing general knowledge and awe-inspiring education, you'll be sure to make it to the final round.
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009

Oxbridge, although you've been thoroughly exposed as Asif4444 and Melissa, one suspects that you are going to come back and hysterically insult one and all.

If I were you, I'd scurry off to the bushes where a boxing kangaroo might punch me in the face and knock some sense into my head, or where a dingo might gobble me up and end my miserable life.

Penalgirl, are there many like you in Oz?
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009
General Talk / ESL Essay Lecturers!!! [51]

The hysterical capitalisation, baseless accusations and very same words which wereAsif4444's trademark.

Your last three posts, Melissa, have exposed you (you were stark naked, anyway). You are OxbridgeExpert and Asif4444.

Naff off, lassie.
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009

your amazingly successful life.

LMAO! Good one, American writer.

Fine, Oxbridge, you are not Melissa. Let's put it to the test.

As you know, Melissa is a copyright thief and a very disturbed individual. She has stolen from several companies and actually had the guts to excuse her thieving criminality. It stands to reason that, as was amply evidenced by her total inability to compose a single original sentence for any of her websites, she is not a writer. It is also clear that she is a plagiariser. Honesty is concept alien to Melissa.

You, Oxbridge, are not her but someone who wants to expose the rest of us scammers. Simple enough. Write this:
Melissa is a thieving plagiariser. She has no respect for the intellectual property of others and is dishonest. Students, beware of ever approaching a site which Melissa is associated with. Do not go anywhere near priorityessays.com, classaessays.com, mywriteam.com, academicaeducation.com, academicawriters.com, customresearchers.com, priorityadmissionshelp.com and any other site owned by Melissa. Use the services of these websites at your own risk. If go anywhere near the plagiarising Melissa, your university career may permanently end.
WRT   
Oct 29, 2009

People! Most of you are writers, real pros. Haven't you picked up on it yet? Don't you recognise what other handle was used? JenniferAA, think back on who called you a `Nazi.' WB - don't you see it? You were a particular favourite. How about you, "TexasMoron" (that was your nickname)?
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009

Another of Melissa's "borrowed" websites is customresearchers.org. Supposedly, a logo design company, every single one of the logos she has posted as part of her so-called work portfolio is "borrowed" from the AAA Logo software package.

Customer testimonials: Thank Goodness for Custom Researchers!

customresearchers.com: I have tried many other copy writing/designing services in the past and was left with copies that were written with countless mistakes. It appeared as though someone with English not being their first language had actually written my assignments, which is jeopardizing my business! Moreover, the directions given to many other companies were never followed correctly. This time, when using Custom Researchers services I got exactly what I requested! I received the copy/logo before the deadline, and was amazed by the quality of the copy and logo! I will unquestionably use Custom Researchers again for my expanding empire! Thank you!

The customer is, supposedly, thanking the company for their wonderful logo design so, why mention "assignments"? I became suspicious and googled part of the testmonial. What I found was hardly a shocker. It is a poorly paraphrased Masterpaper.com testimonial masterpapers.com/feedbackview.php?none&n=41. Every single one of the testimonials are plagiarised and "borrowed" from masterpapers.

What about her webcopy? "Borrowed" from Getwebcontent.com. Check out the text in the image below and take a look at this: customresearchers.com/Services.php

So are we dealing with a "design mode" issue, Melissa? Do not believe so. Popular consensus is that you are ammoral and have no respect for the intellectual property rights of others. Please password protect this site as well. You can't do anything about internet caches, though, can you?

Melissa, you have restricted access to theseoxperts.com. Why? Could the content have been borrowed from seoxperts.com? Well, I think they should be informed. Restricted or not, caches will reveal all.

How about your idreamtemplates.com? Is it "borrowed" from dreamtemplate.com? Maybe we should ask them if you have member access to their site? Good idea.

