As everyone is aware, I joined this forum with the exclusive aim of helping students make rational and safe choices when selecting a writer/writing company.

Consequently, I have conducted some research that was concerned with identifying factors(other than qualifications) that influence the competency of an academic writer.

My research findings indicate that students should also enquire about certain personal characteristics of a writer as it was found out that these characteristics influence the competency of a writer.

Before students order an essay from a writer, they should enquire about the issues discussed below and make a rational choice.

Here are my findings:

a) Relationships: A writer who have had a string of failed/unhappy relationships is, on average, very poor in academic writing and prone to emotional outbursts(like pheelyks for example) and students should avoid such writers.

b) Alcohol/partying: A writer given in to endless alcohol binges and partying is obviously a very unreliable professional and should be avoided.

c) Physique: Students should avoid writers that are overweight, not good looking, and not fit. Students should therefore demand a recent photo from potential writers before hiring them.

d) Beliefs: Atheists are better writers than believers.

e) Political leanings: Open minded liberals are good in social studies/ business management/ philosophy studies while conservatives excel in technical fields. A student must demand that a writer declare his/her political beliefs before getting hired.

f) Gender: women writers are more honest about their qualifications and competency than male writers. Women academic writers tend, on average, to produce better research papers than men. A writer must declare his/her gender before getting hired.

g) Hobbies: Hobbies are good indicators of a writer's competence. Students must avoid writers with peculiar hobbies like moon gazing since the implication is that such writers will spend their nights watching the moon and stars instead of writing.

h) Mode of dressing: academic writers who dress in a conservative manner are better than writers with more extravagant dressing style. I saw pheelyks photos and the dude is as extravagant in dressing as anyone can be. Before a student hires a writer, it is good to ask about their dressing style.

i) Role models: One's role models is very indicative of the character of that person. Students must avoid writers with role models such as Lance Armstrong (plagiarism) or George W Bush(incompetence).

j) Month they were born: writers born in the months of February, May, August and November are generally good writers.

If ESL writers/site owners want to defeat the persistent efforts by "native writers" to portray them as fraudulent, they should simply change their business models and adopt the following clean, scam-free model:

a) Create excellent essay websites with proper functionality.

b) Charge premium prices just like established companies do(say $35 per page).

c) Hire the so called native writers(actually hire competent writers) and pay them well.

d) As most ESL students(who BTW constitute 65% of all essay mills consumers) prefer qualified, ESL writers, website owners should hire competent ESL writers to meet the demand of ESL students.

Since some of these writers will mostly be from the UK or US, the merchants will not be deceiving students by marketing their websites as located in the UK/US. Further, clients will be assured of high quality work and the ESL site owners will make more as the quality of their services will be higher.

Writers like pheelyks will have no option but to be hired by ESL merchants. Native writers will either play by the rules/standards established by ESL merchants or quit the business altogether. A classic Darwinism in practice.

To ESL research service merchants: How to legitimize your websites.

In this cesspit, Americans essay companies claim that they are the only legitimate sites qualified to help students cheat the system.

Well, there are no ethics in the cesspit and you as an ESL gains virtually nothing trying to act out your sacredness. This industry is just a pathetic pit and all its players are simply pigs willing to capitalise on students' gullibility.

Just be ruthless.

Here are the tips necessary to succeed in posing as a 'genuine' essay site:

1) Web copy: hire a native English speaker to write your web copy. Gullible students will be convinced that you are located right inside the White House.

2) Charge premium prices: nothing short of $35 per page. Students will always equate low charges with foreign fraudulent sites. Charge as much as you can.

3) Register your websites: yes, register then as US/UK companies. Of course you can be filling 'zero income' tax returns.

4) Have as many websites as possible: yeah, operate at least 100 websites. If one is busted, the others remain.

5) Domain registration: get some UK/US addresses and use them to register your websites. Always pose as Alex Smith from California.

6) Have stooges all over the UK and US: for small pay, there are loafers there who will be answering your phones. The student will never realise this trick.

7) Always have hundreds of back up websites so that if one network is busted, you can quickly host hundreds of other new websites.

8) Ensure you've got terms and conditions sculpted in such a way that the student never wins. You can declare that your essays are not immune to plagiarism so the scammed student will have no any legal recourse.

9) Have a threats manager to silence unsatisfied students. Students will never be satisfied whether you produce an Einsteinian essay or sh.tty plagiarised essays such as those produced by dolts like Editor75

10) Create your own discussion boards where you will be posing as a satisfied student.

This industry is full of devilish machinations; be as a wise fox. I've got a pal in India whose 17 websites net her around $ 120, 000 per month. If you have to succeed in this industry, honesty is no policy.

Remember you as an ESL operative are lucky because you have access to qualified writers willing to work for $3 per page and who have no financial capacity to sue you. In any case, most of the developing countries' judicial systems are thoroughly corrupt and you can always be buying yourself out of any complaint filed against you.

The scale of cheating is at an all time high.
Check the LATEST issues:

guardian.co.uk/higher-education-network/blog/2012/oct/05/plagiari sm-marketisation-of-higher-education

bbc.co.uk/news/education-20298237

huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/harvard-cheating-ring-uni_n_1844104 .html

I have provided the LATEST evidence, not some old, meaningless garbage that was posted by WB claiming that 'US students Dont Cheat- an argument that i have thoroughly and emphatically defeated.