Postmyessay.com is it, in any way, "borrowed" from academon. Again, they should be told and if you have a seller account there, you will be in deep deep trouble. These are the big guys, girlie. A little fry like you won't stand a chance.

Even the names you select for your domains lack originality and creativity.

You, Melissa, should have called yourself SerialBorrower not OxbridgeExpert.

Melissa, read up on the Axact vs SNR case. Fits you to a T (you are Axact, of course). If Axact, the one time empire of empires in this industry was annihilated, guess what's going to happen to you.

Tangoed with too many here girlie.


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WRT   
Oct 28, 2009
Essay Services / Non-Plagiarized-TermPapers.com [29]

Do you need evidence that I know you are Jason?

I remember Eugene/cybermediaboy saying the same thing. So, you two are together? :)

Stu4 - we do not care; we really do not give a fig. WB is Jason, WB is Sara, WB is Amy, WB is the man on the moon. Bottom line - does this member expose scammers? Yes. Does this member provide evidence? Yes.

Another thing - what makes you assume that any would believe your so-called evidence? Clean up your act; run an honest operation for, at least, a couple of years and then come back. We might (just might) believe you then. But the bottom line will stay the same - exposes scammers; rips you guys to shreds. That's what we care about, boysie.
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009
Essay Services / Non-Plagiarized-TermPapers.com [29]

This enables the paper sites to receive hundreds of undeserved backlinks.

Thanks for the heads up. Have always been rather wary of this link-exchange business.

That was the exact case when EssayFraud tried to extort links from other website owners. And that was your idea, Jason.

None of the serious members are interested in who you think WB is. We are not interested who who she is but in what she has to say and reveal.

I somewhat sympathise with you Stu4 - you were exposed, after all.
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009

Melissa, you are a scammer and you have stolen from countless websites. Your blog posts are all plagiarised; your promotional articles are all plagiarised. Melissa (OxbridgeExpert), you have stolen all the content so boldly displaed on every single one of your websites, including testimonials. Tell us one thing, who did you steal your web programming from? If you stole that which we can all see, you must have stolen that which we cannot see. Who is you hacker? How many companies did you steal from? Wake up girlie! You are making it way too easy for all of us to gobble you up for breakfast (of course we will spit you out as you are way too disgusting for any to digest).

Do not forget that you stole from Essayscam. Do you think they won't give you up?! Wake up, OxbridgeExpert.

We are envious?! Not a chance in hell. If there's a heaven and hell in the afterlife, hell must be being reincarnated as something like you.

Again, naff off.
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009

Melissa (Jennifer999 and OxbridgeExpert) has password protected her postmyessay.com. Her FAQ's were liberally borrowed from academon.com. You know, the withdrawing money, etc. terms - all borrowed. But, hey, design mode issue and all of us here are sodding hackers for having dared access LIVE websites. Wonder what we will be called when we post caches of her websites? Intellectual property thieves? A bunches of envious nothings who disrespect copyright laws? Wait! We will be called something much worse - AMERICANS!
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Nathraq - ignore Melissa's rants. She is barely literate and is, obviously, engaged in the fictional composition of facts. Respond through the `you know what' thread. Everything here and on the English thread are nothing but failed attempts to bump it down in ranking, distract us and try to engage us in side issue and absolutely senseless debates.
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009

Jennifer999 and OxbridgeExpert, give it up. At the very least, save yourself from further public humiliation.

Your attempts to sound `educated' and literate are disasterous.

OxbridgeExpert, get off your blooming illiterate, ignorant high horse. Talk facts. Yes, the education system in both the United States and the United Kingdom have fallen but, you cannot even begin to compare one of our worst universities with one of Australia's best.

You are going on and on about US cowardice, ignoring the facts of both WWI and WWII. Were it not for the United States, have you any inkling what the world would have been like. Yes, Britain fought and we refused to give up but we were the last ones standing in Europe; crippled and beaten silly. If the US had not intervened, Europe would have been lost for decades to come.

Let's talk about Australia's role. What has your country ever done? Where was it in any of the major conflicts of the past century? How about the War on Terror? You people were struck but you passed on the responsibility for your salvation to the US and, to a lesser degree, the UK. Do you people even have a standing military??

You are very fond of talking about inventions and developments (all your facts are messed up). Whether you like it or not, we live in a world which has been made possible by American inventions, investments and BRAINS. Let's talk about Australia. Have you people ever contributed anything at all? Invented anything? Come up with a single ideology? Theory?

You have proven one thing: criminality is genetic. Australia was our penal colony and your ancestors can be damn proud of you, today.

Naff off.
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Don't you get it! We already know who you are. You aren't British and you are not a disinterested party. After weeks of inactivity, you showed up at the same time as Jennifer199 (who had been inactive for months). You are posting as OxbridgeExpert in a failed and deceitful attempt to distract attention from the EssayScamAlert thread and to cast doubt on the credibility of everybody here. It is not working and you are tightening an already tight noose around your neck. Bark away, now we know who you are, we don't give a fig about anything you have to say.

You have just about given everybody here a personal motive to dig deep.
WRT   
Oct 28, 2009

Also, Australia has a real legal system

Not just Australia, American Writer, she is liable in whatever country the company she stole was is registered and, of course, the United States.
But take a look at this:

security experts now have some evidence with an issue with FTP users.. ;)

She is insinuating that someone else uploaded the content to all her websites.

The hackers have been taking screen shots of my websites before the web copy is written.

All of us here who accessed her sites (live on the internet) are hackers.

I never stole web content.

She is above the law

All my websites have been in design mode. I never stole web content.

She is on public record as 1) asking programmers to `clone' masterpapers; 2) telling programmers: "I need the same quality similar designand layoutof the website mentioned above. Also most importantly I will need all the same programming." The website is templatemonster. This Melissa character recognises the rights of no one; everything is open to `borrowing.'

The reason why WRT is coming after me, is because I worked this person, never got paid properly, opened my own website, then this person found out about it because- they hacked my email accounts

Don't know her from Adam but, it seems that I found out about her live websites because I hacked into her email account.

Anyways, she became jealous and has been threatening me ever since.

She is not a thief; she has not stolen and has never stolen web content; everything you see here is the by-product of my jealousy.

She says that her websites are not active, yet, her PR articles tell another story; her tweets tell a whole different story. And, guess what? Her PR articles claim that she has been in business for 10 years (lie) and go on to denounce most all in this industry as scammers! Yes, she is the only honest one amongst us; the only credible one.

Take a look at the OxbridgeExpert posts, a poster who has been identified as Melissa.

This woman is a sociopath. She breaks the law, insists that she has done nothing wrong and goes on to blame everybody else. We are the hackers; we are jealous; we are fearful of her success (what success? Am I missing something); we are envious of her youth ... It is more than obvious that she has not an original thought in her head, or creative bone in her body; she is jealous of the success which others have achieved and as she believes herself better than all put together, she is determined to claim their success as her own; to appropriate their work!

She really believes herself above the law and way better than the whole bunch of us put together. Why she should believe that when all her content, including blog and promo article content, is beyond the comprehension of any sensible person.

In all cases, she is in a world of legal trouble. A pattern and habit have been established and none who have been victimised by her will trust her to own up to her `mistake' or keep to the straight and narrow. They are going after her. She can remove the content, password-protect it, etc., but what is done is done. Crimes cannot be `undone' and the evidence cannot be eradicated.

Read her OxbridgeExpert posts, American Writer, as they offer a tremendous insight into the workings of this character's mind.

Whenever this thread gets pushed up in ranking, Jennifer199, signs in as OxbridgeExpert and has a manic fit on the "English" thread.
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

For that blatantly false statement alone, the lying piece of trash should be banned.

I agree.

Now that WB, Pheelyks, Nathraq and Rustyironchains are here, the rest of us can sit back, watch and enjoy.

OxbridgeExpert, if I were you, I would watch out. WB is seriously allergic to liars, scammers and con artists.

I could never get into Ab Fab

Give it another go. Did you ever watch `Mind Your Language'? If not, you really must get hold of it.
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

I don;t know...Monty Python is pretty hilarious.

Try `Keeping up Appearances' and `Absolutely Fabulous.' They are British humour at its very best.
I am going to cry :( We are nothing like that pretend-Brit.
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

This whole mindless rant just proved to me that you are NOT in fact British.

Thank you!!!
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

what a weak, disappointing, post-colonial, bitter, insecure, nationalist temper tantrum.

You are right but I really believe that this character is not British. Some of the statements and claims made (such as NHS) are a giveaway. What about OxbridgeExpert's claim that only Americans refer to the UK as England? Not true; absolutely not true. Any from England proper refer to it as England, just as the Scottish refer to their territory as Scotland, etc.

Even if OxbridgeExpert were British (which I don't believe), that does not mean that this character represents us.
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
General Talk / ESL Essay Lecturers!!! [51]

While not technically incorrect, this phrase comes off as rather dim. Why not just say, "the worst universities"?

Possibly due to the baseless assumption that British English is synomymous with verbiage.

So the Americans are to blame for failures in the UK educational system?

According to the `not British and never-set-foot in the UK' OxbridgeExpert, yes. According to the rest of us, mismanagement and a failed nation-wide education policy.
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

I leave you in Pheelyks' extremely capable hands.

Please, everybody, OxbridgeExpert is not British and on the very off-chance that this character is, does not speak for, or represent, the British people.
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

OxbridgeExpert, you are not British. I don't know what you are but you are not British.

British dental issues? Not at all - most Brits have very much better teeth

Ever been to the Eastend lately? Cornwall? How about anywhere in England (us Londoners refer to our part of the country as England)

50% of POWs could not sign their names when taken prisoner in WWII

But they still saved our hides, didn't they?

in a country with free (YES FREE) healthcare, where all medicines are free,

With the NHS falling apart at the seams; Sky coverage of the failure of one trust after the other; ITV exposing the mediocrity which has become the NHS, etc., few of us would ever express pride in that archaic, falling-apart, institution. If you really are British, if you even live in the UK at all, you would not make that statement; especially not after the `loss,' `leakage' and sale of our records.

Narthraq, an American, knows much more about our healthcare system than you do. Is it possibly because a) you are not British and never have had any experience with the NHS and b) Nathraq is a much better researcher than you? Have you even picked up a British newspaper in your life and read about the NHS' so-called dentists? What about over the past couple of days?

Unlike you and most Americans, I am not racist or race-obsessed

Clue 1: BNP?
Clue 2: Last national poll?

If I go to a restaurant in France, and ask for something British, what would they send to my table

You are right. We, ourselves, can't stand the horrid, traditional English fare.

Just look at your awful cities and awful shabby train stations

Ever been to Liverpool? Manchester? Or, how about Queensway? Ever been to our tube stations?

Just look at your awful cities and awful shabby train stations and airports

You have never been to Heathrow! How about Luton or Birmingham? Are you completely unaware?

7. People of all cultures are welcome here, and most enjoy the freedoms and security they could not have enjoyed anywhere else in the world, Britain included.

We are arguing for their expulsion, at the moment. At least 20% of the country wants the racial purification of the UK.

Negro is the correct word as used in the 19th century when YOU still had slavery but we Brits has abolished it all over the world;

What about our very recent imperial past? Our support for apartheid?

OxbridgeExpert, you are not British and you have not, in recent years, been to the UK (as in England, Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland).
WRT   
Oct 27, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Moderators! Who is this racist person?! We all have a right to know this person's identity and contact information and take action!